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02-12-2008, 11:58 AM | #1 |
Physical Trainer
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When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to unite and defend their freedom from the evil that would enslave them, to defend the Laws of Nature and the Nature's God entitled them, to overcome the soulless abominations of darkness and triumph in the name of all things good and pure, the strongest and most courageous elements of society reveal themselves as the true heroes and stand against the malevolence of the wicked!
TEAM G.I. JOE NEEDS YOU Help us defeat the terrorist organization know as COBRA once and for all-we are looking for the best of the best! http://www.hisstank.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4516 |
02-12-2008, 12:30 PM | #2 |
Physical Trainer
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Ceraurus has joined the ranks of America’s finest fighting force! We need our Canadian brothers to the North to let their voice be heard, our friends to the South now is the time for you to join this battle on the side of the righteous! We must defend the freedom all mankind! The threat of COBRA is far greater than any this world has known! Would you stand and support Hitler? Stalin? Hillary? We must overcome the iniquity of COBRA or our children will pay the price for a thousand generations. The future is in your hands, will you choose the path of honor?
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02-12-2008, 12:58 PM | #3 |
Physical Trainer
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A vote for COBRA is the same as sending a check to Bin Laden and a thank you note for his contributions to society. Are you sending money and thank you notes to Osama Bin Laden?
If you hate terrorism and value freedom, click here and join the fight for Team G.I. Joe. http://www.hisstank.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4516 Last edited by The Fridge; 02-12-2008 at 01:06 PM.. |
02-12-2008, 06:27 PM | #4 |
Smells Lemony
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Location: Kentucky
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...Or you could play for the Winning Team. Join Cobra we have freaking sweet uniforms and cupcakes*.
Hail Cobra! *Cupcakes not available at all locations. Contact your local Cobra Recruiting Headquarters for additional information and enlisting papers. Don't make us kick in your door and brainwash you and/or your family in the middle of the night. |
02-12-2008, 06:30 PM | #5 |
Homeless Viper
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Pennsylvania
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Gijoes cupcakes are better and they're not tainted with the stink of terrorism. GiJoe also has better healthcare, but it's purely theoretical.
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02-12-2008, 07:05 PM | #6 |
SurveillancePort.com
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hicks_Royel
...Or you could play for the Winning Team. Join Cobra we have freaking sweet uniforms and cupcakes*.
Hail Cobra! *Cupcakes not available at all locations. Contact your local Cobra Recruiting Headquarters for additional information and enlisting papers. Don't make us kick in your door and brainwash you and/or your family in the middle of the night. WORD! COOOOOOOOBRAAAAAA! |
02-12-2008, 07:15 PM | #7 |
Hisstank.Com General
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mmmmmm....Cupcakes
Oh! And a sweet blue uniform!? Sign me up! |
02-12-2008, 07:20 PM | #8 |
Smells Lemony
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Location: Kentucky
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You know, this GI Joe "team" requires that you send in 150 battlepoints just to join. 150 Battlepoints! And how do you acquire these points? By buying more GI Joe Products [typically at 1 point per 5 dollar item]. Nonsense... At Cobra we say that if you want something, take it. Don't want it, burn it.
Thanks to Mr. Brock Lee. Last edited by Hicks_Royel; 02-12-2008 at 07:29 PM.. |
02-12-2008, 10:53 PM | #9 |
Iron Grenadier
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Hail Cobra!! Viva Cobra!!
Gi Joe = George Bush!! Lol!! |
02-12-2008, 11:17 PM | #10 |
Cobra Brewmaster
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G.I. Joe, PAH! Filthy hippie sheep.
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