[swafus]

37. I am not allowed to play hide and go seek with Spirit

38. I am not allowed to ask Ice Cream Soldier if Frozen Yogurt Soldier would have been a more 90's code name

39. I am not allowed to make fun of Airborne for still reading Encyclopedia Britannicas, even though they have become obsolete due to the advent of the internet

40. I will no longer refer to Rampage as "African-American-Beachhead"

41. I will stop asking Ambush and Low-light to take me on a Dino-Hunter safari in the summertime

[C.I.A.D.]

41. I am not allowed to make fun of Tracker's raft.

*No matter how useless it is in battle.

*No matter how many times I put water wings in his x-mas stocking.


42. I am not allowed to remind Clutch of his Mega Marines uniform.


43. I am not allowed to take the Swamp Masher rock crawling.

[swafus]

44. I am not allowed to tease ripcord about looking like John Wayne

45. I will not use Mace or Muskrats "Missile launcher helmets" to clear out traffic when riding my motorcycle

46. I'm not allowed to use the watch tower for "extra-curricular" activities

47. I will refrain from teasing Law about his horrendous spanish accent in the movie.

48. I will not bring Uncle Winkens Grape Soda or choco-covered donuts into the break room

[cappeca]

49. I am not allowed to comment on those Fensler's GIJOE PSA films.

* Even though they're super funny
* Mostly since YouTube access was blocked from the PITT because of them in the first place


50. I am not allowed to talk about Transformers.

* It's off-topic per se.
* Not everyone forgot about G2
* It would remind the Joes that, counting every cross over that exists, Cobra already has A LOT of Cybertronian technology in hands.
* It would also remind Cobra!

[SHIPWRECK"N"POLLY]

51. Im not allowed to offer polly a cracker

52. I am not allowed to discuss shipwreck's affinity for mara's gills

53. I am not allowed to ask Ace if he has any "money to burn"

[Xerofall]

54. I'm not allowed to request Cobra Cola to be stocked in the soda machines.

*Even though it tastes more like Coke than Yo Joe Cola does.

55. I'm not allowed to ask Stalker to take me with him.

*Cuz he'll slap me down Brooklyn style. (See below)

[C.I.A.D.]

56. I am not allowed to stare at Bombstrike below the neck.

57. I am not allowed to call Polly a "winged rat".

58. I am not allowed to refer to the Battle Blitz as "SUPER HYPER FUN LUGE MACHINE!"

59. I am not allowed to comment on the fact that after 25 years the entire team is still wearing the same uniforms...yet there's never any mention of washing machines in the PITT.

60. I am not allowed to remind Duke of the Military's "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy.

*Regardless of how many times he invites me out to dinner.

*Regardless how many times he walks in to the barracks in nothing more than assless leather chaps.

*Regardless of the fact that I've seen him dress up as the Baroness for Halloween.

[swafus]

61. I promise to stop calling Iceberg "Kool Moe Dee"

62. I am not allowed to slip deodorant into beach-heads foot locker.

63. I am not allowed to call Budo "the last samurai" anymore (it hurts his feelings and makes him sad)

64. I am not allowed to say "WHAT?" to Repeater after everything he says

65. I promise to stop asking T'JBang if that is his porn name

[sharke]

Quote:

Originally Posted by C.I.A.D.

*Regardless how many times he walks in to the barracks in nothing more than assless leather chaps.

wasn't Destro the only one with assless chaps?

thats right CIAD, I went there

[C.I.A.D.]

LMAO @ Swafus & Sharke! WIN!