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09-19-2009, 10:05 PM | #1 |
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Ode to Road Pig intro
by Death Adder Hey gang, I was broke and bored, so I decided to give the “Weird Al” treatment to Foo Fighters’ “Monkey wrench”. I call it “Monkeywrench?“ or “Ode to Road Pig”. I decided to share it with the ‘Tank along with this brief intro so you where I’m coming from. Although Road Pig was introduced to us two years after Monkeywrench, RP tried to join the Dreadnoks prior to MW’s appearance. Zartan attempted to give RP the Monkeywrench code name, but RP would not accept it and departed. He later returned after Zartan had found his Monkeywrench. So this song is Road Pig’s rebuke of the name he may now wish he had taken. MONKEYWRENCH? by Death Adder I just won’t stand for this offence The other Dreadnoks have cool names, this don’t make sense Can’t believe you’ve stooped to this Word-play on a plumber’s tool really makes me wince Hey Zartan, Hey Zartan, Hey Zartan! Don’t want the codename Monkeywrench Don’t want a pitchfork on a wench It won’t even work in a pinch Ill never be called Monkeywrench Must we go through this again I want a moniker more like the other men Later I will check back in Please prepare something that will not make me flinch Hey Zartan, Hey Zartan, Hey Zartan! Don’t want the codename Monkeywrench Don’t want a pitchfork on a wench It won’t even work in a pinch Ill never be called Monkeywrench Road Pig (x3) It’s enough to make me quit Is it too much to ask you for a name that fits? It hurts my head. I may just join the Crimson guard and be a Fred. But Zarana makes me want to stay so I will try to win her heart and when I do I’ll take her and I’ll ditch this lousy crew. Don’t want the codename Monkeywrench Don’t want a pitchfork on a wench It won’t even work in a pinch Ill never be called Monkeywrench Don’t want to be called Monkeywrench(Zartan, Zandar) Don’t want to be called Monkeywrench(Buzzer,Thrasher) Don’t want to be called Monkeywrench(Ripper and Torch) Don’t want to be called Monkeywrench |
09-19-2009, 10:10 PM | #2 |
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LOL!!! That is CLASSIC!!! now put it to music man
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09-19-2009, 10:19 PM | #3 |
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Cool.
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09-19-2009, 10:26 PM | #4 |
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09-19-2009, 11:53 PM | #5 |
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Anymore Dreadnok fans out there?
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09-20-2009, 01:21 AM | #6 |
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09-20-2009, 04:27 AM | #7 |
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Very amusing work, Death Adder.
I second the suggestion for putting this to music. Last edited by xsoulstarx; 09-20-2009 at 04:34 AM.. Reason: Because I should never post at 4:30 in the morning. |
09-20-2009, 04:55 AM | #8 |
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I can put it to music but I can NOT guarantee it will sound like music. I take pride in making the best wost music in town. ...anyway, how's this thing supposed to sound? Country? Industrial Metal? ...Both?
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09-20-2009, 08:09 AM | #9 |
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Very funny. I really like your creativeness.
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09-20-2009, 08:30 AM | #10 |
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I love it! Very punk! You rock Death Adder!
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