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10-15-2009, 12:11 AM | #11 |
Golden Grenadier
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Bazooka never changes his lucky jock strap.
Quick Kick is actually John Wayne reincarnated. Baroness has Implants. So does Destro. |
10-15-2009, 12:52 AM | #12 |
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This is obviously similar to the "What secrets lurk in the filecards" thread, but isn't hindered by such trivialities as truth. So... throw in your ideas. What secrets aren't even found in the file cards? What skeletons do our heroes and villains have in their closets.
* Scarlett is a natural blond. * Snake Eyes doesn't talk because he has an embarrassing lisp. * Flint's real first name is Obama, but he keeps it a secret due to its negative association. * Cobra Commander's real name is Cecil. * The Baroness's actual rank is only Duchess, but she likes the sound of Baroness better. * Destro has ACTUAL skeletons in his closet. When no one's around, he puts on marionette shows with them. A couple weeks ago we had some fun making up our own G.I. Joes, but some people posted some pretty inappropriate stuff, things got out of hand, and the thread was (thankfully) deleted. Let's make sure we keep this reasonably clean, all right? Snake Eyes is really a Ginger Kid. Spirit is really a Warm Weather Eskimo not a Indian Scarlet really got that Codename from the Book " Scarlet Letter " and not her hair.... and the Carpets do match the Drapes...lol Recondo suffers from Jungle Feaver Bazooka was the Towel Boy Short-Fuze literally has a "Short Fuse" ...Just ask Lady Jay. Blowtorch wets the bed...It's true what they say about playing with Fire. |
10-15-2009, 07:22 AM | #13 |
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A few false facts on one of my favorites Sci-Fi:
* His codename is actually short for "Sciatica Fibrosis," a rare disease he's had since childhood. * He once had to check himself into rehab for a dangerous addiction to the video game, Lemmings. * His "laser rifle" is just a lasertag gun that he likes to play pretend with. * He successfully sued the Sci-Fi channel, thus leading them to change their name to Syfy. * He's really really really tired of that bright green 80's jump suit he wears, but he's afraid no one will recognize him if he switches to his favorite color: Mauve. NOTE: Let's make sure we keep our jokes clean enough that the thread doesn't get deleted, all right? |
10-15-2009, 07:45 AM | #14 |
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Agent Helix is actually Sneak-Peek Post OP
Snake Eyes like to lock himself in his room and listen to Linkin Park because his teammates don't understand him Darklon isn't actually related to Destro, but Destro lets him hang around anyway because he has all the episodes of House on DVD The Baroness actually bought her royal title on the internet Zartan owns a plush bear named Mr. Cuddles. He can't sleep without it Spirit cries when people litter Hawk sometimes leaves his rubbish on the floor for the simple purpose of making Spirit and the Eco-Warriors mad. He watches their reaction on closed-circuit TV |
10-17-2009, 08:14 AM | #15 |
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10-17-2009, 08:34 AM | #16 |
Crimson lady of the Guard
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Cobra Commander loves 70's Boogie.
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10-17-2009, 08:58 AM | #17 |
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10-17-2009, 09:06 AM | #18 |
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- Roadblock put hot sauce on everything he cooks
-Duke slept his way to the top -Lady Jaye is the leader of a feminist group that hates men -Scarlett has terrible B.O. - - |
10-17-2009, 09:10 AM | #19 |
Crimson lady of the Guard
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Storm Shadow has a gambling problem.
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10-17-2009, 09:14 AM | #20 |
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Zandar and Zarana are actually both the same person and that person is Zatran. He is a master of disguise and a tranny. He was an only child who longed for the companionship of siblings, thus creating these two personas.
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