[General Scarlett]

Alrighty gang!! I just got into this game on another board and I know that it's going to be a 'hoot' to have us play it here!!

Here's how it works: you make up something that you are not allowed to do while in the PITT. I'll start off to show you what I mean.

1. I am not allowed to shoot up the flooring of the firing range.

* Even if that's the way the A-Team does it.
* Am not allowed to refer to Hawk as Hannibal, even if he does love it when a plan comes together.
* Should not refer to Snake Eyes as Faceman for obvious reasons
* Roadblock does not "Pity Fools" and no, he will not grow a mohawk.

2. Should not speak of candy, bears, balloons or bongos when Ripcord is around.

*Should not put on a bear costume to try and get him over his phobia.
* He knows where we keep the "Hurt Locker" and will show me if I continue to play my bongos while wearing said bear costume.

3. I am not allowed to practice 'miming' when Snake Eyes is in the lounge.

*Even if Bazooka thinks it's funny when I'm 'stuck in the box'
*Also 'Charades' is a big 'no-no'
*And pressing the 'mute' button while Snakes is watching 'Lifetime' isn't a good idea




Let's see how creative we all can be!!!!! PLAY!

[Shin Densetsu]

4-Not allowed to taunt Storm Shadow with pictures of squirrels

*Even if it gives him more of an edge in accuracy
*Will not mix up squirrel picture and Junko's portrait with the bullseye on his archery target practice dartboard, for he will go ballistic and go rogue again, niether joe or cobra this time around.

5-Will not bring knives around Snake Eyes room when Scarlett is around

*because he will ignore Scarlett again and give her another reason to believe she will be ditched at the altar for a 2nd time
*because Scarlett comes 2nd to his knives

6-Will not recruit anymore ninjas

*Because there are too many already
*Storm Shadow is really the only one we need now that Snake eyes is Mr. Commando-jack-of-all-trades

[General Scarlett]

7. I am not allowed to mess with Scarlett's crossbow and arrows

*even though I think that 'hot pink' for a color really makes her weapon 'pop'
*while the fire sale at Oliver Queen's estate had a whole bunch of cool and unique arrows for sale, stuffing Scarlett's quiver with the one's that shoot flowers wasn't such a smart idea
*adjusting the tension of the bow so that the arrows simply 'fall off', in hindsight, isn't so funny when it's one of those C4 tipped ones



8. I am not allowed to rummage through Cover Girl's and Lady Jaye's 'undercover makeup'

*there's a reason why the labels say 'dry clean only'
*'spirit gum' isn't supposed to be chewed at Army/Navy games
*even though putting on all that leather and lace feels so good


9. I am not allowed to try playing 'Marco Polo' with Jinx

*that's a lesson I only needed to learn once..........

[C.I.A.D.]

10. I am not allowed to watch football in the rec room of the Pitt.

*Even if it's funny when Capt. Grid Iron recalls his glory days and the Fridge constantly reminds us all of the "Superbowl shuffle".

*Even if it's no ones fault that Duke constantly interrupts the game to say "See people? Now THATs a rock hard butt! You all better work towards that!".

[flash70]

11. Should not speak about the universe and aspects of phsysics with flash.

* He will talk his mouth off and put you to sleep.


12. Do not give any bubble gum to Breaker.

* he will never stop chewing and poppping bubbles.


13. Don't get in a debate with Gung-ho and Roadblock on who makes the proper gumbo.

* Just don't do it!


14. Don't let any new female recruits visit the Motor pool when Clutch is around.

* Scarlett and Cover Girl can tell you why.

[Obiwanjacoby]

15. I am not allowed to talk to, point at, indicate, or otherwise identify Agent Faces. Do not talk about Agent Faces.

16. Ditto for Mace and/or Chuckles, that is, if I even knew who they were to begin with.

17. I am not allowed to feed Polly Alka-Seltzer.

18. I am not allowed to put Max in a bag and then hide him in the weapons locker.

19. I am not allowed to eat a case of Frozen Fudgies, then throw up in the Defiant simulator.

20. Remarks to Super Trooper like, "Do it yourself man, it's what you're good at." are not acceptable.

21. I will return Pathfinder's lawn-edger after I'm done borrowing it.

22. I am absolutely not allowed to point out that our ammo cases were manufactured by ARBCO crate company.

23. I am not allowed to ask Red Zone if he got on the team by winning a contest.

-PJ

[Phorpus]

24. Do not bring in any unchecked items ie Tape decks, guitar cases, tape decks, cameras, tape decks etc.
*We're serious. For the love of god, don't bring in that tape deck.

25. "Who can make Snake Eyes laugh" contests are now prohibited
*He cried

26. Stop blaming Cobra for everything without proper evidence
*Cobra did not make you lose your bet
*Cobra did not make you lose your keys
*Cobra did not take your lunch from the fridge

27. Do not keep Snake Eye's marker and white board away from him
*It took us 2 hours last time for him to tell us he needed socks
*He cried

28. Don't spank Timber
*Yes, we mean the wolf
*Polly is fair game

[Irid70]

29. I am not allowed to ask Shipwreck what exactly a sailor can really do on liberty in Thule, Greenland, and how much it costs.

*No matter how much he's had to drink.
*Not even if I'm about to be stationed there.

30. I'm not allowed to conspiratorially pass out pictures of a younger Hawk, and current pictures of Falcon, in order to point out how alike they look and ask if we know who Falcon's real dad is.

[Irid70]

BUMP, because I liked this thread and was sad to see it disappear so quick. We can do better than 30.

31. I am not allowed to toss water balloons gently at Tripwire.
*Or Ketchup bottles
*Or Mayonaisse jars
*Or bottles of perfume.

[C.I.A.D.]

32. I am not allowed to laugh uncontrollably when Timber & Law get stuck butt-to-butt (EW!)

33. I am not allowed to ask Scoop to make secret videotapes of the Female Locker Room.

34. I am not allowed to put 22's on the Hammer.

35. I am not allowed to call Falcon a "second rate Flint".

36. I am not allowed to remind Sgt. Slaughter of his "Bad Guy Days" in wrestling.

*No matter how funny it was.

*Regardless of the fact that The Iron Sheik calls the PITT almost DAILY and calls us all "Jabronis".