[Steels]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Henry E. Miller

Code Name: Non Essential Personnel

Description: Any supervision/supervisors present on the railroad. Nine times out of ten there jackass fresh out of college kids who don't know a switch stand from a night stand.

I second that...

[statesofeuphoria]

Code Name: Leatherface

Description: mid 40's woman who lives in the hot assed south and still goes to tanning beds every day. her skin is so dark and rough looking she looks like a saddle with eyes.

Skills: creeping us out when she comes in and asks us questions.


this is an actual woman I work with. that's what we all call her.

[MLos1]

Codename: "My One True Tuxedo Love."
Skills: Being so hot.

She worked at the tux shop in the mall.

I Kicked it to her, but she was one of those 19 year old chicks dating a 35 year old dude from Iran with all sorts of money, so it was never gonna happen.

Seriously one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. She now manages a night club in Atlanta and is a friend.

Codename: "GNC Steve."
Skills: Being an annoying piece of shit.

This dude also worked in the mall, at the vitamin store, back in the day when I worked there and he was such a scumbag.

I hated his face, and wanted to tear his soul out.

He used to shop at KB and thought he knew everything about Star Wars stuff, but was like quoting the figure card descriptions and shit. He sucked. A know-nothing loser. So very annoying. Tried macking my "One True Tuxedo Love" but she squashed that fast, but secured her as my friend because she too hated "GNC Steve" so we shared the hatred and blossomed a friendship.

I have so friggin' many from my jobs growing up, and the various places that i have been, I could go on for days...

"Mr. Little-head"- History teacher with small-assed head.

"Sticks"- My skinny pal.

"Freight-Train" My not so skinny pal.

"Chainsaw"- This guy I worked with with the most screwed up teeth ever.

"Nancy"- This Russian chick who used to hang with my friends and I at a camp I worked at and no one new her real name, so we just called her "Nancy" and she accepted it. LOL

[MLos1]

Codename: "Proper"
Skills: Trying not to screw things up and do things correctly.

This was MY codename for awhile a bunch of guys gave me because I was the only college educated guy in a place full of psychos, criminals, and rejects. Good guys, just lets say- "misguided."

I was trying to keep my head on straight and not flip out at the drop of a hat like the rest of the screw-ups who made the day miserable. So, I would do things the right way once, instead of having to re-do everything a million times- made the days go by faster.

[Gunzlingr]

Codname: Apron Strings
Description: 50is woman
Skills: Pay her 25 year old son's bills, making his appointments, cooking, doing laundry, and everything else for him while he goes to work and lives in her basement.

Codename: Beeyotch
Description: 50ish woman
Skills: Changing procedures multiple times a day, being self righteous, and being a giant pain in everyone's ass.

Codename: Manwhore
Description: 50ish Male
Skills: Being married and having a few girls on the side, setting up rendevous to coincide with his business trips.

[dgnr82]

I manage a bowling center and my boss refuses to hire any good help...

Codname: Ball Bitch (aka Intern)
Description: teenager
Skills: all he does is put bowling balls for people to use out and then put away all day.

Codname: Cotton
Description: teenager
Skills: I am pretty sure cotton has a higher thinking capacity than this kid

Codname: Tons of fun
Description: fat teenager
Skills: this kid is huge, but really a nice kid

Codname: Ped
Description: mid 20's guy
Skills: the guy will only hang out with girls around the age of 14

[MLos1]

Quote:

Originally Posted by dgnr82

I manage a bowling center and my boss refuses to hire any good help...

Codname: Ball Bitch (aka Intern)
Description: teenager
Skills: all he does is put bowling balls for people to use out and then put away all day.

Codname: Cotton
Description: teenager
Skills: I am pretty sure cotton has a higher thinking capacity than this kid

Codname: Tons of fun
Description: fat teenager
Skills: this kid is huge, but really a nice kid

Codname: Ped
Description: mid 20's guy
Skills: the guy will only hang out with girls around the age of 14

Classic, must be like Mos Eisley Spaceport in that place.

[hamilcar]

boy howdy... i have quite a few. won't go into detail, but here is a list of some of them:
Loudy
Cackler
Bell-dinger
Boots
Tea Man
Tan Man
Farfle
Darlin'
Basher
No Talky
Poor Park Job
Frizzy
False Craig
The Alien

i think that's all of them.

[theprocess]

Codname: SUNSET (Real Name: CLASSIFIED)
Description: A real downer, spends most of the time looking at the schedule and bitches about the people she has to work with. Also likes to complain if I put one too many cucumbers on a salad.
Skills: Lazy, picky, likes to complain alot. Horrible taste in music.

Codname: BENGINA (Real Name: Benji)
Description: Early twenties, surfer/skater dude tells everyone he "loves them" enjoys giving hugs
Skills:Mad guitar skills YEAH!

Codname: GAYMES (Real Name: James)
Description: this dude needs to come out of the closet already.
Skills: Loves to hump everything, and make ass jokes all the time.

Codname: THE MEXICAN EXPRESS (Real Name:Adan)
Description: Hard worker, loves underage girls.
Skills: All the skills you need to run a pizza place.

Just to name a few.

[WillyK]

Here's a few, I'm not going to go into detail though, they're pretty self explanatory.

Man Hands
Fat Farm
Beaker
Shakes
The Virgin Liz
Grimace
Turkey Neck