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08-25-2009, 04:33 AM | #1 |
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Ok so Special Agent Helix has Total Organic Battlefield Awareness that makes her a combat computer that can solve any problem.
So if we were to ever see her fight Stormshadow or Snake Eyes for any reason what would be the end result. My thoughts are that Snake Eyes is too creative and would would fight her and get his ass kicked trying to just subdue her. But In the end he would be the winner but only after dropping a house on the bitch or something. He wouldn't kill her he would just need to prove he was too good for her to beat. Storm Shadow and her would have an epic fencing duel but I give Helix the advantage in a clean fight with SS. If Stormshadow could use anything to get the advantage it could be a different story. Other than that though, I assume Helix could kick the shit out of pretty much anyone else. Thoughts?
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08-25-2009, 04:41 AM | #2 |
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I go witht he old school addage that ninjas are just plain hard to, if not impossible to beat. While Helix might be a serious contender, I give the order of greatness as thus...
Snake Eyes Storm Shadow Helix I appreciate her battle awareness but I find that both ninjas would not only prove to be unpredictable, but that they would use their environment to their advantage as well. That is assuming unarmed combat. Give the ninjas swords and the fight would be over much quicker.
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08-25-2009, 05:27 AM | #3 |
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Snake Eyes - 100% ownage (over Helix)...period.
Storm Shadow - one on one with Helix, I'd give him a 60% chance at victory. Hate clouds the mind and we all know he's full of hate. If he used trickery, you could probably boost his winning another 10%. As for everyone else, I'd say she's probably better. She could most likely beat Jinx but she'd probably have some NASTY scars as a result. I've got the figure (2 actually) and I'll probably just make her a different character. I haven't read the comic on her but I assume that her physical powers/ talents were GIVEN (genetically enhanced) to her - not EARNED. I have much more respect for a character who has EARNED their talents than someone who was just stuck into a machine and ::POOF!:: superhuman. Yes, she may be a super battle computer, but Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow are freakin' NINJAS! |
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08-25-2009, 05:36 AM | #4 |
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Baby Mama would win this round.
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08-25-2009, 05:38 AM | #5 |
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SE will always win, yet I would love to see Helix kicking the s#$% out of the other two.
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08-25-2009, 06:16 AM | #6 |
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helix's emo hair would get in her eyes and then shed get hit in the face once and leak mascara and cloud her vision... then her super tight corset wouldnt allow her to breathe properly and shed pass out from exaustion blinded and hyperventilating.
then the lame-o vidya game designers would be fired for inventing a ZoMG super powerful fail character and order would be restored. i do like the toy though. hands down the best female joe figure. im just sayin. |
08-25-2009, 06:56 AM | #7 |
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Quote:
Ok so Special Agent Helix has Total Organic Battlefield Awareness that makes her a combat computer that can solve any problem.
So if we were to ever see her fight Stormshadow or Snake Eyes for any reason what would be the end result. My thoughts are that Snake Eyes is too creative and would would fight her and get his ass kicked trying to just subdue her. But In the end he would be the winner but only after dropping a house on the bitch or something. He wouldn't kill her he would just need to prove he was too good for her to beat. Storm Shadow and her would have an epic fencing duel but I give Helix the advantage in a clean fight with SS. If Stormshadow could use anything to get the advantage it could be a different story. Other than that though, I assume Helix could kick the shit out of pretty much anyone else. Thoughts? OK, this is fiction we are talking about, but for the sake of argument you can look at the scientific bits. The cerebellum (at the back of the brain) is reposibible for coordination and essentially is the memory for repeated movements (there are other areas of the brain involved in movement - the cerebrum for example and basal ganglia). So if you throw a ball towards a basket, you will eventually get better as the cerebellum helps improve coordination with repeated tasks. So, lets assume, in a second, you can write the 'data' to do this move instantly - ie you have the conscious and unconsious skills to do any task you see. The problem is you don't have the training to go with it - the specific muscle groups may not be fully developed to handle the move. In short, Helix might be able to copy Snake Eyes' fighting style, but if she hasn't trained for moves that need specific training muscle wise, she won't be able to pull them off 100%. So Snake Eyes would win! |
08-25-2009, 07:00 AM | #8 |
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snake eyes everytime.
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08-25-2009, 10:48 AM | #9 |
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Uhhh...Jinx would.
This is a beauty contest, right?
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08-25-2009, 02:06 PM | #10 |
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Snake Eyes - 100% ownage (over Helix)...period.
Storm Shadow - one on one with Helix, I'd give him a 60% chance at victory. Hate clouds the mind and we all know he's full of hate. If he used trickery, you could probably boost his winning another 10%. As for everyone else, I'd say she's probably better. She could most likely beat Jinx but she'd probably have some NASTY scars as a result. I've got the figure (2 actually) and I'll probably just make her a different character. I haven't read the comic on her but I assume that her physical powers/ talents were GIVEN (genetically enhanced) to her - not EARNED. I have much more respect for a character who has EARNED their talents than someone who was just stuck into a machine and ::POOF!:: superhuman. Yes, she may be a super battle computer, but Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow are freakin' NINJAS! I agree that Snake Eyes would have more strength behind his attacks than helix and is a crazy ninja but I feel like Stormshadow would get too caught up fighting Helix with a sword in a fair fight to do anything tricky and underhanded. I can only imagine that Stormshadow doesn't get too much good practice anymore and finding an equally talented sparing buddy must be impossible. In a beauty contest I would say Helix would come in 2nd or 3rd. 1st place being covergirl and the court being contested by Jinx and Helix. Scarlet, Lady J, and Docs Daughter (whats her name) are not shown as stunning beauties ever.
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