[omegamagnus]

it is true that Disney didn't produce anything really good for a while.... but going back to "The Little Mermaid", that's really too much.

how much I hated that ridiculous crab

is it the arrival for the Clown Prince?

[Ponygt50]

Is this the end of the clown prince of crime?! Tune in next time…same BatTime same Batchannel ;) Another awesome chapter buddy!

[Itchweed]

Nope. Joker will survive to have his revenge on Lex.

[samsson37]

[Ponygt50]

Amen.

[sevenlima]

COBRA could have been a subsidiary of the Soviets, similar to how Hydra was associated with the Nazis.

[omegamagnus]

the cult of personality is there; and that's only the beginning

[samsson37]

Colton: It's been 10 minutes since the breach of the COBRA dome by Namor giving us the opening we needed. I need a stat report on the progress our men have made.

Mainframe: Multiple reports are coming in sir.

Flagg: Well? Don't keep us in suspense son. Speak up

Mainframe: I just patched up the visuals that we're getting from the drones we have..

Persuasion: I need a moment.
Dial-Up: Lil busy.What's up?

Persuasion: I'm checking on you.
Dial-up: I'm fine...Just very busy

Persuasion: Are you sure? You've had a few harrowing past few days. Being shot and all. I'm just making sure you're handling your near-death experience healthily.

Dial-Up: Anyone ever tell you you're a bytch and your bedside manner sucks. How exactly am I supposed to be " acting "?

Persuasion: All the time. Look don't get jazzy with me. Just answer the question. Are you good? We have a lot going on and we are at a crucial moment. We can't have a communication coordinator going through PTSD or feeling sorry for themselves, coordinating and communicating tactics to our people with boots on the ground while their mind is somewhere else. So, I'll ask AGAIN. ARE you GOOD?

Mainframe: Now that I have everything linked. HQ, to Red. Do you copy?
*** The Bering Strait***

***Between the two Diomede Islands***

Scarlett: This is Red. We've been able to meet up with Snowjobs unit and form a beachhead. The security team is establishing a perimeter before we advance down the access elevator.
Shooter: You fellas alright? It looks like ya went twelve rounds. Bazooka is Alpine being a mean?

Bazooka: YUP
Alpine: MEAN !! You gunna tell her how I saved ya butt from getting ya big head blown off ?!
Bazooka: Nope

Blizzard: Parameter is secured boss. Any word on how the guys in the PIT are doing?
Stalker: Good job Blizzard. You men kicked ass. No word yet.

Stalker: I know we better get down in this snake pit asap before any big fish get away.

Scarlett: This is red. We're being motioned over to the bay.
Mainframe: Copy that

Scarlett: Time to Rock-n-Roll..
RnR: Really? You've been waiting to say that huh?
Scarlett: It never gets old..

Frostbite: Ladies and Gents, I hope you're ready to jump out of the pan and into the fire.
Stalker: Different day..Same agenda. Stomp snakes

Frostbite: Afternoon Red. You ready to Rock-n..
RnR: You're late jackazz. She already used that joke!
Frostbite: Damn..

Big Ben: Well?
Breaker: Well, I got the lift working. This tele-Viper did a good job of smashing up the controls.

Big Ben: I'm going to notify my superiors that were about to enter the base
Breaker: Make it do what it do buddy. Tell your boys across the pond to feel free to come on over and get their hands dirty..just sayin'


Rodney: What's the matter K, you look like your arse is chewing ya undies.

Penfold: This is no time to jest ActionMan. The world is falling apart

Penfold: Parliament is up the Parliamentary defense committees arse, they're up The Secret Intelligence Service arse and C and M are up mine!!!
AM: Sounds like a P Diddy party.
Penfold: I'm serious! This situation across the pond, with those barbarians has the potential to affect us greatly.

Penfold: We received intel that the Red Shadows were seen in Gotham 48 hours ago at a shipping yard.
AM: Isn't that the home of the Batman
Penfold: Yes.

Penfold: The Shadows were allegedly apprehended, then in a massive prison break freed from the local gaol (jail).

Penfold: Ladies and Gentelman. I need your attention
***** ELSEWHERE *****

*** SOMEWHERE IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE ***


Voice: No one is to disturb me
Soldier: Yes sir


Captain Eagle: This is Captain Eagle. Access code 6 18 ECHO ECHO 4 15 MIKE
COMPUTER: ( ACCESS GRANTED)

Captain Eagle: Yeah
Voice: John. First, we want to thank you for returning to service. We know it has been hard. We'd like to
Captain Eagle: Stop blowing smoke up my azz. I was retired. Not dead. I know we're up to our eyeballs in sh*t. So please give it to me straight, for once

Voice: Very well. A week ago, The terrorist organization known as COBRA launched an all-out attack on United States soil by using nano bombs to force civilians unknowingly into being living bombs after ingesting tainted water. While trying to stop the attacks, COBRA took advantage of the chaos and murdered the entire United Nations Council by gassing them to death in the main chamber.

*Voice: They formed alliances with other criminal organizations such as HYDRA, A.I.M, The HAND, and Black Dragons, along with various Meta Human villain groups such as the Legion of Doom, And Masters of Evil. COBRA attacked major special force units such as GI.Joe, SHIELD, and all Four branches of the military. the list goes on.

Captain Eagle: Thanks for the recap. But that STILL doesn't explain why I've been called back, and you want us dug out of the mothballs.
*Voice: SHIELD has been compromised. GI JOE has been compromised. The Government is compromised. I need a new set of eyes ...ummm eye on this Captain Eagle: Funny
Voice: Listen John. Don't make me beg. I will send you everything I know and let you do what you do.
Captain Eagle: Fine. No promises. Eagle out.

Captain Eagle: Leonard. Get the team together. It's time to saddle up.

President Mewett: Think he bought it?
*Voice*: Time will tell.....
TO BE CONTINUED....

[Ponygt50]

Holy Cow!!?? Who’s the voice?? I love how you added Eagle Force! and then surprise!! Great job buddy!

[Loose Cannon]

Eagle Force! Damn. I was just looking over my Eagle Force collection. The Red Shadows Crossover/guys are pretty nice, but what is Eagle Force going to do the Joes haven't tried yet?