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05-21-2009, 10:29 PM | #2561 |
Plastic-Curves.com
Join Date: May 2008
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Maelstrom: 269HP
Maelstrom Body - 50HP Tentacle #1 - KO (Cobra) Tentacle #2 - KO (Cobra) Tentacle #3 - 18HP Tentacle #4 - KO (Cobra) Tentacle #5 - 37HP Tentacle #6 - 37HP Tentacle #7 - 38HP Tentacle #8 - 42HP Tentacle #9 - KO (GIJoe) Tentacle #10 - 47HP Cobra: 309HP BUGG (Secto-Viper) - 38HP Moray (Lamprey) - 38HP Piranha (Eel) - 3HP Copperhead - 23HP Sub Viper - 23HP Eel Commander - 23HP Croc Master - 23HP Swamp Rat - 23HP Sea Slugg - 23HP Firefly - 23HP Cobra Diver (Angler) - 23HP Eel A (Maco) - 23HP Eel B (Bass) - 23HP Additional Vehicle Support (2): 0MP G.I.Joe: 319HP WHALE (Cutter) - 28HP SHARC (Deep-Six) - 31HP Devilfish (GS Alvarez) - 20HP Stalker - 24HP Wet Suit - 24HP Torpedo - 24HP Shipwreck - 24HP Gung Ho - 24HP Lady Jaye - 24HP Airtight - 24HP Grand Slam - 24HP Topside - 24HP Greenshirt Malcolm - 24HP Additional Vehicle Support (2): 0MP Last edited by Bamphalas; 05-22-2009 at 06:56 AM.. Reason: group totals were off |
05-21-2009, 11:16 PM | #2562 |
Plastic-Curves.com
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05-21-2009, 11:20 PM | #2563 |
Darth_Henning
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Canada
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Deep Six peaks into his radio, "Hey guys, ya wanna QUIT killing those tentacles?"
"Shut up," replies Cutter, "I'm the one taking the pounding you whiner!" "I'm just sayin, there's gotta be a better way ta do this." "Let me get on the horn to Firefly, see if we can come up with something..." |
05-21-2009, 11:45 PM | #2564 |
Punching Clowns
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Choking Smurfs
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Cobra Assassin Leader
Hurt Tentacle #10 (-4)
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05-22-2009, 01:09 AM | #2565 |
Wookie 1st Class
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Cobra-L.A.
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cobra field surgeon
heal piranha +3
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05-22-2009, 04:59 AM | #2566 |
DeceptiGrenadier
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Broca Beach, MI
Posts: 12,187
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Damn, too quick on the trigger!
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Rest in peace my son, Aaron Michael. You will always be in our hearts and prayers. 9/13/2012 |
05-22-2009, 05:00 AM | #2567 |
DeceptiGrenadier
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Broca Beach, MI
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Another cold, damp night of little or no sleep(partly due to looking at the pictures of Megan Fox in the Maxim magazine he brought with)for greenshirt Holland. After yesterdays battle he thinks to himself, that thing has got to be dead! Grabbing his gear, he heads out of the small makeshift bunk room and down the narrow hallway to the makeshift "lounge" area aboard the battered Whale. Hey Roadblock, what's cookin'? "I ain't nevva seen no thing take a poundin' and still give a sting" says Roadblock. Holland sits down on a stool in front of the small table where Roadblock's preparing breakfast and grabs a fresh doughnut. Mmmmm, chocolate covered chocolate doughnuts, my favorite! he says. Roadblock asks him, yesterday when you shot at the tentacle, why did you yell "This is for my dad, Bozo!"? Holland grins and tells him, I said that because the snakes always call us Clowns so I figured it just fit. Just then Cutter calls over the horn...."Attention all Joes, battle stations, battle stations, code red, I repeat code red!"
"Looks like breakfast will have to wait for awhile RB, we got bigger fish to fry!" says Holland as he grabs his rifle and helmet and takes off topside along with the other Joes aboard the Whale. When he gets up there he's surprised to see tentacles still flopping and whirling all over the place. The Cobra Moray still has some smoke billowing out of it and Copperhead's still ranting and raving at his Eels, Vipers & Lampreys. The early morning sky is blackened like an oil fire in the desert from the smoke and fire damage done to the Maelstrom, Moray & Whale. Carefully aiming his trusty rifle, he pulls the trigger...click, click, click. What the hell!?!?!? Not now baby, not now, please don't jam on me girl, please! Holland realizes he has to field-strip his rifle now and not have any leftover parts like he sometimes does when he puts it back together. Like the time he left the firing pin out in basic training, good thing Beachhead didn't inspect his rifle that time. He stripped and repaired his rifle quicker than he's ever done before and without any leftover pieces too. "Oh yah baby, we going to do some damage today!" says Holland to his rifle. Cutter looks over at him and yells "You going to make love to that rifle or you going to shoot something with it? What the hell are you waiting for greenie, let that thing have it!" Without any hesitation, Holland lets loose "Eat lead you sorry excuse for a beer can! Yo Joe!" and empties his clip at the metal beast swimming in front of him. G.I.Joe Soldier Hurt Maelstrom Tentacle #3 (-2) __________________
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Rest in peace my son, Aaron Michael. You will always be in our hearts and prayers. 9/13/2012 |
05-22-2009, 05:01 AM | #2568 |
Drummer Viper
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Texas
Posts: 5,256
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Cobra Soldier
Hurt Tentacle#10 -2 |
05-22-2009, 05:04 AM | #2569 |
Night Force
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Texas
Posts: 15,441
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GI Joe Soldier
Hurt Tentacle #3 -2 Green Shirt worries about the damage to his station. Too much water on the controls for his liking. Better check in with command. "Green Shirt to Cutter". Long pause. "We're a little busy up here, what is it" comes the reply. "Uuugghhh, I have daylight showing through the hull and water every where." Cutter replies "Just keep loading and firing that Pounder Cannon!" Green Shirt loads up and fires again. Last edited by ShockVal; 05-22-2009 at 05:07 AM.. |
05-22-2009, 05:11 AM | #2570 |
Groovy
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Smithfield, NC
Posts: 1,662
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S-Mart Employee of the Week, Deadite Killer, World Champion Beanbag Tosser and self-made explosives expert Ashley J. Williams scores three direct hits with his oldschool sticky bombs. "Oooohhh! That's gotta hurt!"
Joe Demolitionist Ash Hurts Tentacle #3 -1 Hurts Tentacle #5 -1 Hurts Tentacle #7 -1
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