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Duke | 9 | 28.13% | |
Cross Country | 9 | 28.13% | |
Lift Ticket | 3 | 9.38% | |
Sneak Peek | 5 | 15.63% | |
Joe Colton | 2 | 6.25% | |
Sleepy-eyed '82 Flash, Short Fuse, Hawk, and Steeler | 4 | 12.50% | |
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11-30-2022, 10:59 AM | #11 |
Yee Ha!
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Just going by figure head sculpts, unmasked 25th Blowtorch is one creepy looking bastard.
Imagine this happening late at night:
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11-30-2022, 11:02 AM | #12 |
Cobra Soldier
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Remember that episode of the show when Dusty was a traitor? It was a 2-parter. It all plays out so we see his sick mom is about to get evicted, and his Joe paycheck is next to nothing, so he turns to Tomax and Xamot for some extra cash and it snowballs from there. At the very end, they tack on this ending where Duke was the only one who knew it was all a rouse to screw over Cobra, but since he had been in a coma, no one else knew.
But honestly, that ending felt really tacked on, and it didn't satisfy the reason that Dusty turned in the first place. His mom's landlord and medical care didn't have anything to do with Cobra or the Joe's, and she wasn't able to pay the bills. I think that somewhere along the line, someone at Hasbro or a producer chickened out, and they made that tacked on ending to keep Dusty in good graces. I know that I was ticked off at him, calling him a Benedict Arnold and whatnot. Ha! I mean, of all the things he could have done to earn some extra money, and he decides to sell out his fellow Joes to Cobra?! That's about the only time I can remember really wanting to punch a Joe in the face. And I'm pretty sure Shipwreck did. |
11-30-2022, 11:34 AM | #13 |
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Man, you are correct. Is it possible to have a one-man Mandela effect? I would have sworn his ARAH figure was grinning. I still thought the figure was horrible as a kid. The tie-in I was referring to was the comic arc that was sort of his coming-out party. I felt like that was a major shift in how the fandom saw him. I don't begrudge him that. I just never liked that figure.
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11-30-2022, 12:10 PM | #14 |
Fartbutt McGillicuddy
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he was a bamf before that miniseries though. the fandom always gave him shit over his hawaiian shirt and name.
magnum pi wore a hawaiian shirt and no one laughed at him. chuckles isnt any different. like what you like, dont like what you dont, but chuckles has been treated unfairly by joe fans for dumb as hell reasons. |
11-30-2022, 12:16 PM | #15 |
Just a fan
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Snake Eyes. His original figure is a glorified troop-builder.
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11-30-2022, 12:18 PM | #16 |
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If you can’t fight I would say punch Lifeline. If you can I would say punch Snake eyes that way at least your not picking on someone with out any backlash. All that said I’d punch Snake eyes hahahahahaha
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11-30-2022, 12:30 PM | #17 |
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The creepy, balding, '82 figures like Short Fuze. They look like they should be in a van asking children if they'd like candy
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11-30-2022, 12:40 PM | #18 |
Crimson Guard
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The thread should be renamed "Who's the most punchable Joe, and why is it Shipwreck?"
Second I imagine would be Clutch, and all of the punchers would be female. And you have to figure that Stalker, Roadblock, Heavy Duty, or Iceberg have KTFO'd Cross Country. |
11-30-2022, 12:45 PM | #19 |
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If you ask Cobra Commander, probably Baroness.
Dude seemed to clock her a few times in the OG comics. |
11-30-2022, 12:51 PM | #20 |
Cobra Viper
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Bazooka for being such a dumb mfer
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