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09-25-2010, 02:41 AM | #1 |
Cobra Soldier
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Someone please tell me why Chuck Norris was never made into a Joe? Ah, allas I see the error of my ways - Had Chuck been a Joe it would only take him to illiminate Cobra, hence no need for a Joe team! But seriously Sgt Slaughter and the Fridge, have you seen those guys in real life? And I'm not talking about now, I'm talking back then. Your telling me that the most elite SOF in the world couldn't find someone a bit more hard core than an extremely over weight washed out football player and a guy who looks like Randy Quaid with a mustach and tight spandex! At least Chuck trained with Bruce Lee.
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09-25-2010, 02:42 AM | #2 |
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Probably because he had his own action figure line.
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09-25-2010, 02:56 AM | #3 |
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Karate kommandos yeah i think they spelled commando with a "k"
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09-25-2010, 03:20 AM | #4 |
Spartan F5 Viper
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Cuase he's Chuk Norris...he dosen't need a team of wannabe ninja specialists getting in the way...he is a loner and he gets the job done even when the joes can't...or won't....
The man pisses formic acid laced habanero sauce...and uses uranium to bake his breakfeast burritos.... He does not need a joe figure lol... |
09-25-2010, 04:54 AM | #5 |
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Isn't Chuckles the the poor man's Chuck Norris, anyway?
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09-25-2010, 05:04 AM | #6 |
Cobra puppet therapist
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Yep. A little known fact: Those figures were never sculpted, he just stared at the plastic and commanded it to form itself into a likeness of him.
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09-25-2010, 06:19 AM | #7 |
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The Chuck Norris internet sensation must be fading away. I figured this thread would be up to 15 pages of nothing but those stupid Chuck Norris sayings by now.
Anyone can pee on the bathroom floor, but Chuck Norris can poop on the ceiling. I'm sorry, but I had to do it. That one is funny though.
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09-25-2010, 08:15 AM | #8 |
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Looking for WWE Mattel figures. Will trade for Joe's or Jakks |
09-25-2010, 08:27 AM | #9 |
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09-25-2010, 08:33 AM | #10 |
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