Besides Slaughter and Piper what other Wrestlers would have made good GI Joes/Cobras?

GeoffDes · 06-09-2023, 11:16 AM

Big Poppa Pump was basically a cartoon character come to life. Scotty actually HAD cartoon Sarge's physique.

And of course WCW had their little action figure sub-division. We already got Sgt. Pittman via the Club, too, but there's also Cobra and all the Blood Runs Cold characters that were essentially Ninja Force (really Mortal Kombat ripoffs, of course).

THEDARKONE508 · 06-09-2023, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by GeoffDes

Big Poppa Pump was basically a cartoon character come to life. Scotty actually HAD cartoon Sarge's physique.

i never saw samoa joe before he joined the wwe like, years later. this promo was my first exposure to samoa joe. it was more than enough to not ever be impressed with samoa joe. you know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at steiner and you look at samoa joe and you can see that statement is not true. see, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. but steiner is a genetic freak and he's not normal! so samoa joe had a 25%, AT BEST, at beat him. Then you add kurt angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. see the 3 way at sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but steiner, he got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because kurt angle KNOWS he can't beat him and he's not even gonna try!
so samoa joe, took his 33 1/3 chance, minus steiner's 25% chance and he had an 8 1/3 chance of winning at sacrifice. but then you take steiner's 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, steiner got 141 2/3 chance of winning at sacrifice. see joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spelled disaster for you at sacrifice.

i mean, i am 100 per cents convinced that samoa joe sucks, and i am reminded of that every time i see him. and that spells disaster for him. big poppa pump could definitely be on the renegades.

EvilMeanie · 06-09-2023, 01:43 PM

GI Bro, obviously.

TheOverlordCorp · 06-09-2023, 07:09 PM

The gentleman in the blue mask is none other than Hot Rod.

733 · 06-12-2023, 06:28 PM

I haven?t watched wrestling since I was a boy, but I think Chief Wahoo McDaniel, Ivan Putski and Blackjack Mulligan would have been cool figures and the only wrestlers I?d be interested in. Whoops, I forgot Superfly, Jimmy Snuka!!!

TheOverlordCorp · 06-12-2023, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by THEDARKONE508

I'll be the shallow one. Who's the girl holding the mic?

06-09-2023, 01:25 PM	#22
THEDARKONE508 Fartbutt McGillicuddy Join Date: Jul 2020 Location: EARF Posts: 3,807	Quote: Originally Posted by GeoffDes Big Poppa Pump was basically a cartoon character come to life. Scotty actually HAD cartoon Sarge's physique. i never saw samoa joe before he joined the wwe like, years later. this promo was my first exposure to samoa joe. it was more than enough to not ever be impressed with samoa joe. you know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at steiner and you look at samoa joe and you can see that statement is not true. see, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. but steiner is a genetic freak and he's not normal! so samoa joe had a 25%, AT BEST, at beat him. Then you add kurt angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. see the 3 way at sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but steiner, he got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because kurt angle KNOWS he can't beat him and he's not even gonna try! so samoa joe, took his 33 1/3 chance, minus steiner's 25% chance and he had an 8 1/3 chance of winning at sacrifice. but then you take steiner's 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, steiner got 141 2/3 chance of winning at sacrifice. see joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spelled disaster for you at sacrifice. i mean, i am 100 per cents convinced that samoa joe sucks, and i am reminded of that every time i see him. and that spells disaster for him. big poppa pump could definitely be on the renegades. Last edited by THEDARKONE508; 06-09-2023 at 01:30 PM..

06-09-2023, 01:43 PM	#23
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06-09-2023, 07:09 PM	#24
TheOverlordCorp Brass Knucklehead Join Date: May 2021 Location: Far from The Pit Posts: 5,051	The gentleman in the blue mask is none other than Hot Rod. Last edited by TheOverlordCorp; 08-10-2023 at 01:39 PM..

06-12-2023, 06:28 PM	#25
733 Sergeant Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 710	I haven?t watched wrestling since I was a boy, but I think Chief Wahoo McDaniel, Ivan Putski and Blackjack Mulligan would have been cool figures and the only wrestlers I?d be interested in. Whoops, I forgot Superfly, Jimmy Snuka!!! __________________ Acts 13:41 KJV [41] Behold, ye despisers, and wonder, and perish: for I work a work in your days, a work which ye shall in no wise believe, though a man declare it unto you. John 3:16 KJV [16] For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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