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02-15-2009, 04:18 AM | #1 |
Alley Viper Strike Team
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Rebecca Johnson has the story, Rebecca?
A G.I. Joe relay station was blown up eariler today, causing the Hisstank forums to go offline for serveral hours. Eye witness accounts link the bombing to the Alley Viper Urban Division, A rouge element of the terrorist group known only as Cobra. We caught up with G.I. Joe's very own Duke onscene. He declined comment, but had this to say. "At this time there is no proof supporting Cobra's involvement And furthermore to suggest this ficticial shadow group known as the strike team exists is just untrue" "Pure propaganda" He went on to say "A malfunction in the power relay caused the ensuing fire and explosion" "Nothing more" The HissTank was back up and running several hours after the incident. No one was seriously hurt. This is the latest in a string of so called malfunctions and accidents. G.I. joe has admediatly denied the existence of the strike team and says I quote "It's classic propaganda driven by Cobra to incite fear and panic" This dispite dozens of eye witness accounts all of which Joe claim to be "erroneous" Coming off the heels of last weeks press conference. When G.I. Joe's Flint was asked And I quote "what has the G.I. Joe team done recently to earn their tax payer dollars" A disgruntled Warrent Officer had to be held back by other members of his team. G.I. Joe has declined to comment on the incident... In later news.....
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Alley Viper attached to the Strike Team Urban Division 82nd. Cobra wants you! I'm looking for some ruthless Vipers to fill the ranks. Joes need not apply. Laugh Now, Cry Later.
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02-15-2009, 04:20 AM | #2 |
The Mic Ruler
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Lol...............
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02-15-2009, 04:20 AM | #3 |
Grave robber
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...word..
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02-15-2009, 04:22 AM | #4 |
Gone Fishing
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I knew it
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02-15-2009, 04:25 AM | #5 |
Never Say Die
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Nice but I think it was Hasbro they sabotaged the server to keep us from seeing all the movie crap
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02-15-2009, 04:34 AM | #6 |
Alley Viper Strike Team
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Thank you.
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Alley Viper attached to the Strike Team Urban Division 82nd. Cobra wants you! I'm looking for some ruthless Vipers to fill the ranks. Joes need not apply. Laugh Now, Cry Later.
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02-15-2009, 11:19 PM | #7 |
Alley Viper Strike Team
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Bump.
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Alley Viper attached to the Strike Team Urban Division 82nd. Cobra wants you! I'm looking for some ruthless Vipers to fill the ranks. Joes need not apply. Laugh Now, Cry Later.
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02-15-2009, 11:25 PM | #8 |
Mortal Enemy
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Very nice Gamble! FYI, when someone, ala Duke refuses to comment, he/she doesn't usually give a paragraph blurb. Love it though!
Bumping your own thread... haha
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02-15-2009, 11:26 PM | #9 |
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In a related story Hisstank.com was hit by a concentrated Spam attack by Toyark.com
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02-15-2009, 11:31 PM | #10 |
Crimson Guard
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So this Alley Viper unit wears lots of makeup then, eh? Being a "rouge" unit and all.
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