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05-01-2017, 09:50 PM | #11 |
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Wasn't there an episode of the cartoon that was about this? Wet Suit got an invitation to Enter the Dragon and somehow it was all a scam to get Sgt. Slaughter there?
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05-01-2017, 10:00 PM | #12 |
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I would take the ninja's out (cause I hate 'em) and then make a bracket. Maybe make another bracket for the ninjas. Then my money would probably be on Gung-Ho, but it would be a fun fan vote. Minus the ninjas ...
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05-01-2017, 11:42 PM | #13 |
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I think we'd have to downplay the supernatural powers of Helix, Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow and other ninjas but of course the popularity of Snake Eyes favors him winning so maybe he should go in a special tournament where he can mop up as usual.
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05-02-2017, 12:40 AM | #14 |
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05-02-2017, 07:28 AM | #15 |
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Flint gets my vote. Based on Marvel Comics’ GI Joe issue #53 where he beat a whole mess of Cobra Eels to a pulp.
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05-02-2017, 07:32 AM | #16 |
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Here's my list of Big Dudes, who by sheer size would be tough matchups. I imagine some sort of invitational Street Fighter contest would be a way to get around the Ninjas though. M. Bison would want to win, and to give everyone a sporting chance would leave Storm Shadow and Snake-Eyes out of it.
Looks more like a wrestling match. Here's my order of hugeness (As I imagine them to be): 6 FEET 9 INCHES - Big Lob 6ft 9in 250 lbs. 6 FEET 8 INCHES -think Hulk Hogan Major Barrage 6ft 8in 300lbs 6 FEET 7 INCHES -think Julius Peppers Roadblock 6ft 7in 280lbs 6 FEET 6 INCHES -think Ultimate Warrior or Rob Grownkoski Sgt Slaughter 6ft 6in 280lbs(based on media not the real Robert Remus) Check-Point 6ft 6in 270lbs 6 FEET 5 INCHES -think Brian Urlacher or Dwayne Johnson or Cam Newton Gung-Ho 6ft 5in 260lbs Red-Dog 6ft 5in 250lbs Leatherneck 6ft 5in 240lbs (BASED ON TOY) 6 FEET 4 INCHES -think Goldberg or Demarcus Ware Bazooka 6ft 4in 270lbs Heavy Duty 6ft 4in 260lbs Horrow-Show 6ft 4in 260lbs Kwinn 6ft 4in 260lbs Outback 6ft 4in 250lbs Big Bear 6ft 4in 250lbs Repeater 6ft 4in 240lbs Dojo 6ft 4in 230lbs 6 FEET 3 INCHES Steam-Roller 6ft 3in 260lbs -Brock Lesner sized Salvo 6ft 3in 250lbs Big Brawler 6ft 3in 250lbs Gaucho 6ft 3in 250lbs Taurus 6ft 3in 250lbs Rock'n'Roll 6ft 3in 240lbs Mercer 6ft 3in 240lbs Double-Blast 6ft 3in 240lbs Dart 6ft 3in 240lbs By contrast Flint, Stalker, Hawk, Duke and Falcon are probably all 6ft 1 or 2 220lbs Snake-Eyes, Beachhead, Footloose, Dusty, Wet-Suit probably just a little smaller. COBRAS 7 FEET 2 INCHES - Nemesis Enforcer...???lbs 6 FEET 8 INCHES - 6 FEET 7 INCHES - ROADPIG 6ft 7in 300lbs 6 FEET 6 INCHES - Serpentor 6ft 6in 280lbs Big-Boa 6ft 6in 270lbs 6 FEET 5 INCHES - Night-Adder 6ft 5in 260lbs Overkill 6ft 5in 250lbs Coil Crusher 6ft 5in 240lbs 6 FEET 4 INCHES - Venomous Maximus 6ft 4in 260lbs Overlord 6ft 4in 260lbs(based on DDP) Kwinn 6ft 4in 260lbs Copperhead 6ft 4in 250lbs Demolishor 6ft 4in 250lbs Skullbuster (IDW) 6ft 4in 240lbs 6 FEET 3 INCHES - Dice 6ft 3in 250lbs Crusher 6ft 3in 240lbs Guillotine 6ft 3in 240lbs Gallows 6ft 3in 240lbs Destro 6ft 3in 240lbs Rowdy Roddy Piper 6ft 3in 230lbs Shadow Tracker 6ft 3in 220lbs Certain Viper units lend themselves to larger members or are implied to be bigger: Track-Vipers, Alley-Vipers, Nullifiers, SAW-Vipers.
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05-02-2017, 07:45 AM | #17 |
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I would like to enter lifeline.
Just to watch as he refuses to fight and gets beaten to a bloody pulp. |
05-02-2017, 12:08 PM | #18 |
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05-02-2017, 01:48 PM | #19 |
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