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10-08-2012, 10:33 PM | #167761 |
Retired Viper
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Hey Everyone
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10-08-2012, 10:34 PM | #167762 |
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer: open then refrigerator and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into the refrigerator? Did you say open the refrigerator, put the elephant inside and then close the refrigerator? Wrong answer. The correct answer: open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The lion king is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which does not? The correct answer: The elephant. He is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. |
10-08-2012, 10:34 PM | #167763 |
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Hey Bandy. Your thread is quickly turning into a jungle safari. lol
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10-08-2012, 10:34 PM | #167764 |
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer: open then refrigerator and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into the refrigerator? Did you say open the refrigerator, put the elephant inside and then close the refrigerator? Wrong answer. The correct answer: open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The lion king is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which does not? The correct answer: The elephant. He is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross, but it is filled with crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? |
10-08-2012, 10:35 PM | #167765 |
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer: open then refrigerator and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into the refrigerator? Did you say open the refrigerator, put the elephant inside and then close the refrigerator? Wrong answer. The correct answer: open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The lion king is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which does not? The correct answer: The elephant. He is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 4. There is a river you must cross, but it is filled with crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? The correct answer: you jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. Silly Smurfs!!! That is why the SNAKES will win |
10-08-2012, 10:38 PM | #167766 |
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Hiya Bandy
I was just trying to teach the silly co-leader of the smurfs about how to win I don't think he understood though so we are all good Just kidding CB |
10-08-2012, 10:40 PM | #167767 |
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I get it, lol. That was a great story, so what are all of the animals talking about at their conference?
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10-08-2012, 10:41 PM | #167768 |
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The best way to cook and eat 'shrooms LOL
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10-08-2012, 10:46 PM | #167769 |
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I hope all the Wedding plans are going well LadyD
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10-08-2012, 10:48 PM | #167770 |
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going good so far. I am getting slap happy that's why all the silly posts Hope no one is getting offended.... 5 more days Bandy and no one will have to hear "I can't wait to get married" out of me again!!!! |
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