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01-06-2022, 12:28 AM | #11 |
stretching your O-ring
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Headline: Losing-end execs vying for Hasbro CEO position hard on themselves, Cocks rising to the occasion.
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01-06-2022, 12:29 AM | #12 |
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Headline: Cocks' answers to rock-hard questions described by panel attendees as "wooden".
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01-06-2022, 12:32 AM | #13 |
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Headline: Cocks unable to explain missing Hasbro container shipments of Classified figures, places blame squarely on negligent seamen.
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01-06-2022, 12:33 AM | #14 |
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If ever gets an action figure theres gonna be lil cocks everywhere
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01-06-2022, 12:37 AM | #15 |
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Headline: When posed to answer the question of what scale a figure of himself should be, the CEO replied, "I'm not a size queen here. I'll leave it up to the fans to decide whether they want 3.75 inch or 6 inch Cocks, but I think the choice is obvious."
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01-06-2022, 12:42 AM | #16 |
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Headline: When asked about a retro O-ring version of the CEO's likeness, a Hasbro representative replied "We did investigate the idea, but were uncomfortable with how much we'd have to stretch Cocks' ring."
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01-06-2022, 12:46 AM | #17 |
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Headline: Cocks' leadership turns around Hasbro's flaccid 3rd quarter earnings.
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01-06-2022, 12:50 AM | #18 |
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This is getting weird. But it also sounds real.
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01-06-2022, 12:55 AM | #19 |
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Headline: When asked which version of Cobra Commander he preferred, CEO Cocks replied "Hooded".
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01-06-2022, 12:59 AM | #20 |
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Headline: When asked about what it's like to work with the new CEO, one C-level executive at Hasbro replied, "Let me put it this way, when I'm in meetings with him, if you're stroking anyone's ego, you're stroking Cocks'"
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