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10-17-2020, 06:35 PM | #2021 |
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*** JAPAN *** Flag: Clip change! I'm using everything I got here! Killmonger: Yo. on the real. Detonate my bomb now. This is all your fault Lawton Deadshot: I had no idea a Hulks eyes are bulletproof.. I'm sure I'm not the first person to try it Flag: Well that's where you fu*ked up. This ain't the Hulk. It's his kid. Deadshot: Someone slapped nasty with the Hulk? She deserves a medal Killmonger: I heard that Killmonger: I'm about to be out. Think fast Flag! Flag: Grab Deadshot and throw him at him..while we run and I'll detonate Lawtons bomb. Deadshot: Class act Flag.Class act Skaar: I'm going to rip all of your arms off. Then beat you with them Gargan/Venom: I'm gunna make a pair of shoes out of you..maybe a matching belt and bag. Killer Croc: Gee neva heard that before. That joke never gets old, ya wannabe... Moonstone/Ms. Marvel: You're looking fatigued my dear. If you give up even for a minute..I'll vaporize you to a puddle. KF: Tough talk from a lady old enough to be my mom! Shouldn't you be on MILF'S.com or CougarCatcher!!!?? Moonstone/Ms. Marvel: I'AM NOT THAT OLD !!!! Gorgon: You two fight well as a unit. You feed off each other's strengths... It hides your flaws from everyone. Everyone but... Gorgon: Me. You seem to have lost something warrior Killer Croc: You had your turn bug. Now I'm going to bite your head off. Venom: Come get me ugly Iron Patriot/Osborne: Who sent you? You are distracting me from my revenge. Therefore you must be eliminated. But before I do. Who sent you? IP: I know you work for Amanda Waller...But who gave..ahhhh Hewlett..of course Harley: uuuuummm Mista Tin man sir. I'm not sure. But am I supposed to be answerin ya or are you having a conversation with yourself? I can't really tell Daken: Lady you are nice with the Katana. Silent type huh? I like that. It's sexy. Daken: Not even gunna tell me your name? Katana: No. But I will say, that you are a disgrace to the man that wore that mask before you. Hopefully killing you will restore some honor to his name. Harley: Well weirdo it was nice having this chat but we got to wrap this up. Boomer do da honors! Boomerang: Not a problem. CATCH TIN MAN !!!! Boomerang: AWWW Bollocks!! IP: Did you really think that this idiots weapon could harm me? Harley: Nope. We know you'd be WAAAAAAYYY TOOOO smart for that. That's why we strapped a plastic explosive to it. Boomerang: What she said smart guy IP: ???????!!! Harley: GOTCHA SUKKA!!! Deadshot: OOOOOwwwwwww Killmonger: That hurt...a lot Flag: Ok...we need a plan Deadshot: What...was your first clue brilliant Waller: This is Waller. I WANT A REPORT! AND I WANT IT NOW FLAG! WHAT IS YOUR STATUS!!! Flag: Current status Waller is we are gettin our a$$es kicked. Ya didn't tell me they had a Hulk. Waller: YOU didn't ASK. Listen Flag, I don't care if they have FING FANG FOOM or Santa Claus on their side. I WANT THE IRON PATRIOT DEAD YA HEAR ME!! DEAD!!! Deadshot: Let me guess Waller? Flag: Yeah Killmonger: And? Flag: You two stay put. I'm gunna go try and talk this out Killmonger: Yeah let me know how that works... TO BE CONTINUED...
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10-17-2020, 08:01 PM | #2022 |
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Awesome scenes. Love the Suicide Squad. I love how you incorporated them in your story. Can't wait to see how this one goes for Flag.
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10-17-2020, 08:14 PM | #2023 |
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As always great banter!! And fun stuff!!
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10-24-2020, 07:30 PM | #2024 |
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***Hello Everyone. This is a Halloween Special.
It will be done in three parts. First being now and then later in the week part two...Hope you enjoy*** The Dreadnoks tired of being in hiding and nursing their wounds decided to visit a bar recommended by one of their newer members Storm Ryder. Feeling betrayed by Cobra Commander and not knowing the whereabouts of Zartan; Zarana, Zandar, and Zanya formulate a plan on what to do next. Thrasher: $100 bucks I can hit a bullseye from here. Gnawgahyde: I'll match that. Do you want in Zan? Zanzibar: You bet ya a$$ I do Zarana: This is s*it utter s*it. We've been hiding for days. No word from Zartan and for all accounts and purposes it seems that Cobra wants us dead. I'm tired of laying low. With the country up in arms over all this s*it. I think it's a good time for us to rob a bank and make it to Mexico. Zandar: I can't say I don't disagree with you sister. But I also want some good ole' fashion payback on COBRA and GI Joe. I do fully agree that with all the chaos around this a fuq'n great time to pad our pockets with a bank heist. Zanya: AM I THE ONLY ONE AT THIS TABLE that is concerned with MY FATHERS whereabouts? I mean yes we are all aware of how it is when he goes deep cover. But this is bizarre even for him. Not to mention Cobra tried to kill us. Doesn't that mean his life could be in danger also? Shouldn't we warn him? Shouldn't we try to have all of us together if we're trying to get to Mexico? Zanya: Cobra Commanders' plan is crazy. Look at the news. People blowing up, planes falling from the sky due to explosions, it's the damn end of the world. Cobra Commander very well might have started World War 3. Zarana: No lie there. But we can't concern ourselves with Zartan or that. We have to concern ourselves with the obvious. We need to get out of the United States Burnout: You've had enough RoadPig RoadPig: *hick..hick* I have *hick* not...well maybe. But Donald..Donald wants another drink!!! Burnout: Well tell Donald I said fuq no Torch: I tell'ya Ima be glad when we can get back to da swamp! When ya think that maybe Buzza? Buzzer: I don't know. But I fell the same way. Dis stuff has gotten bigger than us it has. Monkeywrench: This new guy ain't half bad. He found us this place. the beer those cobra jackoffs had was s*it. Ripper: Yeah I hope da twins and da brat come up with somethin for us to do soon. Before I start thinkin about killin Thrasher again Man in suit: Interesting clientele tonight. Bartender: Yeah. But the fryers down and all my normals are scared to come. With people exploding and all. Need the business. Did you dye the white in your hair? Man in suit: I get your point. What's this YOU need the business...need I remind you. I mean... Don't you feel weird..well you know? And I'm trying something new. The white streak made me feel old Bartender: You are old. Man in suit: Couldn't meet me downtown Bartender: Ehhh too swanky Gnaw Hey..the old-timer in the spiffies puttin a move on the bartender. Thrasher: He don't stand a chance. Gnaw: And you do? Thrasher: I could make that tart mine if I wanted. What's that stuffed shirt got that I ain't got Gnaw: Money Thrasher: I got money! Gnaw: His own. Not daddies money Thrasher: $50 I'll hav'er beggin for my "Thunda machine" Gnaw: Deal Zanzibar: I want in on this Thrasher: Deal Gnaw: Go get'er Romeo Zanzibar: har har har Man in Suit: So why did ya bring me down to this lowbrow establishment? Bartender: I wanted to talk to you about what's going on. Don't you feel the disruption? Some kind of evil has been unleashed and frankly, my skin is crawling Man in Suit: Yes. I have felt it. But I'm not sure what exactly it is. I have my suspicions but without concrete evidence. Thrasher: Hey baby. Bartender: Can I help you? Thrasher: You sure can. What's ya name suga? Bartender: Nun-ya... What can I get you to drink? Gnaw: He ain't gonna get in her naughties. Zanzibar: He ain't neva got in any broads naughties unless his mama given berth counts Gnaw: hahahahahahahaha Bartender: let's try this again..what are you drinking? Thrasher: You're bathwater pretty lady. Do you know how lucky you are? Bartender: No. But I have a feeling you're going to tell me Thrasher: Sexy and smart. Just like me. So I was telling my mates how lucky you were that I decided to come to talk to you. I was telling them that there's no way you'd be interested in this geezer standing here Man in Blue-suit: Excuse me? Old geezer? Thrasher: Yeah..don't sweat it, gramps. I'm here ta save the day Thrasher: So like I was saying you are blessed enough to be in the presence of a real desperado. A lone wolf Bartender: But you're here with an entire gang? You cant be a lone wolf. Thrasher: As an Alpha in the pack. I stand alone. I'm not with them. They are with me. catch my drift gorgeous. Thrasher: I'm wanted man-baby. And I don't mean just by the ladies. I mean the law. 50 states including Puerto Rico and in 9 countries. Bartender: Only 9? Thrasher: 9? I meant to say 15. Hell, just a few days ago I and my gang made some feds take a dirt nap. I am the real Clyde. Want to be my Bonnie? Man in Blue-suit: For the LOVE of the Queen would you SHUT-UP you delusional pie hole you vile sod!!! Thrasher: What the hell did you just say to me? You disrespecting me fool? Thrasher: Me and my lady here was tryin to have a conversation. But you want to keep interrupting us, Grandpa. Now you want to disrespect me in front of her. I aint lettin that slide. Any last words? Man in Blue- Suit: Yes actually https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Jason_Blood_(Prime_Earth) Jason Blood: “Change! Change, O form of man! Release the might from fleshy mire! Boil the blood in heart of fire! Jason Blood: Gone! Gone, the form of man! TO BE CONTINUED....
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10-24-2020, 07:38 PM | #2025 |
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Bartender: Whoa! whoa! Jason! There will be none of that! Thrasher: What da fuq!? Bartender: Jason. This bar is very important. Can't let you break it up. I got this. Jason Blood: Very well Thrasher: Answer my question. WHAT DA FUQ WAS THAT!!?? Burnout: No forreal forreal Bartender: Listen everyone is drunk.. its the lights... let's all calm down Thrasher: I ain't dat drunk lady !!! Bartender: Listen. lower the gun. drinks on the house Thrasher: And? Bartender: And what? Thrasher: Free drinks and...and a kiss! yeah I want a kiss Bartender: I...I dont think that's a good idea. Thrasher: Well I think it's a great idea. Bartender:.....fine Thrasher: Looks like I win the bet. hahahahaha Gnaw: You're an a$$ Thrasher... Thrasher: Yep. But I still win Thrasher: Aint dat right baby Thrasher: That wasn't so bad was it???? Gnaw: HOLY SH*T! Burnout: We got us here a freak! Gnaw: She just chucked Thrasher! Storm Ryder: I saw it! I don't believe it but I saw it! Bartender: I don't want trouble Storm Ryder: Oh you got trouble lady Monkeywrench: Lil late for that! Zanya: What ya think Zarana: Let this play out a moment Zanzibar: Why are you staring at me? Zanzibar: pweethew!! WTF!!! Jason Blood: Good show ...well played Zandar: What the hell is wrong with you Gnaw!? Monkeywrench: What ya want us to do? Burnout: I ain't like'n dis sh*t man! I say we smoke her and get da hell outa here!! Burnout: WHAAA?! Storm Ryder: OH SH*T! Gnaw: Wha...what happened?! Roadpig: EVERYONE GET OUT !!! Zanya: NOW WHAT? Zarana: Look...now Gnaw is acting like his normal stupid self...something is at work here TO BE CONTINUED....
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10-24-2020, 11:02 PM | #2026 |
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Holy crap!! Who is this chick!!
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10-24-2020, 11:15 PM | #2027 |
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Oh yeah! Great episode. And wow that Zarana is kickin. And yeah who’s the bartender? Can’t wait for the next show!
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10-25-2020, 04:16 AM | #2028 |
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Awesome...love this episode
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10-25-2020, 05:54 PM | #2029 |
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I didn't guess that was Jason Blood (or Etrigan, that's the same); I went for Boston Brand/Deadman; but the girl? the letters on the shirt say "PWR GRL"; I'd think Power Girl but she's blond, not red; and they talk about mystic or magic stuff; so who? Zatanna? the Enchantress? Scarlett Witch? (no, this can't be; she's above all a mutant, and her power is manipulating probabilities)
for a while I suspected Artemis... Samsson, who is controlling the Noks? the girl or Blood? Last edited by omegamagnus; 10-26-2020 at 09:08 AM.. |
10-27-2020, 03:22 AM | #2030 |
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The red mane ,and the senses for the mystic makes me think of Satana. Brother of Daimon Hellstrom, and Daughter of SATAN.
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