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View Poll Results: Who's the bigger Gary Stu? | |||
Snake Eyes | 42 | 70.00% | |
Sgt. Slaughter | 15 | 25.00% | |
Super Trooper | 3 | 5.00% | |
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06-24-2021, 09:47 PM | #21 |
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06-24-2021, 09:51 PM | #22 |
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Dear Philip Banks,
I recently wrote to your nephew through marriage, Willard Smith, asking him to cease his childish behaviour and attitudage or at the very least brick his infantile nature into a proverbial cellar, or even a real cellar. Let’s not waste time beating around the accusationatory mulberry bush sir – I despise your nephew. He is a wastrel jejune callowtrop who would be unsuitable even for latrine service in the army, or barrel service in the navy. I could not trust your nephew even to keep weeds out of the desert, so inanely dunderheaded and spactatious is his thinking and mouthing, his world hole operating like the backside of a very poorly donkey that’s eaten a very large amount of food. Ugh, Dutch shit. I do understand however, Mr. Banks, that you cannot simply duel the boy, striking him over and over with a sabre so that his head looks like the frayed end of a rope, because of obligations to your wife and… all of that. So I have thought long and hard about how to deal with Master William, his voice like a small maggot left inside a head wound that grows into a fly, buzzing and buzzing but with no place to go. Jesus Christ absinthe is deadly. My first piece of advice is that when Will Smith is disrespectful to you, fails to call you Mr. Banks, makes eye contact with you, or makes noise with his body, just give him a short, sharp, smack in the teeth. Then all that’s needed is a jab to the gut to double him over and then an elbow to the left or right of his spine to send him to the floor. Or your butler could crouch behind him so that when you push him he falls over and looks quite, quite the fool of the piece, giving you time to get in a short, sharp, smack in the teeth. Or you could stand behind him and pull his underbreeches up, over his head, before giving a short, sharp, smack in the teeth. Also you could just stop paying his enormous tuition fees and send the ungrateful oink back to live with his mummy. Finally, Mr. banks, your son Carlton and daughter Hillary, and the other one, could all do with some growing up, so I invite them both to my battalion for some good hard campaigning – Lyndon, do we have an space in the 23rd? … there joining me on campaign would be most welcome, as we’ve got two hundred openings for young entrepeneurs looking for fame and fortune as shock infantry. Will Smith need not apply. Yours, parentalagin softly, Lieutenant Colonel Anonymous Bilgewater.
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06-24-2021, 09:55 PM | #23 |
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Epic crossover:
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06-24-2021, 10:04 PM | #24 |
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That Alpha Male, ladies man nonsense hurt Duke and Flint's likeability but also lessened Scarlett and Lady Jaye (compared to their file card accomplishments). Was it Flint who threatened Alpine & Bazooka with 'grunt' work if they made a move on Lady Jaye?
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06-24-2021, 11:43 PM | #25 |
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Dear Philip Banks,
I recently wrote to your nephew through marriage, Willard Smith, asking him to cease his childish behaviour and attitudage or at the very least brick his infantile nature into a proverbial cellar, or even a real cellar. Let’s not waste time beating around the accusationatory mulberry bush sir – I despise your nephew. He is a wastrel jejune callowtrop who would be unsuitable even for latrine service in the army, or barrel service in the navy. I could not trust your nephew even to keep weeds out of the desert, so inanely dunderheaded and spactatious is his thinking and mouthing, his world hole operating like the backside of a very poorly donkey that’s eaten a very large amount of food. Ugh, Dutch shit. I do understand however, Mr. Banks, that you cannot simply duel the boy, striking him over and over with a sabre so that his head looks like the frayed end of a rope, because of obligations to your wife and… all of that. So I have thought long and hard about how to deal with Master William, his voice like a small maggot left inside a head wound that grows into a fly, buzzing and buzzing but with no place to go. Jesus Christ absinthe is deadly. My first piece of advice is that when Will Smith is disrespectful to you, fails to call you Mr. Banks, makes eye contact with you, or makes noise with his body, just give him a short, sharp, smack in the teeth. Then all that’s needed is a jab to the gut to double him over and then an elbow to the left or right of his spine to send him to the floor. Or your butler could crouch behind him so that when you push him he falls over and looks quite, quite the fool of the piece, giving you time to get in a short, sharp, smack in the teeth. Or you could stand behind him and pull his underbreeches up, over his head, before giving a short, sharp, smack in the teeth. Also you could just stop paying his enormous tuition fees and send the ungrateful oink back to live with his mummy. Finally, Mr. banks, your son Carlton and daughter Hillary, and the other one, could all do with some growing up, so I invite them both to my battalion for some good hard campaigning – Lyndon, do we have an space in the 23rd? … there joining me on campaign would be most welcome, as we’ve got two hundred openings for young entrepeneurs looking for fame and fortune as shock infantry. Will Smith need not apply. Yours, parentalagin softly, Lieutenant Colonel Anonymous Bilgewater.
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You know Gary. He runs the bodega in little Italy.
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06-24-2021, 11:59 PM | #27 |
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Could you say Chuckles was on his way to being a Gary Stu? I mean Sunbow already gave him enough strength to detach a freaking guidance missile off a HAVOC and throw it at a HISS Tank coming at him at full speed. So if he possessed that ability, who knows what other abilities he had to overshadow the other Joes.
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06-25-2021, 12:04 AM | #28 |
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Nah man, just saw it earlier, and it cracked me up. The Fresh Prince is the Stu-iest Gary of them all.
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06-25-2021, 07:52 AM | #29 |
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Could you say Chuckles was on his way to being a Gary Stu? I mean Sunbow already gave him enough strength to detach a freaking guidance missile off a HAVOC and throw it at a HISS Tank coming at him at full speed. So if he possessed that ability, who knows what other abilities he had to overshadow the other Joes.
There's a theory that he's actually Snake Eyes... Quote:
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There's a theory that he's actually Snake Eyes... This touched on a point about Cover Girl I just posted here: https://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-j...=1#post5421066 As to your other post, I believe that would be Stalker ... and he's had his fill of the ladies. I always thought there was a spark between CG and Gung-Ho for some reason. |
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