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02-24-2010, 12:43 AM | #1 |
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Well, it's simple...
It was Gyre-Viper's idea... But it got me thinking... Seriously... When **** hits the fan, what is our MOS? What do each of us bring to the fight? Fill in the following blocks... but fill them in TRUTHFULLY! Let's see what you real life Tankers bring to the Joe team... Using the following format, create your Official HissTank File Card! Fill in the following blocks... Primary Speciality: Secondary Speciality: Detailed Bio: CO's Comments: Here is the kicker... Make it real!!!! Don't lie... Tell us what you bring to the Joe team... Or the Cobra team, you evil tagalongs... (insert shameless plug for dsrader's Girl Scout Cookie Sale...) Fill in the blocks... but fill them in TRUTHFULLY! Let's see what you real life Tankers bring to the Joe team... Chief_1 Primary Speciality: Counter IED Elecronic Warfare Secondary Speciality: Naval Surface Warfare Combat Electronics Detailed Bio: Chief started off as a standard electronics technician, but quickly showed an aptitude for disamring IED's... Qualified expert: M1911A1 Pistol. Submitted by Hawk: Chief never loses his cool... It doesn't matter if the timer says 48:34 or 00:12, Chief will shut it down... It's what he does... Last edited by chief_1; 02-24-2010 at 01:11 AM.. |
02-24-2010, 12:59 AM | #2 |
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Primary Speciality: Communications
Secondary Speciality: Crackpot Conspiracy Theorist Detailed Bio: Shogi started out as a minimalist slacker, but later found that he was more concerned with a supposed zombie apocalypse and has been doing the bare minimum to get prepared for it. Shogi works in a TV station watching TV so he has a lot of time to think up possible plans of attack against the zombie plauge. Qualified expert: Crowbar; BetacamSP Cameras, Tapes and Decks; DVCPro Tapes and Decks; 1" Tape Reels and Players (Auto and Manual feed); Compusat; Grass Valley Group Switcher; EAS Reciever Transmitter Submitted by Hawk: Shogi can tune in microwave and satellite live shots (as long as they don't have any unforseen problems like any of the equipment being broken) and operate a camera just as well as he can swing a crowbar at a zombie's head (We think. It's hard to tell how well he fights zombies since they don't exsist) |
02-24-2010, 01:10 AM | #3 |
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Thanks Shogi...
I wasn't sure if this thread would have legs... |
02-24-2010, 01:14 AM | #4 |
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Tanksmasher
PMS: Fixed-Wing Pilot SMS: Flight Instructor, English Teacher Bio: Tank taught college literature and composition before becoming a pilot. After grad school he worked as a flight instructor while building flight time in various single- and multi-engine aircraft, including C-172s, C-182s, Piper Seminoles, Archers, Arrows, Cirrus, Barons, Duchesses and Saratogas. He now flies a CRJ 700/900 and has logged almost 5,000 hours. Ace: "Tank is the kind of pilot you'd want for a wingman. He's got the eyes of a hawk and the hands of a surgeon. He's lost just about every piece of aircraft equipment that can possibly fail at one time or another but never loses his cool. That's the kind of guy I want watching my six." |
02-24-2010, 01:21 AM | #5 |
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PMS: Fixed-Wing Pilot SMS: Flight Instructor, English Teacher Bio: Tank taught college literature and composition before becoming a pilot. After grad school he worked as a flight instructor while building flight time in various single- and multi-engine aircraft, including C-172s, C-182s, Piper Seminoles, Archers, Arrows, Cirrus, Barons, Duchesses and Saratogas. He now flies a CRJ 700/900 and has logged almost 5,000 hours. Ace: "Tank is the kind of pilot you'd want for a wingman. He's got the eyes of a hawk and the hands of a surgeon. He's lost just about every piece of aircraft equipment that can possibly fail at one time or another but never loses his cool. That's the kind of guy I want watching my six." Hell yeah! confidence + 5000 hours = The guy i want flying when stuff goes bad.... |
02-24-2010, 01:21 AM | #6 |
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Primary Speciality: Communications
Secondary Speciality: Crackpot Conspiracy Theorist Detailed Bio: Shogi started out as a minimalist slacker, but later found that he was more concerned with a supposed zombie apocalypse and has been doing the bare minimum to get prepared for it. Shogi works in a TV station watching TV so he has a lot of time to think up possible plans of attack against the zombie plauge. Qualified expert: Crowbar; BetacamSP Cameras, Tapes and Decks; DVCPro Tapes and Decks; 1" Tape Reels and Players (Auto and Manual feed); Compusat; Grass Valley Group Switcher; EAS Reciever Transmitter Submitted by Hawk: Shogi can tune in microwave and satellite live shots (as long as they don't have any unforseen problems like any of the equipment being broken) and operate a camera just as well as he can swing a crowbar at a zombie's head (We think. It's hard to tell how well he fights zombies since they don't exsist) By the way your description was right on the money Shogi! Your filecard looks like my resume.
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02-24-2010, 01:29 AM | #7 |
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Kneroh
The Frienemy Primary Speciality: Drunk Posting Secondary Speciality: D Bag Detailed Bio: Kneroh grew up in a small town outside of Buffalo, NY. He learned two things at an early age, he hates the cold and he loves pop culture. Shortly after college he dragged his damaged liver, a few boxes of DVDs, clothes and GI Joes out west. He's currently living in Los Angeles, soaking up the sun and in a very small way having an impact on pop culture. Destro: "Kneroh is a douche in just about every possible way, but he's our douche, and we love him."
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02-24-2010, 01:33 AM | #8 |
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Speciality: Semi-professional sitting.
Secondary specialities: guerilla warfare on crap neighbors and butt flexing. Bio: Following a family trend of Policemen KFD plans on becomming the future of law enforcement. KFD spends most of his time screwing around with his friends or here on the tank. A self proclaimed vampire-ninja, KFD uses his pastyness and pertty physique to make up for his social awkwardness and over outgoing personality. Easily the prettiest girl in the pageant. Naw Mean? KFD enjoys second rate characters, Earl Grey tea, stalking Fumbles, IRON MAIDEN, and watching anything ARNOLD. KFD is currently on assignment hunting the ever elusive operative codenamed EMPLOYMENT. Motto: Naw Mean? CO's comments: KFD's Dad: @#$%#@#$% eddie!!!
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02-24-2010, 01:48 AM | #9 |
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Primary Specialty: Snake Whisperer
Secondary Specialty: Restorer/destroyer Detailed Bio: Tarantula under your fridge ? snake behind your desk ? Bats in your bedroom ? Who wants to volunteer ??? He's done it all. A snake that would bite you the first chance it got may not be so lucky in experienced hands. Deliberate movements, staying calm, no hesitating.......trying like hell to hold back that sneeze. Qualified expert: Snakes, creepy crawlies Submitted by Croc Master: "What I am to crocs he is to snakes. He has his specialty, I have mine...and we all get along just fine" *high fives*
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02-24-2010, 02:02 AM | #10 |
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Rainbow Viper
Real Name: Various Primary Military Specialty: Terraforming Secondary Military Specialty: Meteorology Preferred Weapon: MARS Industries' Light Reflective Pulse Pistols Bio:Born from the nanomites' ability to combine the power of the Python Patrol Pythonizing Ray, old fragments of the Weather Dominator, and a DNA sample from ZARTAN; The Rainbow Vipers emerge as Cobra's newest multicolored army with the ability to manipulate the earth's climate, blend into any environment, and begin their new terror by dispensing nanomites through their light reflecting cannons. From the Words of Helix: I'm clearly the only stealth op to lead the mission (or fly solo) against the Rainbow Vipers. Any JOE who attempts to "Taste the Rainbow" besides me is a FOOL! Nothing and I mean NOTHING can stop my Whirlwind Kick! |
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