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03-06-2011, 10:45 PM | #11 |
Sprite Viper
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Maplewood, MO
Posts: 482
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ATTN Desert Scorpion division:
Our glorious leader regrets to inform you that due to the trying economic times, COBRA must eliminate your positions. We simply can not justify the expense of giving each of you a giant mutated scorpion. We wish you the best, and politely request you all gather in the sunken freighter on COBRA Island for some termination paperwork.
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03-06-2011, 11:08 PM | #12 |
Crimson Guard
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Maryland
Posts: 3,370
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Attention all Shock Trooper units, I would like to take this time to thank you for being members of this team, you work hard and you look good doing it but unfortunately in these tough economic times there's no room for redundancy. Taking into consideration the tenure of our Alley Viper division and their continued excellence in securing our urban interests I am sorry to have to inform you that effective immediately Cobra will no longer require your services. If so inclined please feel free to reapply at your recruiter for one of our many other exciting Viper vocations, thank you for your service, Management.
Overkill please report to Dr Mindbenders lab at your earliest convenience. |
03-06-2011, 11:12 PM | #13 |
Vote Quimby
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: New York
Posts: 11,001
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To: Overkill
From: Command RE: Warranty Overkill, Checking our factory records, it appears your parts are currently out of warranty. We are unable to repair you after your last battle. Your resale value vs repair value has fallen below the Blue Book estimate for your equipment. Kindest Regards, Cobra Command.
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03-06-2011, 11:18 PM | #14 |
Retired Viper
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Markham, ON
Posts: 45,213
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Sorry Major Bludd... your time is up....
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03-06-2011, 11:23 PM | #15 |
Sprite Viper
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Maplewood, MO
Posts: 482
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he'd make a great shipping clerk.
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03-06-2011, 11:35 PM | #16 |
Banned
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Hisstank Wrestling Federation!
Posts: 17,654
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Sorry Toxo Zombies... Your contracts became void when you turned into zombies.
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03-07-2011, 12:41 AM | #17 |
Crimson Guard
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,766
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To Major Blood.
Your ass is fired. Cobra Command. |
03-07-2011, 02:00 AM | #18 |
Cobra Viper
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Indiana
Posts: 255
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In these hard economic times we all have to tighten our belts so sevela units will be merged together Shock Troopers will now be merged with the Alley Vipers, H.E.A.T Vipers,Frag Vipers and Flak Vipers will now all be merged into Fast Blast Vipers and as for our specialists Croc Master your position will be phased out as security thats what Night Vipers and Jungle Vipers can do and as for the Toxo Zombies no matter how in zombies maybe you all have to go
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03-07-2011, 02:12 AM | #19 |
Slayer Designs Staff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: cant spell USA
Posts: 10,167
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Headman, keeps blowing all of the money on hookers and cocaine
and the Crimson Guard, we dont need you, you've betrayed CC on numerous occasions and seem to have zero backbone. You are overpaid, your helmets look retarted and with all of this you are still persisting in carrying those stupid fucking revolvers. Do yourself a favor and blow your brains out with them.
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03-07-2011, 02:20 AM | #20 |
Iron Grenadier
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 682
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Copperhead should have plenty of time to wrestle gators and train recruits, so Croc Master and Big Boa can be let go. Besides, Copperhead needs the overtime.
The Alley Vipers called their loyalty into question when they started wearing Iron Grenadier colors, so I think the Shock Troopers would edge them out |
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