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02-04-2020, 12:32 PM | #1 |
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Rules are restricted to ONE martial arts (non grapple) fighting form of choice on the combatants preference.
Match: 3 rounds with a referee. Points based system. Strict contact rules with penalties. Also of note: the year this match takes place is 1983 and the place is the PITT. Who wins? |
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02-04-2020, 12:45 PM | #2 |
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If you have mastery of several different martial disciplines, as Snake Eyes does, would you be able to turn off all the others and just use one in a fight? I don’t think your mind could do it, or if it could it would be a serious distraction.
While Navy Seals get more training than regular troops in hand to hand combat, SE is a damn ninja, so winner Snake Eyes, easily.
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02-04-2020, 01:02 PM | #3 |
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Well, if it's 1983 then the world at large is still ignorant to actual real, effective martial arts and believes in mystical very old men teachers that can beat up a crowd of hooligans in under 15-seconds.
So that being the case this would definitely be a Tai Chi duel: -Round one: Opens with Torpedo and Snake Eyes taking commencing forms. Torpedo flows into parting the Wild Horse's Mane. Which gets Snake Eyes to left and right Brush Knee and Push Forward. Torpedo counters with White Crane Spreads Its Wings. Snake Eyes Plays the Lute. Round one ends. -Snake Eyes strikes landed = 0 -Torpedo strikes landed = 0 Round two: Torpedo opens with Grasp Sparrow's Tail Left and connects with the first "blow" of the fight which was just grabbing Snake's ass. Shocked and uncomfortable, Snake retaliates with Wave Hands Like Clouds which thoroughly confuses Torpedo and allows an opening for Snake to attack with Fair Lady Works with Shuttles, unfortunately, none of the blows land and the round comes to a close. -Snake Eyes strikes landed = 0 -Torpedo strikes landed = ½ -Round three: With the fight still up for grabs, the combatants come out not swinging. Instead they unintentionally synchronously launch into Repulse Monkey Left and Right, which obviously has no effect whatsoever. After a series of further useless defensive postures, and with time running out, Snake Eyes moves in for the final and decisive blow. The deadly Left Heel Kick. Torpedo, having assumed the form of Left Lower Body and Stand on One Leg, this did not work out well for him and the "strike" connects with its target, just as time expires. -Snake Eyes strikes landed = ½ -Torpedo strikes landed = 0 The winner of the fight is everyone who didn't spend $89.99 and order the pay for view. Last edited by Major Flint; 02-04-2020 at 01:19 PM.. |
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02-04-2020, 01:11 PM | #4 |
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The thing with martial arts competitions is that the rules really matter. There were a couple of shows, Fight Quest and the Human Weapon, were two fighters would travel to different countries, take a crash course in a martial arts discipline, then compete against an experienced fighter in that style. The visitors almost always lost because they were contained to that one style. Think of a wrestler trying to compete in Wing Chum without using wrestling techniques.
If the contest allowed Snake Eyes to choose any non grappling art, I am sure he has enough in his repertoire (master of 12 martial arts not including ninjitsu) to take Torpedo. Hhowever, if they just fought Kenpo rules (which Torpedo has mastered), and Snake Eyes has no experience in it, Torpedo has a shot. |
02-04-2020, 04:06 PM | #5 |
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Snake Eyes is nothing if not a combat pragmatist. He just punches Torpedo in the nose and then boots him in the nads whilst he's still reeling and then does a Judo chop to the neck. Torpedo's down in 6.21 seconds.
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02-04-2020, 04:46 PM | #6 |
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6.21 seconds? You have a lot of faith in Torpedo. I'd give him 3.25 seconds tops!
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02-04-2020, 04:52 PM | #7 |
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If it's 1983, it could go either way. Snake Eyes didn't become an unstoppable ninja killing-machine until 84 or so lol. No balisongs, no Uzis, just a point-based exchange and not a life-or-death bout, probably Snake Eyes, but Torpedo was no slouch.
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02-05-2020, 03:17 AM | #8 |
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02-05-2020, 03:31 AM | #9 |
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02-05-2020, 10:11 AM | #10 |
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LOL!
Good stuff guys! Well, I set the circumstances here purposely for Snake-Eyes to get knocked down a "few pegs" and maybe even get handed his comeuppance so to speak. If Torpedo was a "master of three black belts" at age 19, and he is in his 30's by the time of this matchup then conversely take Snake-Eyes with the concept of probably getting a ninja "crash course" in a variety of dozen or so martial arts. But his experience alone in any one in particular martial art system...would probably be lacking so to speak. Also the ref might give Torpedo a slight biased favorite based on...thats what referees do! lol |
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