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07-05-2010, 05:40 PM | #31 |
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Alpine Quick Kick and Bazooka realizing they can sing form a Mariachi band for Zaps Puerto-Rican/Mexican restaurant. Roadblock, BBQ, and Blowtorch do the cooking.
Sadly Recondo dies living his fantasy being the next crocodile hunter, and is mauled by a pack of rabid jackrabbits Tripwire runs an antique glass/porcelain figurine shop |
07-05-2010, 05:46 PM | #32 |
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Hawk,Duke,and Flint retire while being visited by Lady J,Cover Girl, and Scarlett at the new PIT Trailer Park
Cobra Commander selling sweaters on infomercials Destro, Baroness, and Scrap Iron run a car dealership in Tampa Bay Zartan marries and converts to Judiasm-"gonna be late for seder!" |
07-05-2010, 05:54 PM | #33 |
Cobra Viper
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Location: Alabama
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Shipwreck became the captain of a crab fishing ship called the Mara, and lands a spot on Discovery Channel's the Deadliest Catch.
Payload became NASA Administrator. |
07-05-2010, 05:58 PM | #34 |
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skid mark had a head injury and now makes his own skidmarks daily
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07-05-2010, 06:42 PM | #35 |
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Location: Norfolk
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Sgt Slaughter goes back to wrestling managing a team called the Renegades (made up of Red Dog, Meercer, and Taurus). Their valet... Zarana.
Dr. Mindbender becames the chief scientist for the US government. Cobra Commander is revealed to be Bill Gates. Zartan no longer finding the joy he once had for being a merc he becames an actor. He is now known as the new Lon Chaney. Hawk becames president with Duke as his vp. Flint and Lady Jaye marry and have 8 kids. They are very happy. |
07-06-2010, 12:20 PM | #36 |
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Location: California
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Cobra Commander removed his mask and changed his name to Simon ...He created a TV game show for horrible singers and enlisted Crystal Ball in a mass hypnosis through television waves. He finally found victory, and retired last season.
Crazy Legs tried out for So You Think You Can Dance? He thought wrong. Like a true merc, Major Bludd moved to Hollywood and tried his hand at script writing. His first project: GI Joe. Turns out, his scripts are as bad as his poetry. Duke is a mall cop. Tunnel Rat went on to write a series of comics about his adventures. He is currently revisiting the series he made famous. |
07-06-2010, 01:00 PM | #37 |
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Location: Alabama
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Chuckles, Jinx, and Mace put together a criminal investigations unit. They enlist Psyche-Out as a behavior analyst, and Firewall to do the computer work.
Bulletproof joins the Empire City Police Department, and gains notoriety for cleaning the drug dealers, and other criminals off the streets. He rises to the position of police chief and proposes the creation of a special police unit. In the future that police unit would become known as COPs with Bulletproof's son as Commanding Officer. |
07-06-2010, 01:29 PM | #38 |
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Location: Asheville, NC
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Cobra Commander went back to selling used cars until the Pontiac dealership closed since they are no longer being manufactured. He is now homeless in a bad part of Chicago where he can often be heard begging "GOT ANY SSSSSSSPARE CHANGE??!?!?"
Gung Ho joined a new version of the Village People. He has since "come out" and he and his long-time partner Hector (last name withheld) are happier than ever. |
07-06-2010, 01:57 PM | #39 |
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Dr Mindbender now stars in a off broadway production of the Rocky Horror picture show as Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist,
Everyone seems to love his version of Charles Atlas Song / I Can Make You a Man. (featuring Serpantor) He continues to protest Cobra's Don't ask Don't tell policies. Cobra Commander devistated at the news of his father's passing, has vowed revenge against is half brother Darth Vader. He leaves Earth only to discover Vader is already dead. He then leads the remainning forces of the Empire into Chaos. He has never apoligized for the Global Warmming the Weather Dominator caused. |
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07-06-2010, 02:14 PM | #40 |
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Location: Utah
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Low-Light became a gun for hire, a master assassin. He has 137 confirmed kills. If you're cause is just, and you can afford him, he'll erase your "problem."
Low-Light is officially wanted by the CIA, FBI and Interpol as well as numerous local governments across the globe. While he officially works alone, it is rumored he receives tips, jobs and payments from the CIA but this is, as of yet, unconfirmed.
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