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12-02-2010, 08:56 PM | #11 |
tht 1 guy with a mustache
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: madison
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You know you’re a Joe fan when:
1. You convince your wife that Hisstank.com is a self-help website for toy addicts, and that soon you will be better. 2. You notice the variant can in a 12-pack of Coke. 3. Your budget for a certain half-inch sliver of 25-year old plastic is $50-75, depending on condition. 4. You complain about the 2009 Steven Sommers live-action movie, but own at least two copies of it on multiple forms of media to “support the franchise.” 5. You don’t have a morsel of food or toilet paper in the house, yet your supply of Q-tips never drops below 600. 6. Your wife notices that you suddenly really like going clothes shopping with her at Marshalls, Ross, and TJ Maxx. 7. You stay awake until 1am watching cartoon reruns on the Hub, even though you’ve seen them all 134 times, and own the DVDs. 8. You’ve trained your Chihuahua to jump out of your Terror Drome when you open the blast doors. 9. You cringe when people erroneously make reference to “Cobra Kai” or worse, “Cobra La.” 10. You experiment with GooGone on anything. Anything. 11. You’ve created your own index to Mark Bellomo’s Ultimate Guide to GI Joe (2nd edition). 12. You think the Rise of Cobra movie Night Raven is a sub-par vehicle, and buy four of them as soon as they hit the clearance rack. 13. You request a receipt at all yard sale and flea market purchases, just in case you’re ever asked to prove that you got a good deal. 14. Your Terror Drome smells like dog pee. Happy holidays, Tankers. There’s no one like us… except Transformers fans. or uhhhhhhhh i have no idea |
12-02-2010, 09:04 PM | #12 |
Store Peg Saboteur
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Oregon
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16. You buy some spray paint and kitty litter as it would make nice desert terrain for your dio. You don’t own a cat.
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12-02-2010, 09:22 PM | #13 |
of The Hapa Nation
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Hapan, where the YKGOQA roam free
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17. You refer to your walk-in closet as "The Vault".
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12-02-2010, 09:24 PM | #14 |
drill sergeant
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: south dakota
Posts: 333
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you know you are a joe fan when:
17. when you have your significant other call you from the toy aisle of a store to tell you what they have on the pegs 18. you are waiting for target to open and you run ahead of the other people waiting with you when the doors open, because that old lady next to you might be looking for an alley viper too! |
12-02-2010, 09:24 PM | #15 |
Now with Kung-Fu Grip!
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Boro, TN
Posts: 3,141
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16. You're at a funeral and you see some kids in the back room playing with an accelerater suit duke and ask them if they're "looking for Bolo."
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12-02-2010, 09:41 PM | #16 |
Filecard Maker
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: NJ
Posts: 7,300
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- You see kids playing with Joes and avalanche them VOLUMES of information on the Joe linage when all they asked was, "You like G.I. Joe's?"
- Your finding childhood friends on Facebook just so you can see if they have any good vintage stuff to raid from them. - A shingle hangs at your front door that says, "Terrordrome: IDENTIFICATION PLEASE." - You see a kid in the toy aisle with a Joe in hand...and your trying to get...a good look at it to see if its one you need. - Someone says Lady Jane and you get really pissed off. - You see the size of space resurved for The Corps @ Walmart and get really pissed. - You secretly dream of finding vintage figures while shopping regular retail. - You don't even bat an eye when someone mentions terms like Argen7, or White Mortal. - in detail you provide an updated visual reference to relatives of your wants list, every yardsale season. |
12-02-2010, 10:23 PM | #17 |
Question Authority
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Maine
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12-02-2010, 10:30 PM | #18 |
of The Hapa Nation
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Hapan, where the YKGOQA roam free
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Every time you walk by the True Heroes section @ TRU, you think to yourself, "Pfft, 5 points of articulation".
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12-02-2010, 10:36 PM | #19 |
Crimson Guard
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Northeastern, Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,998
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-you'd cut off a finger to get inside the mind of Larry Hama.
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12-02-2010, 10:39 PM | #20 |
Crimson Guard
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Northeastern, Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,998
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-when you pretty much stopped collecting STAR WARS figures altogether.
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