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03-07-2011, 07:20 PM | #31 |
unnecessary
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well, thanks to affimative action, baroness and range-vipers (whirlwind) are completely safe...
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03-07-2011, 07:23 PM | #32 |
Mortal Enemy
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Just make everyone toxo zombies.
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03-07-2011, 07:24 PM | #33 |
Crimson Guard
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: At my desk
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I'd cut down on the production of BATs and try to avoid direct conflict.
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03-07-2011, 07:27 PM | #34 |
Cobra Chef
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Location: s.c.
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HEAT Vipers...your gone,you are dumbasses for wearing rockets on your ankles. Major Bludd is in the soup line and wearing hand me downs.
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03-07-2011, 07:41 PM | #35 |
Banned
Join Date: May 2009
Location: gods waiting room
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decal vipers sorry but u gota go. i mean really anyone can slap a sticker on their vehicle. as for the cobra operative id say zartan cause really who want to work with a guy that hats sunlight. were a terrorist organization not the local hottopic.
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03-07-2011, 08:11 PM | #36 |
Unreformed Browncoat
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Ohio
Posts: 484
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Review for Severance - Ball, Crystal
Dear Crystal, We regret to inform you that your position as the official hypnotist for Cobra has been eliminated. We have found that hypnotism is actually quite difficult to perform in the middle of battle, and as a result, your position as originally envsioned no longer fits in the long term strategic goals of our organization. As we have no other position outside of "Bullet Sponge" we offer you the attached severance agreement. Crystal, On behalf of the organization I would like you to thank you personally for your contribution to Cobra. Your lighted garbage can lid has helped prevent the loss of literally Tens of Dollars in lost refuse and refuse lids at our very windy mountaintop temples. We respect your focus on bringing value to the organization. We wish you all the best in your future endeavors Crystal. Sincerely M. Sebastian Bludd Manager, Human Resources
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03-07-2011, 08:12 PM | #37 |
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Location: Northwood, NH
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Venomus Maximus gets canned.
H.E.A.T./Astro/Frag/Toxo/Hydro all get the axe.
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03-07-2011, 08:17 PM | #38 |
Ex-Pharisee
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Zaranna, you're fired. Skanky hos are a dime a dozen.
Hey baby. Yeah, you over there with the blonde hair and the legs that go all the way up. I can make you a star!
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03-07-2011, 08:31 PM | #39 |
Banned
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: In a van, down by the river
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Serpentor
(The following is an excerpt from Serpentors Termination meeting) To: Serpentor From: Cobra Human Resources Re: pending termination Well, Mr. Serpentor, this isn't the first time that you've been recommended for termination. No one can forget the fiesta incident, yes we have your testimony on the matter, no it doesn't change anything. Also, what about the time your snakes got loose and got into the cobra daycare. Now bear in mind that due to the fact Cobra created you, we reserve the right to do with you as we please. Your creation cost Cobra millions and you haven't been able to recoup any of that. So long story short, we can't afford to keep you abd we can't just let our money walk out either, so as of now you have offucially been donated to science, please report to Dr. Mindbenders lab for disection...err I mean orientation. |
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03-07-2011, 08:45 PM | #40 |
MCC Recruiter
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Asteroid M
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ok...
I'll base this nonsensical rant on Cobra's P&L. things that cannot go: 1.) Asanine inventions to rule the world 2.) Extensive Enterprises (they funnel the money) 3.) MARS (or else there would be no weapons) 4.) Space Program (Cobra needs to be able to launch satellites or take over satellites, whatever the case they need to be in space). So what can go? What is high-cost / low-value? First: 1.) Cobra BUGG Platoons. They have Dreadnoks for the swamps, no need for maint. & upkeep, or Secto-Viper payroll. Later chumps. 2.) Firefly (hear me out). There are enough elite Cobra troops on the payroll that they do not need to hire outside contractors. He is an independent mercenary, and offers no guaranties that he will get the job done. Seriously here. Who would hire this guy? You have low-cost ninjas on the payroll that work for rice & ginseng tea, use them for your saboteur operations.
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