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03-07-2021, 08:00 AM | #2141 |
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*** SUB-SECTION 4 *** Greenshirt#777: St..st..stay back! *Custom Andaconda by Dravenheart https://marvel . fandom . com/wiki/Blanche_Sitznski_(Earth-616) Andaconda : Or what? Ya gunna pee on me (hahahahahahahaha) Sgt Slaughter: Ma'am. I am gunna ask you one time to step away from that soldier. Anaconda: Oh? And whos askin? Sgt Slaughter: Sgt Slaughter. Drill Instructor and overall butt-kicker for GI. JOE. Anaconda: I'll deal with you later soldier. Sit tight. Tell me more Sgt? Anaconda: Tell me MORE about this "butt-kicking" You do. I've done some butt-kickin in my time. You have my attention. Sgt Slaughter: Listen, lady. And I use that loosely. You have assaulted military personal, trespassed on Top-secret Government property, and your ugly. Sgt Slaughter: And as much as I'd like to wave this pop gun at-cha and you surrender. I know that ain't gunna happen. So I figure we do it the old fashion way. down and dirty. Anaconda: I agree. Let's make a bet. You last 5 minutes and I'll let you and the soldier go. I'll leave. But if you don't well ...ya know Anaconda: To be fair. I'll give you the first shot... Deal? Sgt Slaughter: errrrrhmmmm...YOU'RE ON! Sgt Slaughter: One thing. Mama always told me to be a gentleman. So ladies first. Anaconda: How noble of you. Greenshirt#777: SARGE WATCHOUT FOR HER... Sgt Slaughter: Awww sh... ***MEANWHILE*** Dart: This is Dart! Come in ! Does anyone hear me? *** ELSEWHERE SAME LEVEL *** Rampart: These guys are everywhere.. Recoil: We need to get to one of the emergency evac locations so we can regroup with other survivors. Rampart: And we will Recoil. Soon as we trim some of the fat and get some payback for fallen Joes. *** SAME MOMENT *** Hydra solider: Gotcha now t*nto !! Dart: OOOfff. Hydra Soldier: was zur Hölle?! * German* Dart: Hi Hydra Solider: NIEN NIEN !!! Recoil: What the hell? Rampart: Don't know, Don't care Rampart: But I won't look a gift horse in the mouth. Short controlled burst now!! Recoil: Copy that! Recoil: CLEAR!! Rampart: DART!!! WHAT'S THE 411 buddy? Dart: I've killed 7 of these infiltrators and there seems to be no end in sight. And unless COBRA has a new fashion consultant. Were being attacked by HYDRA forces. **** MEANWHILE **** Sgt Slaughter: Stretchy arms.....gross.... Sgt Slaughter: So you got stretchy arms. Got it. I'm dealing with a cheater. Anaconda: It's not cheating Sgt. We didn't make a rule about not using one's gifts. Sgt Slaughter: Fair enough. Sgt Slaughter: We'll file that under "dirty boxing" Hope that wasn't your best. My grandma Petunia hits harder than that and she's 80! Anaconda: I'm sure. Your turn Sgt. tick tock... Sgt: RIGHT! Let's do this !!! Anaconda: That was adorable. You're so cute. Anaconda: If I didn't have to kill you. I might've taken you out for a drink. Sgt Slaughter: I'm not that easy lady. Anaconda: Good. I love it when a man plays hard to get... Anaconda: I believe it's my turn... TO BE CONTINUED..
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03-07-2021, 08:32 PM | #2142 |
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Uh-oh! I love some Slaughter. I don't think he's going to be able to punch his way out of this, unless Grandma Petunia shows up.
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03-07-2021, 09:04 PM | #2143 |
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Love the new joes in here! Dart is cool, and that Anaconda is Nice! I hope the Sarge tears her up!! Another great one!
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03-09-2021, 06:48 PM | #2144 |
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his only hope is that Grandma Petunia is also the very same Aunt Petunia to a certain rock-made man... the lovable blue eyes Thing!
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03-11-2021, 04:09 PM | #2145 |
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Very nice! She looks great in action. I appreciate you linking me to it. Well done!
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03-11-2021, 06:16 PM | #2146 |
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Love the Sarge. And don't worry, he will wipe the floor with this intruder. Great shots buddy. Love this episode.
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03-12-2021, 09:40 PM | #2147 |
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*** LAST TIME ***
Persuasion: Son of a b.... Benchpress: What's going on? Why are you uncuffin me? Psyche-out: Fewer questions big guy. Be helpful or we all die Persuasion: Hurry up with that table. Not sure what made that BAT freeze, but it gave us a moment. let's not blow it. Flint: Shhhhhh Its moving again *** IN THE MOTORPOOL *** Tollbooth: Uhhhhhhh Rattler: Heh...shrimp is still alive Rattler: Hey guys!!! I got this here. head down the hallway and see who else we can F**kup!! Cottonmouth: Viper said for us to move as a pack and take out pockets as we find them Rattler: Arent you tired of listening to her!!? I am. Go I said I got this! or are ya a chump! Puffadder: I don't know if this a good idea. Cottonmouth: let's go. maybe well' get lucky and somebody will kill him Backblast: Hey ugly!!! Step away from them!! Rattler: Or what?! Backblast: I'll kill ya Salvo: Why didn't any alarms go off?! PLS Riggs: I don't know. Bushmaster: You hurt me, woman. Covergirl: I got a whole lot more if you want some freak Rock Python: Oh shit!!! Covergirl: You ain't seen nothin yet.. Rock Python: BUSHMASTER LOOKOUT! CrossCountry: Watchout Covergirl!!! Bushmaster:Bytch!! Crosscountry: COVERGIRL!! BackBlast: CATCH!! Constrictor: RATTLER!!! Constrictor: SH*T...WTF..I didnt signup for this... Cross Country: Time ta take a dirt nap ya VARMITS !! Danggumit Bushmaster: It appears you're out of ammo hic. Rock Python: Yeah Salvo: But WE aren't. FIRE! Rock Python: FALL BACK!! Bushmaster: NOT yet.. Salvo: RIGGS !!!!! TO BE CONTINUED... *** NOW *** Bushmaster: SHOOT all you want my man. ya bullets aint doin nuttin over here. You may have scared off ol' bytch azz Rock Python. But not me. Bushmaster: I already merc'd one of you. Who's ne-* Cross Country: Gwwwwwad leeee !!?? Salvo: Damn Covergirl: oops Did I do that? Covergirl: Craziest thing. When he flung me. I ended up landing in the HAVOC's driver seat. Lucky right? Salvo: Yeah lucky. We'll go with that. Cross Country: You're coming with me, next time I go to Vegas. Covergirl: It sucks I wasn't in time to save Riggs Salvo: Hey soldier. Backblast: Yo. We got one of those costumed clowns subdued. The other one ran off. Covergirl: And we got another wrapped around the HAVOC's treads. Covergirl: Tollbooth!! Thunder: I got'em. The vibrations from that freak's tail busted him up pretty bad. Tollbooth: I'm a Lil busted up. But I'll make it Cross Country: Now what? Salvo: We get Toll, some medical attention. and get him to one of the evac ports. Tollbooth: I ain't no baby Salvo. I can still fight. Thunder: WE know Toll. Settle down Backblast: What I want to know is how these yahoos got in here and why no alarms have gone off? Cross Country: Now that ya mention it? The alarms STILL haven't sounded Salvo: Ok. Here's what our next move is. Get Toll to the nearest safe port Tollbooth: COME'ON Salvo: Get ourselves to the armory. Loadup and make our way to the Thinktank. We need eyes and ears back up. We help any Joes we come across. But our main objective is to reestablish communications. Any tangos we encounter shoot to kill. But save one. We need intel. Let's move out. YO JOE... Team: YO JOE! ***ELSEWHERE*** Persuasion: Don't make a sound. Trakker: I'm going to make a call Psyche-Out: Did it see us. Flint: Don't know. Just no sudden moves Benchpress: oh god... Persuasion: Shut it, soldier Psyphe-Out: We are fish in a barrel Flint: ssshhhh Flint: It's gone...For now. We need to get out of here. Trakker: I need you down here. *Voice: Oh now you need me. Trakker: WE don't have time for this. Follow my signal and get your rust bucket down here. *Voice: Yeah..Yeah Benchpress: AHHHHHHH!!! NOOOOO!!! Persuasion: Damn it!! Persuasion: Everything has to be done the hard way Flint: PUT IT DOWN!! Psyche-Out: TAKE it out before it grabs its rifle Flint: Its not goin down! Persuasion: Runnin out of ammo here Persuasion: DAMN IT! THERE'S TWO! Trakker: ON IT !! Persuasion: YOU GUNNA HELP OR DIE BEGGIN !! Flint: MY LAST SHOT! Psyche-Out: AHHH MY ARM!! Benchpress: No...no..no..no..no...no...no not again... VOICES: YOOOOUUUUU LETTTT USSSSS DIIIIIEEE YYYYYYYOOOOOUUU KIIILLLED UUUSSS YYYYOOOUUU LLLLEEET UUUUSSSS DDDDIIIIEEE!!!! Benchpress: LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Persuasion: BENCHPRESS !!!! BENCHPRESS!!! Persuasion: BENCHPRESS !!! Benchpress: LEAVE ME ALONE !!! TO BE CONTINUED....
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03-13-2021, 06:22 PM | #2148 |
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Glad to see ol Cross Country!! Another great one! and I love the effect of Matt Trakker calling SideSwipe! Top notch stuff as always dude!!
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03-14-2021, 03:41 AM | #2149 |
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Oh wow great episode. I love that it looks like the Joes are regrouping and trying to kick some butt.
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03-19-2021, 09:34 PM | #2150 |
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*** PREVIOUSLY ***
MM: SUPERMAN!! KAL!! WE HAVE TO REACH THE OTHER PART OF THE SATTELITE IT WAS LOADED WITH A NUCLEAR DEVISE SET TO... Namor: YOU!! ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS !!?? Superman: NO...Your Highness let me exp- Jon: Namor please let us explain Namor: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! YOU ATTACK MY PEOPLE AND NOW ME!!! Superman: Your Highness forgives me for the mental intrusion. Namor: Who?... Who dares?! Superman: Your Highness this is Superman. My colleague has mentally linked us so I may... Namor: You should have killed me with the main attack, But now you face *** NOW *** Superman: Namor...I'm sorry.. Namor: You will be Superman: Namor. I didn't come here to fight you. this wasn't me MM: Your majesty he speaks the truth. We had nothing to do with this horrific occurrence Superman: Namor I've been looking for you. For survivors. You have to believe me WW: He speaks the truth Namor. This isn't the time for you to be stubborn. Namor: YOU LIE !!!! Namor: Defend yourself alien...either way, you will die today for what you've done. Superman: This wasn't me Namor. The Sentry... Namor: The SENTRY!? I see no Sentry here. ONLY YOU. Are you not America's adopted lapdog Kryptonian. The genocide of my people and the assassination attempt on me clearly was done in retaliation for me banning you surface dwellers from my oceans. Superman: Namor. I understand your pain. Namor: YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY PAIN, BUT YOU WILL!!! Superman: Your Majesty, I hate to do this but you need to Superman: SETTLE DOWN Namor: Your actions and your words don't match Kryptonian. Namor: You say you mean me no harm. Namor: Yet harm would have befallen me Kryptonian, if not for the Trident of Neptune. Your actions show your true intent GL Stewart: We don't have time for this. How about I whip up a fishbowl and put his royal pain in the ass-ness in it until he settles down Superman: John! Please. We got off on the wrong foot with the King. Let me try and reason with him Namor: You dare? YOU DARE TURN YOUR BACK ON THE KING OF ATLANTIS!!!! SUPERMAN LOOKOUT!!! GL: I have Kal. I'll get him to the Fortress of Solitude. Make sure to kick tuna breaths behind for this one!! Martian Manhunter: Please King Namor. Let us explain!! Namor: You've said enough Martian WW: Namor! Stop this madness!! We aren't responsible for this slaughter. But if I have to beat some sense into you then I will gladly do so, especially after what you did to Superman. Namor: Spare me the threats Amazon. You and the alien have murdered my people and laid hands on their king. None of you will leave here alive. Captain Marvel: OH SHUT UP,YOU POMPOUS A$$ !! Captain Marvel: Don't know who has a bigger mouth, you or Tony Namor: CURSE YOU TO THE DARKEST DEPTHS !!! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!! Aquaman: YOU HEARD THE LADY !!! Aquaman: SHUT UP !!!! TO BE CONTINUED.....
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