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10-14-2009, 10:14 AM | #1 |
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This is obviously similar to the "What secrets lurk in the filecards" thread, but isn't hindered by such trivialities as truth. So... throw in your ideas. What secrets aren't even found in the file cards? What skeletons do our heroes and villains have in their closets.
* Scarlett is a natural blond. * Snake Eyes doesn't talk because he has an embarrassing lisp. * Flint's real first name is Osama, but he keeps it a secret due to its negative association. * Cobra Commander's real name is Cecil. * The Baroness's actual rank is only Duchess, but she likes the sound of Baroness better. * Destro has ACTUAL skeletons in his closet. When no one's around, he puts on marionette shows with them. A couple weeks ago we had some fun making up our own G.I. Joes, but some people posted some pretty inappropriate stuff, things got out of hand, and the thread was (thankfully) deleted. Let's make sure we keep this reasonably clean, all right? |
10-14-2009, 10:19 AM | #2 |
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1. Roadblock steals from CVS.
2. Snake Eyes is really just Duke with a halloween scar kit and a costume purchased at an adult video store. 3. Stalker is a high ranking member of the Black Panthers. 4. Cover Girl was born Eric McWilliams and worked with Shipwreck in the Navy before his gender reassignment surgery. 5. Sci-Fi puts on puppet shows for sick kids. 6. Outback is Chuck Norris. 7. Raptor loves the opera. |
10-14-2009, 11:35 AM | #3 |
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Ripcord hangs around "Furry" conventions....
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10-14-2009, 12:00 PM | #4 |
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skid mark and rip it both got their code names from similar instances
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10-14-2009, 12:55 PM | #5 |
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Alpine and Bazooka are a little more than "just friends".
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10-14-2009, 01:14 PM | #6 |
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10-14-2009, 06:32 PM | #7 |
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* Duke has always been envious of Optimus Prime because Prime has the bigger gun.
* Dr. Mindbender isn't a real doctor. He only has a master's degree, and it's in Mesopotamian Ichthyology. * Tomax and Xamot don't actually feel each other's pain. It started as a joke in high school, and now they feel a lot of pressure to keep the gag up. |
10-14-2009, 06:59 PM | #8 |
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because he's black? you sir are racist!
Airtight got his name for being able to belch the extended version of Little Red Corvette with a single breath. Eco-Warriors are due to be reinstated to combat the country's current Economic crisis. Alpine hates the scent of pine car fresheners. |
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10-14-2009, 07:13 PM | #9 |
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The pit got it's name from the smell and not because it was underground.
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10-14-2009, 07:22 PM | #10 |
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