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03-22-2013, 03:41 PM | #179661 |
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Ah ha!! I knew it!! Oh if I could ever find those post from that game. It was priceless. I would have to sort through a billion pages to find them!
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03-22-2013, 04:28 PM | #179662 |
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Being sent into the next battle with nothing but a damn SURVIVAL KNIFE! Damn you Cobra Commander! He is punishing me for those few times I betrayed Cobra, but dammit I am the best he has! Once I Get through using all these little tools in this knife, I am gonna request a better weapon!
Let's see, today I am feeling pretty Pyrotechnic, so I am gonna set ol Riptide on fire. (Pulls out 1 match and strikes it on a zipper and catches Riptides leg on fire. BURN BITCH!!! BURN!!! Cobra Soldier lvl 2 Hurt Riptide -3 Quote:
Lookie, lookie who I found trying to swim around and cause some hate and discontent. Well Mr. Wetsuit, it looks like it's about time for me to go fishing and you look like a nice catch for the day. (Pulls out the SURVIVAL KNIFE and gets the fishing line out of the handle and wraps around both hands) Time for you to cry for a medic or die you GI JOE piece of puke! (Wraps the fishing line around Wetsuits throat and starts strangling him) DIE FISH BOY!! DIE!!!
Cobra Soldier lvl 2 Hurt Wetsuit -3 Quote:
You silly little I.G Frogman. Look at you trying to place a bomb and sink the Flagg and get some nice credit from Destro. Well, I am terribly sorry but I am gonna have to help end your miserable life and sink the Flagg for myself. I need a better weapon than this silly knife and I can get one by killing you! (Pulls out SURVIVAL KNIFE and uses the serraded edge to cut all air hoses connecting to the frogman's helmet) Oh now that is a nice sight to see. A frogman gasping for air as his lungs fills with saltwater and me holding his legs so he cannot swim to the surface and maybe able to live. Just stay down here with me for another 3 or 4 minutes and it will all be over but the crying.
Cobra Soldier lvl 2 Hurt I.G. Frogman -3 Quote:
Shipwreck! You salty dog! I have waited for this day for quite some time. You woulda made a damn awesome Cobra Sailor but you just had to join the good guys! Well, if the IG's won't kill you, then I will mop up their dirty work. Let's see just how you look without that silly beard and mustache!! (Pulls out SURVIVAL KNIFE and konks him on the back of the head knocking him out. Proceeds to use the razor shape edge of the knife to begin cutting off facial hair and leaving some nasty scars behind to deal with!)
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03-22-2013, 04:34 PM | #179663 |
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Thank you Nick! You are awesome! That was some fabulous posting! Oh good god that was 2 years ago back when I was a Level 2. I have came a long way from the bottom.
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03-22-2013, 04:47 PM | #179664 |
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There is too fun going in this thread!
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03-22-2013, 04:55 PM | #179665 |
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It's been a hoot. STRIKE TEAM ORDERS ARE OUT!! If you got them from DaveViper.. he got them from ME! I will be out this afternoon but will be back before reset. So go enjoy your friday and then come back tonight and SQUASH A BLUE MAN!!
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03-22-2013, 05:54 PM | #179666 |
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Afternoon hooligans.
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03-22-2013, 06:03 PM | #179667 |
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Spec Ops at 100%.
Good work guys.
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03-22-2013, 06:23 PM | #179668 |
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03-22-2013, 08:41 PM | #179669 |
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I got a RAGING PICARD-ON thanks to Bandy! It ended up being much larger than I expected too
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03-22-2013, 08:42 PM | #179670 |
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I especially like how the bottle of wine is grouped under "Starfleet Gear"
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