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03-20-2010, 11:38 PM | #1 |
Iron Grenadier
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Huntingdon, Pennsylvania
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Let's see how many real life enemies of our beloved Joes and Cobras we can come up with. Just for fun lets make it in filecard fashion. I will come up with the first one. Perhaps by knowing the enemy we can know how to avoid distruction...and knowing is half the battle.
The VACUUM cleaner, aka the sweeper. Level 4 out of 5 villain. This upright domestic villian has dispatched with sucking verocity many accesories from both Joes and Cobras alike. It is the anti-arms dealer. Taking loose or lost weapons and not returning them without paying a horrible, dirty price. Alas, version one Snake Eyes uzi I knew you well. |
03-21-2010, 01:55 PM | #2 |
Probably Yard Saling
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Lancaster, PA
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The Dog aka Mauler aka Kelevra
This pooch is hungrier than a crocodile in a moat. Any Joe or Cobra who haphazardly ventures beyond the display shelf can quickly become it's prey. |
03-22-2010, 11:29 PM | #3 |
Iron Grenadier
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Huntingdon, Pennsylvania
Posts: 504
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Sig-nificant other.
AKA: The bitter Girlfriend/Wife Don't forget your worldly responsibilities least your prized Joes and Cobras will regret it. This eruption of emotion will do massive amounts of damage in the heat of battle. SO will have the uncanny ability in a fit of rage to find the most elite, rare, mail away, moc limited edition prize in your Joe world and before your very eyes give it a death that will haunt your nights on ebay. |
03-22-2010, 11:34 PM | #4 |
Darth_Henning
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Canada
Posts: 21,174
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The Bank
It cares not what you have, what you can pay back, and will not take IOUs. And it will always be closed when that one figure you know you will never find again appears on shelves. |
03-22-2010, 11:45 PM | #5 |
Crimson Guard
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Houston, Tx
Posts: 2,197
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The Garage Sale, Destroyer of legions with no regard for faction or allegiance. It's only goal: To buy that sweet walkman and a cassette of Def Leppard, Pyromania. Is responsible for the disappearence of the M.A.S.K. & V.E.N.O.M. teams, & Miscellaneous members of The ThunderCats & SilverHawks.
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03-22-2010, 11:49 PM | #6 |
Crimson Guard
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Albany NY
Posts: 1,440
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The litttle brother.
This adversary can be just as dangerous as the little sister. They admire your armies while you play with them. They watch you clean and display them. Then when you go to school, or to a friends house they strike. They get jelly on the vehicles, they loosen all the joints on the figures, and break off the peg stands on the back of your tanks. Beware they have your parents good side, and will stoop to tactics of manipulation and deciet to get what they want. When you discover the damage and complain to your parents, they tell you: "Why can't you just share?" Be carefull when warning them not to touch your army, this tends to increase their desire to wreak havoc on your forces! Pluss if Mom & dad hear you, they will yell at you because you're older and should share with your siblings. Little brothers and sisters are experts at making you to blame. Behind their cute smile and innocent eyes lies a can of wup-ass for your toys. |
03-22-2010, 11:58 PM | #7 |
Banned
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Claremont, CA
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Been trying to come up with something for the past hour, so now I just gonna pass it on two you more creative types ... But definitely a real life enemy if "the friend who borrows but doesn't return until hounded." (a variant can be the "one that moves out of state so you can kiss your collection good-bye")
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03-23-2010, 12:25 AM | #8 |
Cobra Scientist
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Michigan
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Hasbro.
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03-23-2010, 12:38 AM | #9 |
Gary Goggles
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03-23-2010, 12:44 AM | #10 |
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The Granny Peace Brigade
Filenames: Various, but ones that no one names their kid anymore. Birthplace: Various, but most likey at home. S.S.N.: Various that are using up what's left of the program. Primary Specialty: Complaining, especially about their bowels. Secondary Specialties: Sleeping and living too damn long. The Granny Peace Brigade (GPB) is a small, but ruthless faction devoted to disarming the toys that helped develop American children into the defenders of freedom and human rights the GPB actually utilizes in their schemes. They may look innocent and bake the best pie you've ever tasted, but underneath that wool is a cunning and wise wolf. Toy Fair Request – Retire G.I. Joe Granny Peace Brigade Blog They required sign up membership after some of the comments myself (Hockeyfan74) and other toy collectors left.
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