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*** LAST TIME ***


Waller: Mr President. The head snake isn't on-site. I recommend that you activate Big Blue.

President Mewett: Understood. Fallen son. This is Iron Eagle. Purge the COBRA Arctic location...
*** HIGH ABOVE THE BERING STRAIGHT ***


Superman: Yes, sir, Mr president.
*** AT THAT VERY MOMENT ***


Jon Jonnz: Cyborg, this is Jon. I have some most concerning news regarding Superman.

Cyborg: OK, spit it out.
Jon: 20 minutes ago, Superman was in low orbit monitoring the Joe's attack on the COBRA base. When suddenly he stopped. and shot out into space in the opposite direction from Earth.
Cyborg: ok..you think he got a call from somewhere off-world?

Jon: I thought that at first. Until I tried to reach him on comms and then telepathically. His comms were off, and there's some kind of mental disruption around his mind.

Cyborg: Some kind of mind control? I mean, he was acting off at our meeting, and when we said we were going to help Delta team
Jon: I can't rule it out. But that isn't what's most concerning. It's what he's currently doing.

Jon: Superman just looped Jupiter, picked up speed, and is heading back towards Earth. His trajectory has him headed directly towards the Arctic base, where Delta members are currently.

TV#525: BREACH !!! BREACH !!! HURRY UP!! I'm CALLING IN MORE MEN!!

Flash: I TOLD YOU THAT YOUR WAY WOULD TRIGGER AN ALARM !!! BUT DID YOU LISTEN? NNNOOOOoooooo
Shortfuse: OH shutup! You said you had it! And did you? NO! Besides The whole damn place is filling with water and our guys are running around blowing shit up! But somehow, I blew our position?!

Duke: Less arguing and more shooting, please!

GrandSlam: You haven't worked with the A-league in a while Duke. We can argue and shoot at the same time.
Flash: It's a prerequisite to be part of the OG's, honestly

Duke: Well, if you senior citizens have these B.A.T.S under control, I'm going to cover our six with Shortfuse before one of these idiots gets lucky and actually hits one of us.

Duke: See what you can do about that MECH about to drop some .50 cal on us if it's not too much trouble.

GrandSlam: What's he worried about the MECH for? If it starts shooting, it's likely to put a hole in a wall and flood the joint. COBRA troops are dub. But they aren't suicidal.
Flash: You know how Mr. "Man of Action" is, always worrying. Do something to ease his mind, would ya. I got these B.AT.S

Shortfuse: Lil help back here! I'm gunna have to reload soon. This ain't no laser rifle ya know
Duke: Our comms are a little sketchy in this tub. Mind escorting us to the comms room, buddy?

ScrapIron: Pin'em down, boys...

ScrapIron: A few more minutes and we'll be out of here

ScrapIron: HEY DUKE. IS THAT YOU? So THE RUMORS THAT YOU WERE DEAD WERE JUST THAT?

Duke: STILL ALIVE! ANY CHANCE YOU WANT TO JUST DROP YOUR WEAPON AND SURRENDER BEFORE WE ALL DROWN!?

ScrapIron: HERES MY ANSWER

GrandSlam: I guess that's a no
Duke: I think you're right

ScrapIron: HEY DUKE! I CAN SAVE YOU THE WORRY OF DROWNING

ScrapIron: YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES JUST STAND UP AND WE'LL PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY

Duke: I'm open to suggestions...

GrandSlam: I really hate that guy. So, top, *man in charge* we're not getting any younger and in about 20 minutes, give or take, we'll need to have gills.
Flash: What GrandSlam is trying to say is let us handle this.
GrandSlam: What he said

Duke: The floor is yours, gentleman

GrandSlam: Outstanding

GrandSlam: On my mark

GrandSlam: LITEEM UP!!!!


ScrapIron: WHAT THE FUQ!!!!???
TO BE CONTINUED...
**** NOW ***


ScrapIron: Look what we have here—they deployed Duke and the OGs.
***THE PIT***

Colton: You need to evacuate immediately. That’s a direct order! No piece of intel is worth risking your lives for.

Duke: I’m tied up right now!

Grand Slam: I sincerely apologize for Duke's brusque response, sir. We are right in the middle of an intense firefight. Please hang in there with us.

Colton: Can the comedy! Listen up—this situation has escalated from bad to dire. You have approximately eight minutes to secure a safe location big enough for Cyborg to open a BOOMTUBE. I’m extracting you now!

Grandslam: Duke,WE HAVE TO MOVE NOW!

Duke: Tell him that!

ScrapIron: Step a little further out, Duke. I've been waiting for years to take my shot at you!

Flash: Situation sounds serious, Colton sounded pressed.

Grand Slam: Absolutely, we're on borrowed time, and this is dragging on way too long.
Flash: What's the play?

ScrapIron: Let's finish this..I have a plane to catch!


SC: Hey Duke! Duke, you alright?! (hahahahahahaha)

Grandslam: This is our chance!

Flash: NO WAIT!!!!



****SIMULTANEOSLY****

Hawk: We need to make this quick. We have to be ready for our exit out of here in 8 minutes


Stalker: What's the play, Hawk? We're not going to have a lot of time to extract intel from these guys. Code of conduct?

Hawk: Scarlett will handle the rough stuff if we get to that point.
Stalker: Hawk. Respectfully. I understand what's at stake. But we can't cross the line. If we do? What separates us?
Scarlett: If it comes to that, and it bothers you, Lonzo. Close your eyes.

Hawk: I appreciate your moral compass, Stalker. If you're asking me, Stalker, if E.I.T.'s ( enhanced interrogation techniques) are acceptable. The answer is yes. We have a short window of opportunity to stop Cobra Commander. By any means necessary.

Stalker: Im not sure I'm ok with that. You shouldn't be either

Hawk: I'm not asking you to be

Gung-Ho: Woah woah Ami( friends)..I think we're all having a misunderstanding, yes? Hawk isn't telling us to murder and torture people for information. Just rough them up a bit if they're stubborn. Isn't that right, Hawk?...
Hawk:...
Gung-Ho: Hawk?

Hawk: We're here.
*** THE HANGER ***

Flash: NO WAIT!!!!


Flash: ...........

ScrapIron:......

Flash: Grand...



Flash: Slam?????

Grandslam: Sh*t

Scrapiron: Sh*t

SC: (hahahahaha) Bet that stings (hahahahahaha)

Duke: SHUT UP!!!

SC: uuuuuuuuuhhhhhh...

Duke: STATUS !!!! FLASH!!! G*D DA*MN IT!!! TALK TO ME !!!

Flash: .....I...I....don't know...

Duke: FLLLLLAAAASSSSHHH!!!!???




Clutch: Is it me, or are these Tele-Vipers getting softer?
Stalker: Softer. Must be recruiting from the batch of last-minute Millennials.

Scarlett: Five minutes!

Hawk: You put up a decent fight for a bunch of computer geeks. But my patience is at an end, we are out of time, and I will start executing you one by one until I get the answers I want. I WANT THE EXACT LOCATION OF COBRA COMMANDER NOW!!!

Mainframe: Guys! This is Mainframe. This is a Code Red!

Hawk: Where's Colton?

Mainframe: He's busy! Stop asking questions and listen! I'm telling Cyborg to pull you where you stand, so put on your tracker. He's there, you're out of time!!

Gung-Ho: Whose where?

Mainframe: HIM!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED....

[Itchweed]

Great episode! Will Superman snap out of it in time? What about Flash?