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View Poll Results: What's your solution? | |||
One on One Duel to the death | 0 | 0% | |
Lead a Assault Mission against Gi Joe yourself | 7 | 30.43% | |
Get into a Brawl with Cobra Commander right there | 2 | 8.70% | |
KILL Cobra Commander | 14 | 60.87% | |
Voters: 23. You may not vote on this poll |
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03-28-2010, 04:26 PM | #1 |
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Ok it's the final straw.
You've taken every order from Cobra Commander, you've done everything to the best of your ability yet Gi Joe Keeps on screwing everything up! Cobra Commander's looking for a scapegoat for his latest failure and he's picked you! Good thing for you you've got friends in the cobra High Command that are also tired of Cobra Commander's blundering most notably Serpentor who's quite anxious to see how you're going to settle the matter between you and Cobra Commander. So you're getting screamed at by Cobra Commander, who is just pissed cause everyone's blaming him and he's shoving it all on you! As an Alley Viper, you're taking his bitching quite well but you're getting really tired of it. You make note of Cobra's failures due to his lack of leadership as a field commander where you are a frontline soldier who's done his job and cobra commander's failed to do his[which at that point the other cobra command members are all agreeing with you] So Serpentor is thinking of a way to end your feuding. He Comes up with a simple idea and asks you to come up with another one. Either A One on One Duel to the death with Cobra Commander in the Arena. OR Lead a Assault Mission against Gi Joe yourself and see who's the better field commander in battle, thus proving your argument that you could lead Troops better than Cobra Commander. And see how long he can last before screaming "Retreat!!" Or if you just get tired of His whining and start an brawl with him right there and end up beating the crap out of him infront of the other Cobra Command members. -During the fight he'd be screaming for his Crimson Guardsmen to come to his aide but they're being held back by Serpentor since he wants to see if Cobra Commander can hold his own against one of his own elite soldiers! Or Simply take out your rifle and KILL cobra Commander right out when he finishes bitching at you and then say "If anyone wants to avenge his death step right up!" -Think of it as the same as Cobra Commander getting chewed out at the beginning of the Gi Joe Movie if it'll help you visualize it-
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03-29-2010, 04:16 AM | #2 |
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oh good, I'm not the only one who picked "kill him."
I mean...as a superbadass Alley Viper, I don't think I'd tolerate CC's shenanigans. |
03-29-2010, 04:26 AM | #3 |
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Hmmm...A "One on One" Duel (I"m thinking Pistols)? I don't think so, It's been mentioned many times in the Comic Book, that CC is a world class expert shot, so I'd have to pass on that one.
CC has proven on several occasions to be a good field leader, strong tactician and strategist, I think I'd blame his troops/mercenaries, on the failures before I'd blame him for his lack of field command. Trying to one up him on Field Leadership with those troop may just backfire. As far as the Crimson Guard are concerned, they'd turn on Serpentor in a heartbeat. They're loyal ONLY to CC ( in the Cobra civil war, they took Serperntors side only because the original CC was still alive and in hiding and rebuilding his wealth, heath, army and stratagizng on how best to take down the usurper Serpentor and the traitorous bastard that shot and buried him, Fred VII). Make no mistake, the CG's would arrest, or take out Serpentor for that. Killing the Commander would't be an option either, his CG"s would be all over you like a Bum on a ham sandwich. Instead, I'd yell, "LOOK!!! The Baroness and Zaranna are mud wrestling" and then throw a live grenade in the air towards the CG's and then kick CC in the balls and yell, BEAOTCHHHH!!!!!! give him an Atomic Wedgie and run like hell! Last edited by captain99; 03-29-2010 at 04:41 AM.. |
03-29-2010, 05:11 AM | #4 |
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Hmmm...A "One on One" Duel (I"m thinking Pistols)? I don't think so, It's been mentioned many times in the Comic Book, that CC is a world class expert shot, so I'd have to pass on that one.
CC has proven on several occasions to be a good field leader, strong tactician and strategist, I think I'd blame his troops/mercenaries, on the failures before I'd blame him for his lack of field command. Trying to one up him on Field Leadership with those troop may just backfire. As far as the Crimson Guard are concerned, they'd turn on Serpentor in a heartbeat. They're loyal ONLY to CC ( in the Cobra civil war, they took Serperntors side only because the original CC was still alive and in hiding and rebuilding his wealth, heath, army and stratagizng on how best to take down the usurper Serpentor and the traitorous bastard that shot and buried him, Fred VII). Make no mistake, the CG's would arrest, or take out Serpentor for that. Killing the Commander would't be an option either, his CG"s would be all over you like a Bum on a ham sandwich. Instead, I'd yell, "LOOK!!! The Baroness and Zaranna are mud wrestling" and then throw a live grenade in the air towards the CG's and then kick CC in the balls and yell, BEAOTCHHHH!!!!!! give him an Atomic Wedgie and run like hell! In the cartoon universe he's a world class ineffectual dueche, in the comic though he's not to be underestimated. |
03-29-2010, 05:40 AM | #5 |
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End it there and then. Any of the other options gives the most unscrupulous, devious mind in the world time to beat you. This is what Overlord should have done.
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03-29-2010, 07:01 AM | #6 |
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problem is.. most vipers are horrendous shots.. so even if you did try to "end it then and there" with surprise shots.. you'd probably miss. THIS has also been proven many times in the joe cartoons and comics. lol.
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03-29-2010, 07:51 AM | #7 |
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None I wouldn't disobey my commanding officer
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03-29-2010, 07:55 AM | #8 |
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I kill myself because I'm an Alley Viper and I shouldn't be allowed to exist. lol
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03-29-2010, 08:47 AM | #9 |
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With that huge non-transparent face shield over my head, i predict Cobra Commander kills me 1.6 seconds into the duel...
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03-29-2010, 03:04 PM | #10 |
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I'd take the assault mission option...that way I'd have a buddy of mine sabotage cobra commander...hehehehehehehe I'm the devious Alley Viper....
But if I wanted to off Cobra Commander Right there I'd do it and take his place as Leader of Cobra.....but I'd give him a non fatal wound Cause I'd need someone to blame my failures on it's always been the way of "Blame it on the guy who was there before you."
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