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09-14-2010, 01:37 AM | #1 |
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09-14-2010, 03:03 AM | #2 |
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You know I'm an 80's guy, and I loved the Comics and the Cartoon, but as good as they were we could list a lot of really bad ideas that made it into them.
Comics -The transforming Silent Castle -Hologram helipotors -Zartan's complicated history becomes even worse, not exactly Hama's fault but Hama made him a bad guy, then a good guy then a bad guy and a ninja and a biker and then Blaylock made him have gene therapy and mental issues (something mentioned in his original filecard but eventually removed) and eventually Blaylock made Zartan not even Zartan but Zartan??? -Stormshadow returns from the dead and changes sides...he changes sides way too often. -Stormshadow sends Snake Eyes on a mission as a sole-less killing machine. -Scarlett makes the least believable turn to Cobra. -Transformers come back. -Dr. Mindbender clones himself...just in case. -First Strike makes a comeback. -Snake Eyes dies then is...brought back to life via Red Ninja voodoo as a bad guy. -Stormshadow killed his uncle...no it was Zartan who was responsible...no actually its Firefly who was a saboteur and now he's a ninja...no wait Cobra Commander is responsible because he hired Firefly who hired Zartan who was confused for Stormshadow...ugh. -Snake Eyes and Cobra Commander went on a rampage after Snake Eyes came back from the Nam. -Joe Colton is killed...no he isn't. Cartoon -Giant vegtables -Giant Virus complete with apple ammo -A massive metal sea serpent -Synthoids -a bad rip off of the marvel character Arcade including robot funeral attendants, large lawn mowers and a butterscotch rescue (I can almost forgive them on this one because of Baroness in a bikini) -Giant Polly -Sgt. Slaughter spins like a top on his heals while holding onto his belt while Jinx holds the other end so Falcon can jump and grab her ankles. -Quick Kick fights in the arctic bare chested. -An elderly window wiper confounds both Joe and Cobra. -Destro has a one eye'd monster...in his cellar. -Hector Ramirez and Shipwreck thwart Cobra...and laugh way to much. -Cobra Commander becomes a snake...literally. -Roadblocks Aunt and Uncle thwart a Cobra scheme when they won't sell Cobra a large rocket on ther restaurant. -Hi Freq. We really could do this for a long time. Last edited by Owner of a Lonely B.A.T.; 09-14-2010 at 03:13 AM.. |
09-14-2010, 03:07 AM | #3 |
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This^^^^
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09-14-2010, 06:02 AM | #4 |
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Quote:
-Stormshadow killed his uncle...no it was Zartan who was responsible...no actually its Firefly who was a saboteur and now he's a ninja...no wait Cobra Commander is responsible because he hired Firefly who hired Zartan who was confused for Stormshadow...ugh.
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09-14-2010, 07:17 AM | #5 |
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hmmm....
- an evil dude in a Bird suit. who's also an accountant... - highly trained paramilitary mercenaries not noticing a huge dude with a football jersey, or a soldier in a bright yellow uniform in combat. - a pacifist in an elite military organization - A used car salesmen becoming the leader of the largest terrorist organization in the world. thats about as crazy as a calypso singer becoming the leader of the third largest religious sect in America... ...oh.. wait...
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09-14-2010, 09:39 AM | #6 |
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Almost anyone who shows any potential to be a ninja is automatically part of a ninja family called Arashikage.....except for Quick Kick....no one likes him
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09-14-2010, 10:20 AM | #7 |
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So GI Joe is safe, unless they start fighting aliens, Then we don't see them for 10 years.
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09-14-2010, 11:04 AM | #8 |
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Fatal Fluffies!
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09-14-2010, 11:51 AM | #9 |
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Storm Shadow find Excalibur
Destro catches a cold and doesn't rust but sneezes just as he had the Joes in his crosshairs with a bazooka. Sadly that is one of my favorite episodes too. Bazooka "I'll disarm it." All medics are pacifists A glider as an offensive weapon in a modern military organization. From Cobra Civil War: Sepantor: "You has been." Cobra Commander: "Better a has been than a never was." NOTE: I might have reversed that, but the dialouge is right I know it. Snake Eyes defeating 10,000 ninjas without a scratch. Everyone working for Cobra as a spy has the same face and name.
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09-14-2010, 12:30 PM | #10 |
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Yeah... this
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