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03-20-2010, 09:09 PM | #1 |
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Well after surviving being attacked by a Night Creeper in your Hotel Room, now you got to deal with a whole mess of Alley Vipers and Cobra Vipers chasing you!
You got into your car, which one of the Alley Vipers tried to hide in the back and grab you from behind but you shot him through the seat with your Beretta. Your Joe buddy is Beach Head who's there keeping an eye on you making sure you don't cause any trouble. Course all you can do right there is joke at him saying he's doing a lousy job of that. So while driving your car through the streets you run into a HISS Tank and a STINGER blocking the road! You try to back up, but there is a Cobra Assault Helicopter blocking your way! Alley Vipers are repelling down from the buildings and helicopter and working to block your exit. Reason why they're after you? Beach head stole some Cobra Prototype for a new EMP Weapon that he shoved into the back of the trunk [and you didn't know about it!] since that was his Mission. You were just there to relax since you're on R and R. So what do you do? You're surrounded, even Cobra Vipers are lined up on the roofs of the buildings around you weapons aimed at you. -Freak out, Scream at Beach Head about why the heck they're after you. -Floor It, Run over the nearest Alley Vipers and try to get away under the helicopter before they can open up on you with heavy machine guns. -Surrender Beach Head to Cobra,and Smack him around for trying to mess up your day and tell Cobra Commander when he shows up you quit Gi Joe Cause he used you. -Hope and Pray that the Ninja Force has just got there so they can take out the Cobras. -Turn off the car, get out and Surrender Without a fight cause you know you're not gonna win and ask Cobra Commander when he shows up if you can Join cobra cause being a Joe really sucks.
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03-20-2010, 09:15 PM | #2 |
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Then i woke up! Damn it was all a dream!LOL
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03-20-2010, 09:17 PM | #3 |
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That's what you get for falling asleep when you read Gi Joe late at night! Lolz!
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03-20-2010, 09:22 PM | #4 |
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Me: Beach, why are they after us so bad... just how much did you gyp the waitress on the tip?
Beach: it's probably the EMP prototype I stole a few minutes ago if I had to guess. Me: I see, you still don't understand the meaning of vacation/ road trip do you? At least tell me it's a working proto-type. Beach: Yeah, it works... nasty side effect though. it's amped up too high and microwaves people as well as shutting off their gear. Me: WTF? Don't you think we should use it then... get that crap out the trunk and hit the helo behind us with it and lets get the heck out of here! |
03-20-2010, 09:26 PM | #5 |
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I lol'd at that......pretty much like that but I'd be more pissed off that Beach Head Ruined my vacation....after all how often do Joes get R&R without it being interrupted? And since you're a new Joe and being kinda driven nutty from all the missions you've been on lately.....
I'd just Surrender him to Cobra and ask about the Stock Options they offer to new members.
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03-20-2010, 09:29 PM | #6 |
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nah, i always play on the cobra side when i play with my kids... and back when i played with my brother... because it takes an awesome villian to make a great hero.
but in real life, i could never turn my back on uncle sugar, he's been way to good to me. |
03-20-2010, 09:31 PM | #7 |
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Still seeing all that Cobra Firepower pointed at you would make you consider....
Me: Hey beach, you ever consider Joining Cobra? Beach Head: Now don't you go getting any ideas.... -Looks in back seat at dead Alley Viper- Me: Well that Uniform doesn't look too bloody maybe I can use it..... Beach Head: Don't be crazy fool! DRIVE! Me: Now that's crazy!
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03-20-2010, 09:34 PM | #8 |
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lol, you would definitely have to 'screw your courage to the sticking post' before continuing on Beach heads side. But i wouldn't let him know what i'm thinking. Beach is the type that's liable to shoot you for treason.
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03-20-2010, 09:39 PM | #9 |
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yeah...Beach Head eh....the least favorite Joe I'd rather be stuck with in this situation....
Course I'd knock him out and maybe Use the Alley Viper's shield for that to knock him out. Beach Head: What are you DOIN'???!!!!!!! [Grabs Alley Viper's Shield, Beach Head struggles] Beach Head: What is wrong with you! You're nuts! Me: Yeah! Cause you kept on bitchin' at me during all the damn missions! WHY DO YOU THINK I'M ON VACATION??!!! TAKE THIS! [Smacks him out with the Shield] Gets out of Car, sees Cobra Commander Me: Hey, I surrender! You want your slagging EMP Weapon, take it. And take that damn Joe too. Cobra Commander: But you're a Joe and we'll have to take you in! Me: Not any more, what Stock Options do you offer to new Members?
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03-20-2010, 09:57 PM | #10 |
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shields unwiedly, if it came down to me or him, it wouldn't matter who the he is... and as long as that beretta i just finished the Alley Viper with is still loaded, then it would go like this.
Me: lifting gun to point towards BeachHead... 'down, someones behind you!' when he ducks down i plug him, open the car door and throw him out... throw the gun out... pop the trunk, keep my hands where they can see them. It always helps to make sure Cobra knows you mean it when you are ready to switch. |
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