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09-02-2011, 02:40 PM | #1 |
Cobra Soldier
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 55
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Sarge
Ten-hut, you maggot! On your feet You spineless little puke! I’m not all warm and fuzzy like That other sergeant, Duke My job’s to whip you into shape And yeah, I’m talking WHIP! It will not take a long time to See I run a tight ship ‘Cause stakes are high and we’re at war With ruthless terrorists When you’ve emptied your last clip You’ll come at them with fists! And if they blow your arms off then You’ll kick ‘em in the brass And if they blow your legs off too You’ll bite them on their ass! Do I make myself clear, grunt? There is no “quit” for you! I don’t care if your heart stops And your face turns all blue You will continue as a corpse You spineless little worm! Death is not something that makes A real G.I. Joe squirm! It’s just an itty, bitty little Setback for us, son! You will get up, you will dust off And then reload that gun! You will not stop because the stakes Are this flag that I wave You will help keep it “Land of Free” As well as “Home of Brave” Now drop and give me twenty, slime! Before this here baton Finds its way across your face And makes that smile gone! Ok, not bad, at ease, disease You didn’t make me sick Hit the showers and your bunk And give your wounds a lick Because if you thought this was bad Just wait until tomorrow! You haven’t seen the slightest bit Of real heartbreak or sorrow! You’ll do it ‘cause I tell you to You’ll run and jump and show The enemy that we’re the best While yelling out “YO JOE!” DISMISSED! Last edited by Metroflex; 09-02-2011 at 02:47 PM.. |
09-02-2011, 03:33 PM | #2 |
Now with Kung-Fu Grip!
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Boro, TN
Posts: 3,141
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Awesome!
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09-05-2011, 05:23 PM | #3 |
Loyal to Cobra
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Ohio
Posts: 186
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I could just hear Sarge's voice while reading this.
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