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View Poll Results: What are you thinking of doing? | |||
Dive out the side of the APC, and let your other Alley Vipers get blown up too | 8 | 32.00% | |
Let the bomb disposal expert deal with it | 0 | 0% | |
Abandon the APC and let it blow up! | 12 | 48.00% | |
Grab the Grenade and Toss it out | 5 | 20.00% | |
Voters: 25. You may not vote on this poll |
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03-28-2010, 02:28 PM | #1 |
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Well you and your Fellow Alley Vipers are sitting in the back of a new Prototype Cobra APC getting ready to deploy into battle. The APC You're in has just come to a stop and the side doors are opening along with the back ramp is lowering down.....
A blind chance of luck for that stupid Joe Big Lob manages to toss a special grenade into your APC it lands on the floor in front of you and your Alley Viper buddies.....but it doesn't explode. However it's got Motion Sensors on it and will detonate if too much motion around it is sensed [you can still move slowly but your gear when it moves might set it off] So what are you gonna do? You can dive out the side of the APC and let your buddies buy it when the Grenade blows-Every man for himself mainly you. Sit very still while your fellow guys just stare at the Grenade and get your bomb disposal guy to take care of it...but it might blow up by the time he gets close enough to disarm it..... Scream "BAIL OUT!" Have everyone jump from the APC and let the APC get totaled and you end up leaping out onto Cobra Commander's STUNN which has just rolled up....thus you'll get a chewing out from him about Why the hell you're on his STUNN, then tell him you're gonna go kill that blasted Joe Big Lob who tossed the grenade into the APC cause you're REALLY Pissed at that moment. Grab the Grenade, and Toss it out, chances are it might hit Cobra Commander's STUNN that just rolled up beside the APC and hope it doesn't blow up in your hand.
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03-28-2010, 02:33 PM | #2 |
That's lo!
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Dive out and leave the others to have it. This is Cobra afterall!
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03-28-2010, 02:39 PM | #3 |
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Toss it out, let CC get blown up and then shout "Big Lob killed Cobra Commander" and hang back well the maddened troops go and kill Big Lob.
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03-28-2010, 02:48 PM | #4 |
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Aaaaaarrrrrrggggg!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-28-2010, 02:50 PM | #5 |
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I'd hate to be the bomb expert....cause if you're staring a grenade in the face.....and as you get close to it it might blow up...well...at that point you're probably thinking of wanting to be somewhere else.....
All that while you can hear big lob in the background going "Will he disarm it?! Only a few seconds to go!!!!!!!!" At that point I'd mutter "I'm SO gonna kill that Big Lob when I get out of here...." Course I'd rather just Abandon the APC, screaming "BAIL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!" And your day would really suck grabbing the grenade and it goes off in your hand blowing it and your arm off while you get a face full of fragments.....
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03-29-2010, 01:11 PM | #6 |
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What happened to throw the newest Alley Viper on the grenade, but I'd bail. COOOOOBRAAAAAA!!
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03-29-2010, 01:40 PM | #7 |
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I'd throw the guy next to me on top of it and have him take one for the team. Alleyviper armor is tough. It should be enough to handle a firecracker from Big Lob. His grenades are as much a joke as his enlistment.
As a matter of fact, I think GI Joe recruited him as entertainment to see how long he would last in a basketball jersey.
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03-29-2010, 03:13 PM | #8 |
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I would have had coordinated suppresive fire on all approach points to the APC prior to dropping the ramp, so big lob would have been dropped like a red headed step child...
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03-29-2010, 03:21 PM | #9 |
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Put my kevlar helmet down over the grenade slowly. Get out of the APC pull out my side arm and put one shot right through Big Lob's chest - amazingly enough jersey material isn't bullet proof. Then I'd spit on his corpse, get back in the APC and ride on down the road.
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03-29-2010, 03:38 PM | #10 |
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I've been thinking about it... We've got side doors too... Figure 6 AV's in a squad, 2 for each exit... Everyone bails before the grenade explodes, easy... Then using sheilds to protect against small arms fire, we would advance forward, overtake Big Lob, and proceed to go at him with our daggers... Not enough to kill, just hurt...
Then, since CC's STUN is right there... We'll put a nice deep cut in his belly, drag out about 20 feet of intestines... and tie him to the front of the STUN with them... As we race back into battle, all of the Joes will wet themselves when they hear the horrifying, dying screams of thier teammate lashed to our vehicle... |
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