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11-02-2019, 01:53 AM | #1 |
Mass Nerderer
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Slitherin' around the tank- It's cool, though, 'cause I'm being "watched"
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Now, this is by no means to be interpreted as "My favorite members", the "coolest members", or the "members most likely to become rich and successful after high school".
This also doesn't include Cobra, as being a part of "Operation: Blueshirt Wall" under a bunch of batshit crazy narcissists that are constantly trying to wrestle control of the Terrorist Organization® away from one another is arguably the most dangerous job of all. No, this is for the Joes that have the most intense and perilous primary specialties, the "if I f88k up just a little bit, I'm dead, you're dead, Los Angeles is dead" sort of Joes. Airtight is the very first Joe that comes to mind. Yes, it takes a very special and necessary brand of crazy to become a HALO jumper, a Navy SEAL, or my personal nightmare, a Battle Copter pilot, but you'd have to be dead insane to sign up for this job. "Chemical, Biological and Radiological Warfare"... let that sink in for a bit. I don't know if my previous years of experience as a professional cook (stay in school kids!) has turned me into a germophobe, but this sounds like a particularly hellish M.O. to me. One tear in that suit or the slightest equipment malfunction could result in the worst kind of bad day imaginable. Initially, I thought I'd list 3 joes, but I'm going to pass the conch on to you, and maybe add a few later.
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11-02-2019, 02:37 AM | #2 |
Crimson Guard
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: Val Verde
Posts: 2,345
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Cross Country. Not only does he go into battle sitting on a lawn chair on top of a WWI tank with a giant glass bubble on the front and two giant hairdryers and weapons, he dresses in Confederate cosplay every day knowing fully well that he sleeps in the same barracks as Roadblock.
Truly, this is a man who doesn’t fear death.
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11-02-2019, 03:29 AM | #3 |
Commando
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Britain
Posts: 3,827
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Cloudburst and Skymate. They apparently think it's cool to fly hang-gliders into battle, but not only that Skymate is so hard-core he does it wielding a longbow and a bright pink boomerang.
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11-02-2019, 07:59 AM | #4 |
twitter viper
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: SD
Posts: 4,909
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11-02-2019, 08:34 AM | #5 |
Hisstank.Com General
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Georgia
Posts: 14,837
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Tunnel Rat. To me he was always an homage to the real life "Tunnel Rats" that had to clear the VC tunnels in Vietnam. Those dudes were real hardcore!!!
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11-02-2019, 08:53 AM | #6 |
US military family
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Fort Campbell, Kentucky
Posts: 2,218
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In Marvel Comic’s G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero issue #11, there is an unarmed Joe standing with Zap and Wild Bill when Destro threatens them with a firearm from the shadows.
During Destro’s monologue, this Joe reaches down, packs a snowball, and attacks Destro with it. Then he does a flying tackle which disarms Destro, as he attempts to wrestle him to the ground. In my opinion, that places Doc among the most "hardcore" members of the G.I. Joe team.
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11-02-2019, 09:40 AM | #7 |
Hisstank.Com General
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: tampa fl
Posts: 5,107
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Quick kick. He rocks his bare feet in the snow
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11-02-2019, 10:09 AM | #8 |
Banned
Join Date: Feb 2019
Posts: 10,010
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SnKe Eyes
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11-02-2019, 10:11 AM | #9 |
Banned
Join Date: Feb 2019
Posts: 10,010
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Honestly tho I’d say Stalker. He was pretty epic in the comics but is quite forgotten nowadays.
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11-02-2019, 10:50 AM | #10 |
Bill Cosplay
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Staying clear of knee-jerk nerds.
Posts: 5,914
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Fuckers, the obvious answer is Sunbow Duke. Just look at the crazy shit that asshole pulled in MASS Device and Revenge of Cobra!
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