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11-21-2010, 09:04 PM | #1 |
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I'm just sayin'...Star Wars had Porkins.
Seriously with a name like Porkins and being over weight, childhood must have been sheer torment! Anyway, I don't think there are any over weight Joes...not as big as Porkinsinsens fat ass anyway. So lets have some mindless fun: What Joe, based upon their specialty is most likely to become a fat bastard? |
11-21-2010, 09:06 PM | #2 |
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Bazooka in the DDP books...
in the cartoon, he was munchin' on Fudgies often ...
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11-21-2010, 09:07 PM | #3 |
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my fridge figure looked pretty fat, I think Armadillo did too sorta, and so did Steam Roller even though he was ripped.
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11-21-2010, 09:07 PM | #4 |
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I think Roadblock being a chef has the potential to gain a few lbs. I dunno, being military men, its hard to picture any of them fat.
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11-21-2010, 09:10 PM | #5 |
tht 1 guy with a mustache
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because it is harder to make fat joes figures
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11-21-2010, 09:15 PM | #6 |
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Because GI Joe is an elite fighting force and that probably requires some PT.
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11-21-2010, 09:25 PM | #7 |
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Best answer! Yeah the Rebels had Porkins, but at that point, I'm sure they'd take anyone willing to fight against the Empire. I'm sure GI Joe has standards of physical fitness. Hmm, I'd say the communications/computer guys (Dial Tone, Breaker, Mainframe, Sparks...) might run the risk of getting fat. I'm thinking Star Brigade and Eco Force would get pretty fat too, due to inactivity
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11-21-2010, 09:28 PM | #8 |
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Scarlett, because she is a cheating whore who would get an inflated ego around so many men and let herself go.
She's the type who uses the "I had a kid" excuse... 7 years after she has it. Whore. |
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11-21-2010, 09:30 PM | #9 |
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ice cold bases in the middle of nowhere? old fighers that are outdated & seldom work right? running from planet to planet hiding? I don't think they can be choosers. The joe team on the other hand, elite fighting force. sure, there were some bad decisions along the way.. -the refridgerator perry (why??) -the shirtless martial arts expert -the guy in the basketball uniform but for the most part, they are the best of the best. that, and hasbro wouldn't make a mold they can't reuse.
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11-21-2010, 09:30 PM | #10 |
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arnt they all the same height? thats more weird.
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