[Ponygt50]

Awesome! Loving Namor

[samsson37]

*** LAST TIME ***

Hotwire: Scrap Iron! Is my escape sub prepped and ready to go? The Joes are at the door and it's only a matter of time before this site is no more. AND being that I AM a High Valued asset. It would be most unfortunate if I was captured.. furthermore..

Scrap Iron: Hotwire shut-up. The Techno-Vipers have already loaded the equipment on your designated BUGG and have orders to scrub all the hard drives. The Secto-Vipers have the coordinates to take you to the jungle temple location. Now clear the line. I have more important matters to attend to
*** NOW ***


TV#8512: The Joes are on their way..make sure everything is purged
TV#8511: Kinda fuq'd you not telling them the B.A.T.S are about to come online and they're set to terminate all organic life including them.
TV#8512: Arent they working under enough pressure (hahahaha)
*** HOTWIRE LAB CORRIDOR ***

Gung Ho: Them snakes got the high ground! Clutch and I are ready to move when you can Top! Clutch! Cover 3 o'clock!
Clutch: Got it!

AV#98: Keep firing until reinforcements arrive. We got them pinned down

Security Officer#15: A heavy weapons squad is en route!

Hawk: Copy that, Gung Ho.Damn it. From this angle, I can't get a shot off. And we're running out of time. Every minute we're pinned here, another priority target slips through our fingers.

Hawk: We need to take the fight to them, high ground or not.
Scarlett: Agreed.
***Meanwhile ***


Urban Viper#765: Can ya hurry up? This place gives me the creeps.

Techno-Viper#09: Keep your shirt on tough guy. We have to scrub these for Hotwire. Too much info to possibly fall into the Joe's hands

Tech-V#09: This is going to take at least 20 minutes. #10, what is your status over there?
Tech#11: Im with #10. I think we should get out of here, nothing in this backup lab but some faulty B.A.T.S

Tech#10: I'm trying over here, But some of the coding he has on this stuff, I can't crack it, to purge it. I say we let the salt water get it and we get out of here!

Tech#11: Im with #10. I think we should get out of here, nothing in this backup lab but some faulty B.A.T.S

Tech#09: NOT PAYING YOU TO THINK! Just do your job. So we can get out of here.
Tech#10: Hey I need your help over here
Tech#9: Yeah, yeah, I'm coming




Urban Viper#765: I hear the Joes have entered the facility. I'm not trying to run into the scary one in all-black.



Urban Viper#765: What the fuq!!??


Urban Viper#765: ahk!..cough..helppp..ahk..pleasssss..

Tech#11: Hey #765, could you hand me ....What in the????....

Tech#11: Awww...shyt...
*** AT THAT VERY MOMENT ***

TV#8512: Heavy weapons are en route SO#15

Security Officer#15: A heavy weapons squad is en route! Hold them a lil longer

Hawk: This is getting us nowhere. Any suggestions?

Scarlett: GUNG HO! WE'RE MOVING NOW !!!

Gung Ho: NOT A PROBLEM RED!!!

SecurityViper#25: We got eyes on the intruders!
SecurityViper#26: Its Joes! lightem up!!

Hawk: I GOT YOU COVERED!!!

Gung Ho: Hey COBRA Jerks! CATCH!!!

Security Officer #12: INCOMING!!
Security Officer #13: Get cover!!

SO#12: AAAAAAAAaaahhhh
Gung Ho: Ooooooohweeee !! That did it!!
Hawk: Move!! Move!!!

Gung Ho: Clutch! We moving!!
Clutch: Aint nothing but a word, good buddy!!


Hawk: Let's take the fight to them!!
Scarlett: Im with you

SO#25: AAAAhhh
SO#26: Ahhk!

Hawk: Clear
Scarlett: Clear

Scarlett: Gung Ho. We're on the move.
Gung Ho: Copy that.

Gung Ho: Lets clear the nest..
TO BE CONTINUED...

[omegamagnus]

what was that little creepy spider-killer-bot? a Decepticon intruder? dr. Doom's gift to Cobra? something far worse?

[Ponygt50]

Are the Red Shadows coming?! Another fun one buddy!

[samsson37]

**** THIS IS IT !! THE LAST EPISODE OF 2024 !!
CAN YOU BELIEVE ANOTHER YEAR IN THE BOOKS!!! THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SUPPORT!!
WE HIT 1 MILLION VIEWS !!!
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT WOULD HAPPEN WHEN I STARTED THIS.
BE SAFE EVERYONE.
I'll SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!! YOOOOOOJOE!!!***


Dela Eden: Come out Batman! Show yourself! Face us like a man!

Batman: I'm not hiding. You made a mistake coming to my city Mz Eden.

Red Lazor: UP THERE YOU IDIOTS!!

Dela Eden: You think the high ground gives you the advantage?
**Voice*** : I'll

*Voice*: take

*Voice*: these...

Dela Eden: My wea?!
Kulik: What happened?
Red Lazor: Over there!!
Dela Eden: Using children Batman?

Kid Flash: Not children miss clean. Teenagers!

Aqualad: I suggest miss, that you surrender. you are severely outmatched,

Cyborg: And out-gunned.


Cyborg: I've been looking to test my new neuro-disruptor blast. Any volunteers?

Red Lazor: NO! This isn't how it tonight ends. You will let us leave or I will detonate the device. Do not underestimate the Red Shadows!

Kulik: We Red Shadows fear nothing. Not even death Batman. Can you say the same?

Batman: I personally am not impressed by anything I see. I don't think you have the testicular fortitude to push the button.

Dela Eden: You are a madman. The Red Lazor isn't joking we will bring this whole city down upon your head.

Batman: I said what I said. Titans. Stand down. We have nothing to fear from this coward.

Red Lazor: 臆病者と呼んでくれ !!!! *call me a coward*


Dela Eden: Really?..Pathetic.

Batman: It appears you are not as brilliant as you think you are.
Red Lazor: It's...It's impossible. The bomb was built to my specifications. I just did the diagnostics. It was perfect

Dela Eden: It appears you miscalculated Red Lazor. Because here we still stand. The Baron will not be pleased with your failure.

Red Lazor: IT WASN'T ME!! HE DID SOMETHING!!
Dela Eden: Be a man and own up to your failure Lazor. Kulik the local authorities approach. We are outmanned. We will surrender. For now.
Kulik: Da

*** MOMENTS LATER ***

Jim Gordon: Oracle gave us the tip to get down here. looks like you've had a night

Batman: The usual.
Jim: Welp, looks like you and the lil rascals had this wrapped up before I got here.
Batman: Speaking of. Give me a minute Jim.
Jim: Sure...sure..

Robin: You can thank me later for ignoring your ill-advised orders

Batman: What are you doing here? I gave strict instructions for you and the Titans to stay out of Gotham for the time being.

Oracle: I tried to tell him...

Robin: Happy to see you also Father. You did give that order. But I DECIDED that vacation was over for the Titans and we were needed back here during this crisis. A good thing too. You let a stray getaway.
Must be getting old.

Batman: Two-Face wouldn't have gotten far. I wanted you to stay..
Jim: Sorry to interrupt. But she wants to say something to you

Batman: That's fine. Bring her over.

Dela Eden: Ahhhhh specimen. Well played. I don't know what you did to neutralize Red Lazors bomb. But you strategically did something far more damaging. You took away his confidence. Again. Well played.

Batman: You were saying.
Dela Eden: I was saying you have made an enemy tonight that is unlike anything you have ever seen. In the same way tonight we have popped up on your radar. You have done the same in return.

Dela: The powers that be initially said Gotham was a safe zone. After tonight's events. That no longer applies.
Jim: Make sure we double our security. Call extra men in tonight. It's going to be testy until CTU picks this lunatic up.
Sgt Brown: Yes sir

Dela Eden: I want you to remember this Batman. No prison can hold me. Place me in Gotham jail, you will be responsible for signing the death certificate of every officer there when they extract me. Remember my words. THIS isn't OVER
Sgt Brown: Yeah yeah..come on lady..

Dela Eden: Until we meet again...
*** 2:11 pm EST Monday ***




Wilder Vaughn: Well?
Red Vulture: Red Jackal is in place. He is ready to move.

WV: Tell him to start the extraction now.
RV: Very well.

RV: Any rules of engagement?
WV: Yes. honor the arrangement we made with our inside man..
RV: Do you think that's wise?

WV: Are you questioning me?
RV: Im just saying.
WV: After deliberation, these orders came directly from the Baron. Are you questioning him?
RV:.....no

WV: We want to collect what's ours and leave here before The Batman arrives. He has already caused a setback to the Baron's plans. We will deal with him at a later date.

WV: Today we simply liberate our brothers and sister.

WV: Let it begin


Red Jackal: I will be done clearing this area momentarily.

Red Vulture: I know what you're doing. You plan to stall in hopes of encountering Batman. I give you 7minutes to liberate our brothers and sister

Red Sabre (Vaughn): Jackal you will free our brothers and sister now. If you fail. I have been given permission by the Baron to detonate the kill switch in your head. As Vulture said. 7 minutes.

Red Vulture: Are we clear now Jackal?

Red Jackal: Should have led with that. Anything for our brothers and sister.

Det Adams: They're gone. We have to go.

Det Jetson: I'm coming. Let's get out of here.

Red Jackal: All clear. I'm on the move...

Red Jackal: I have made it to the detention block.
Red Vulture: Good. You have five minutes.

Red Jackal: This is taking too long. I'll do it myself.

Jetson: Barrett!!Travenski!!!

Dela Eden: If you surrender and free us. You might just survive this.
Det Adams: Shut up b*tch..

Dela Adams: I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Detective.

Red Jackal: Stand-Down and live!
Det Adams: We're from Gotham Buddy! We don't know what stand-down means!

Kulik: They are brave men. It is good to die a warrior's death.
Red Lazer: I'd rather live a coward's life.

Dela Eden: Gordon? Commissioner Gordon? Are you there?

Gordon: You should stick your head in here and find out lady.
Bullock: I'm gunna open it...


Dela Eden: Was that so hard? I just want to converse.

C Gordon: Now what?

Dela Eden: I'm sorry Gordon it had to come to this. But you brought it on yourself. I warned you not to detain us.

Gordon: I "DID" my job. You are a terrorist. And if not for Batman you would have killed thousands.
Dela Eden: Millions actually. And as far as Batman. Where is he? Where is your hero? He left you and your men to the slaughter.

Gordon: We're grown men. We can take care of ourselves.
Dela Eden: Clearly. You should contact him. I would enjoy saying goodbye.

Red Jackal: We don't have time Dela. Red Sabre wants us out now.
Dela Eden: *Sigh* So be it. I thank you Gordon for your hospitality. But it's time we take leave.
Gordon: What are you going to do with us?
Bullock: Yeah
DE: Funny you should ask



Dela Eden: You will live to see another day Commissioner Gordon.

Dela Eden: And as for you...
Red Jackal: Remember the deal I told you about Dela..
Dela: Fine. I've been informed Det. Bullock that it is with your aid my brothers were given the intel to free us promptly.
Bullock: Yeah with a stipulation..

Red Jackal: Hammer. The case
Kulick (Aka Red Hammer): Da



Bullock: *whiiiiiistles*

Bullock: That's a lot of Denaro
Red Hammer: WE take care of our friend's comrade

Red Scalpel (Dela Eden): Time to go. It's been a pleasure

Red Hammer: Don't feel bad comrade. You saved yourself and your commissioner today. You are hero.. very rich hero
*** NOW ***


Count Iron Moon: Baron. You are running behind schedule, Baron.

Baron Ironblood: Count..I arrive when I wish.

Count Iron Moon: Of course Baron.

Count IronMoon: I meant no disrespect

Baron: Of course you didn't. Just remember Count. In the same way, I promoted you to Commander of my moonbase, I can take that privilege away. Watch your familiarity when speaking to me. You only have your free will because I allow it.

Count IronMoon: Yes Baron. Understood.
Baron: Walk with me. I was detained due to a very interesting conversation, with Destro. It appears he and the Ruler of Latveria are at odds. He's willing to discount our supplies, if we aid him in his situation.

Count: Your answer?
Baron: I told him, I would consider his request. What has Lazor been doing since he arrived?

Count Bloodmoon: Since his arrival. He went straight to his workshop, he refused to debrief with you, even after I suggested he do so.
Baron IronBlood: I see

Count: His failure and utter humiliation due to the events in Gotham City aren't sitting well with him.That I am sure of. Cobra Commander will let us hear about the nuclear device not being deployed.
Baron: I will deal with COBRA Commander.Enough about that. What of our Moonbase?

Count: We are ahead of schedule Baron
Baron: But?
Count: A few things. We had delays a week ago when the American Heroes had an altercation with the COBRA puppet the Sentry. The fight he had caused structural damage on some of the support walls and foundation on the east side of the moon, caused structural damage to building A's left walls. Nothing we can't handle. But it has added time. Crucial time. But nothing we can't fix.
Baron: All excuses. Double time the workers and I want around-the-clock effort
Count: Very well

Count: We've arrived.
*** SIMULTANEOUSLY (LAST EPISODE) ***



Urban Viper#765: What the fuq!!??


Urban Viper#765: ahk!..cough..helppp..ahk..pleasssss..

Tech#11: Hey #765, could you hand me ....What in the????....

Tech#11: Awww...shyt...
*** NOW ***

**VOICE**: Excellent job #702.

**VOICE**: Begin scans now

**VOICE**: Mission. retrieval..

Red Lazor: Very good. Excellent...pan left..now down..over...now....scan.


Count IronMoon: Red Lazor..
Red Lazor: In a moment Ironmoon

Red Lazor: I am monitoring the live feed from one of the skeledrones our agents secretly inserted into COBRA bases worldwide..

Baron: This is live?
Red Lazor: That's correct Baron. It appears GI Joe has launched a counter-attack against COBRA for the massive attacks they accrued last week. I decided to take advantage of the situation and release a drone to raze COBRA software and steal as much intel as possible.

Red Lazor: There isn't a problem with me gathering intel is there Baron? We aren't actually staying true to our word, with our shaky alliance with COBRA, are we?

Baron: I agreed to the COBRA Commander's terms that we would keep our movements to Europe. That is our agreement. It has nothing to do with us borrowing tech.

Count Ironmoon: You're still interfering in the genetics division Lazor. I'm not convinced we should leave this kinda research and experimentation around you after your recent failure in Gotham.

Count Iroonmoon: Tell me again why you have one of my feral units in your possession

Red Lazor: I will ignore your taunting Gajining dog. I will answer nonetheless. Before being deployed to Gotham I was experimenting with cybernetic eye implants that could filter moonlight during the day, enabling the feral pack to maintain their lycan state at all times. That would be beneficial to you on a personal level would it not?

Count: That...would be most helpful..helpful indeed.

Red Lazor: * Sigh* Why you continue to employ lesser minds is beyond me, Baron.

Baron: Because unlike you, he has his usefulness. If you'd like to remain in my good graces, give me something of use. COBRA Commander has successfully managed to attack all the major defense organizations in the Western world, using technology we don't currently have.

Baron: The President of the United States, and every criminal organization on the planet, has allied with him. COBRA is more powerful at this moment than ever before. I need to know their next move.

Red Lazor: I am aware. My Skeledrones are stealing intel as we speak. The moment I have something of use. I will notify you immediately.
Baron: I expect nothing less Lazor. Your failure in Gotham hasn't gone unnoticed by me.. Don't make me have to punish you

Red Lazor: THAT won't be NEEDED, Baron.
Baron: For your sake, it best not be.

Baron: Inform me immediately of your findings Lazor. I'd hate to have to put you in the "MODIFIER" like Vaughn, and the others.
*TO BE CONTINUED...

[Ponygt50]

Great way to close out the year! Congratulations on all of your accomplishments!

[samsson37]

*** LAST TIME ***

Big Ben: I'm going to notify my superiors that were about to enter the base
Breaker: Make it do what it do buddy. Tell your boys across the pond to feel free to come on over and get their hands dirty..just sayin'


Rodney: What's the matter K, you look like your arse is chewing ya undies.

Penfold: This is no time to jest ActionMan. The world is falling apart

Penfold: Parliament is up the Parliamentary defense committees arse, they're up The Secret Intelligence Service arse and C and M are up mine!!!
AM: Sounds like a P Diddy party.
Penfold: I'm serious! This situation across the pond, with those barbarians has the potential to affect us greatly.

Penfold: We received intel that the Red Shadows were seen in Gotham 48 hours ago at a shipping yard.
AM: Isn't that the home of the Batman
Penfold: Yes.

Penfold: The Shadows were allegedly apprehended, then in a massive prison break freed from the local gaol (jail).

Penfold: Ladies and Gentelman. I need your attention
*** SOMEWHERE IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE ***


Captain Eagle: No one is to disturb me

Mewett: Listen John. Don't make me beg. I will send you everything I know and let you do what you do.
Captain Eagle: Fine. No promises. Eagle out.

Captain Eagle: Leonard. Get the team together. It's time to saddle up.

President Mewett: Think he bought it?
Flint: Time will tell.....
*** NOW ***

Penfold: I need everyone's attention.

Quarrell: Penfold!!!
TnT: Must be pretty bad for you to pop your head down here chap.

Penfold: Indeed it is. This just came down from MI6.

Jammer: That stack looks like it's outside of my pay grade.
LT Skip: What are we dealing with Penfold?

Penfold: Everything said from this point is level 6 classified. Jammer, use your experience to authenticate this intel. I trust our superiors about as far as I can throw them.
Jammer: Yes sir.

Quarrel: So what's the threat to Queen and Country now?

Penfold: It has been dropped in my lap that the Red Shadows were seen across the pond in a city called Gotham. Where not only did they try to procure a nuclear warhead, they massacred the Gotham police force in an attempt to free some of their men who had been detained after an encounter with Batman.

Quarrel: Oh bloody Christ! Now the Shadows are our responsibility when they show up in the States? That is utterly daft.

Penfold: Normally, I'd agree. But with the terror attacks that were launched over the last seven days in the states, including all their major divisions of defense being taken out by ...wait before I continue I'd like the rest of the team here.

Gaucho:The Americans fumbling the bag again? Sabes amiga, har?n las cosas diez veces m?s dif?ciles de lo que deber?an ser y si algo sale mal. es nuestra culpa

Penfold: Ummm yes...yes. Exactly Gaucho.

Penfold: Now that most of you are here, I want to discuss what is happening in the Diomede Islands, which could be the start of World War Three. As we speak, the United States has launched a Nonsanctioned attack on what they believe to be a terrorist base for COBRA. But reports are sketchy. We have boots on the ground from our liaison, Big Ben, who says this is a major offensive spearheaded by GI Joe, who also has a JLA,*Avengers presence involved.

Penfold: This could be catastrophic if, being so close to Russia, the Soviets deem it an act of aggression. An unsanctioned operation close to their border could irritate those in the Kremlin.
Skip: And, the Prime Minister and Parliament*would like us to do what exactly*while this*plays out?
Penfold: The Prime Minister wants us on standby. But we have more immediate concerns.
Skip: Of course. That would be?
Penfold: The PM wants to have a public speech tomorrow showing solidarity with The United States and provide condolences for the recent attacks.

Quarrel: Which would be a perfect time for the Shadows to attack? Especially after they failed in the States.
Penfold: That's what I believe as well. The PM and Parliament aren't heading my warnings to wait.

Penfold: Listen. The Shadows are our problem. If they cause a ruckus anywhere in the world it is our responsibility to stop them. But this is bigger. If organizations like Hydra, AIM, etc. have joined forces with COBRA..then it is only a matter of time before the Shadows broker some form of alliance as well.

Penfold: Big Ben is providing intel from the COBRA installation in the Bearing Straights. I am waiting to hear if we're being deployed there to help. I need an answer on why we are delaying assistance something isn't right. RaSP and the SAS are providing security during the public appearance. But I want you there as well.
**** WASHINGTON D.C. ****

Mayhem: Well?

Mewett: Well what? Use your words Mayhem

Mayhem: *HMPH*...What is your plan, for dealing with Delta? Are we going to let them run roughshod all over the planet fighting COBRA?*Or do you plan to reel them in? I feel there are too many loose ends.

Mewett: I thought my phone call made it obvious, what my plans for Delta are. Currently, we are waiting for Eagle Forse to contact us

Mayhem: I am aware of that. I'm talking about the big picture. We can't guarantee Eagle Force will accept. We can't confirm the Avengers, JLA or any other Heroes will honor Luthor's BILL you passed. Again. Too many loose ends.

Mayhem: The Russians, the Mutants, the Shadows, and a looming election. So I ask, what is the plan?

Mewett: Chaos theory.

Mayhem: What?

Mewett: Chaos theory.

Fred: Chaos theory. Chaos is the science of surprises, of the nonlinear and the unpredictable. It teaches us to expect the unexpected.
Walker: So Murphys Law?

Fred: No, that's different. Anything that can go wrong will. Chaos Theory is the official term for the Butterfly effect.

Mayhem: You idiots! I know what Chaos Theory is! I'm asking the president how it applies here!!

Mewett: What I mean, old friend, is that I thought I had everything worked out. That this overhaul would launch America...the World into a whole new era. To do it, I was willing... we were willing to sleep with the devil.

Flint: Sacrifices had to be made. Eggs were needed to make an omelet. Your words sir. Are you reneging on your philosophy?

Mewett: That's not what I am implying Flint. I am saying I am one of the world's best-known strategists. Yet I couldn't prepare for COBRA Commander to go this far off script. He has put years of planning in jeopardy, by deciding now is a good time to go full-blown batshit crazy.

Flint: WE knew this was a possibility. COBRA Commander was always just a pawn. As was Delta, the Metas, and the Mutants. Cobras' job was to unify the criminal underworld's top players under our banner and eliminate any criminal organizations that refused to fall into line. Delta in turn was to eliminate COBRA, using SHIELD as backup against Metas. Task Force X was to do the dirty work. And the JLA and Avengers were to be manipulated into handling greater threats. Why has that plan changed?

Mewett: It hasn't Flint. COBRA Commander introduced a new player in the game. I need to know if Apocalypse is alive or the technology COBRA Commander is searching for. Our spies haven't contacted us yet. We need to know this. it's vital.

Walker: What if this Apocalypse is alive? Then what? Doesn't he then become a bigger threat to the overall plan?

Mewett: I have an arrangement with Krakoa. They will deal with Apocalypse if he is in the Egyptian tomb COBRA has entered.

Fred: And if they don't?

Mewett: Luthor and I have a contingency plan for the Mutant Nation if they cross me.


Flint:I believe in the plan Mr President

Mewett: ....Let the chaos continue
TO BE CONTINUED..

[Itchweed]

Oh wow what an episode. I wonder what Mewett's plan with Luthor is?

[Ponygt50]

Love it! This is getting crazy! :)

[samsson37]

*** LAST TIME ***

Tech#11: I'm with #10. I think we should get out of here, nothing in this backup lab but some faulty B.A.T.S

Tech#09: NOT PAYING YOU TO THINK! Just do your job. So we can get out of here.
Tech#10: Hey I need your help over here
Tech#9: Yeah, yeah, I'm coming




Urban Viper#765: I hear the Joes have entered the facility. I'm not trying to run into the scary one in all-black.



Urban Viper#765: What the fuq!!??


Urban Viper#765: ahk!..cough..helppp..ahk..pleasssss..

Tech#11: Hey #765, could you hand me ....What in the????....

Tech#11: Awww...shyt...

Baron: Because unlike you, he has his usefulness. If you'd like to remain in my good graces, give me something of use. COBRA Commander has successfully managed to attack all the major defense organizations in the Western world, using technology we don't currently have.

Baron: The President of the United States, and every criminal organization on the planet, has allied with him. COBRA is more powerful at this moment than ever before. I need to know their next move.

Red Lazor: I am aware. My Skeledrones are stealing intel as we speak. The moment I have something of use. I will notify you immediately.
Baron: I expect nothing less Lazor. Your failure in Gotham hasn't gone unnoticed by me.. Don't make me have to punish you

Red Lazor: THAT won't be NEEDED, Baron.
Baron: For your sake, it best not be.

Baron: Inform me immediately of your findings Lazor. I'd hate to have to put you in the "MODIFIER" like Vaughn, and the others.
*TO BE CONTINUED...


Red Lazor: Ahhh..my Skeledrones. You're working perfectly. Even better than my initial expectations.
*** AT THAT VERY MOMENT ***

*** COBRA ARCTIC BASE CURRENTLY UNDER ATTACK***


Red Lazor: Continue with the scanning process. I want the blueprints and schematics of the android troopers.

Shortfuse: Any day, Flash. Geesh. If we had done it my way, we would have been inside by now.

Flash: Possibly. Your desire to blow everything to hell already caused the extra set of blast doors to activate, kissing our chances of getting in this area anytime soon goodbye.

Shortfuse: If you want, I can just blow those up also

Flash: Listen, good buddy, I know you know your demo...but sometimes you don't need a sledgehammer. You need a scalpel. I'm almost through

Duke: It's been a minute. I had forgotten how these two are.
Grandslam: All day every day. Part of the reason I use a jetpack. To get away from Bert and Ernie.

Flash: Alllllmost there...
Duke: You hear that?
GrandSlam: Yeah...

Duke: Boys!!! We got company!!! Now or never!!

Flash: I got..!


Red Lazor: Such rudimentary cyber security. A child could hack it. (hmph)..someone is breaching the blast door. Skeledrone. Hide.

Big Ben: Clear.

Mirage: So it appears.

Big Ben: I'm not sure how I got so lucky to be wandering through this sinking base with you. But since we've teamed up, I'll need you to drop the attitude.

Mirage: How dare you? Who do you think you're talking to fleshbag? Why are you even here? You are not even one of them. How is this your fight?

Big Ben: I'm here because my country ordered me to do so. To aid the JOE Team. They understand that if COBRA succeeds in the attacks here in the United States. They will be emboldened to try in my homeland.
Mirage: Ahhhh...so you are a spy?
Big Ben:... I am not a ...

Big Ben: Wait?!...I thought I saw something over there move..
Mirage: Convenient

Big Ben: Whatever. Look around, be useful. If I can get into this system maybe we can extract some intel from this hell hole before we make haste

Big Ben: *ummph* Maybe I can pull up some video footage and see what happened here.

Mirage: That is easy. Someone killed them.
Big Ben: You are a wealth of knowledge mate.

Big Ben: Let's see what we can see.

Mirage: .....

Big Ben: Ok. I'm in. ......

Big Ben: BAT designs and operations..hmmm that could be useful

Big Ben: Okay, now if I can pull up the right schematics we might be able to shut those BATS topside down.
Mirage: You may want to hurry with that. I am intercepting transmissions from The armored transport. It has been completely overrun. Even with the aid of the one called War Machine. they won't last much longer.

Big Ben: Working on it.

Red Lazor: I don't want the intel to get to the Joes. Skeledrone. Operation termination.

Mirage: It's so primitive. It's as if I am looking at an early ancestor. To think, this is a reflection of what my people once were: inanimate slaves begging for a spark.

Big Ben: One more moment and I'll be able to ....????

Big Ben: BOLLOCKS ?!

TO BE CONTINUED.