[samsson37]

***LAST TIME***

General Eiling: Is this line secure?
Gyrich: Yes. The members of the panic room are looking at a video loop of us. we only have moments before they ask a question.
GE: The JUGGLERs were all possibly killed in the explosion. We are waiting for confirmation. The President is anxious to move forward


Gyrich: Yes I'm aware of the urgency the President is placing on this little council coming together. Any word on Waller, Fury, or Hill?

GE: No. Nothing yet. The attacks COBRA launched were for the most part successful in taking out the major obstacles that possibly could stand in our way. Luthor as the Secretary of Meta-Human affairs will begin to spin that more regulation will be needed. While we set up a new vision for the military

Gyrich: Very well. The sooner we get all of this completely lined up...Then we can eliminate COBRA. I don't tru...
GE: Something wrong?
Gyrich: Could have sworn I just ........

Gyrich: CONTROL TELEPORT ME NOW !!!!!!

Communications: Where sir..
Gyrich: ANYWHERE !!!!

Gyrich: NOW!!!!

***NOW***

Gyrich:aahhhhhhhhhh

Gyrich: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!

Gyrich: I'm ALIVE!!! I'm aliiiive???? Oh sh*t...

You are alive for the moment human. If your answers don't satisfy me. I will drop you back in the cold reaches of space where I found you. Henry Peter Gyrich, Do you know who I am?....
Gyrich: You're Darkseid.
*Darkseid: Incorrect. I am fear itself -- the terror hidden in your darkest dreams. The only being worthy in all the cosmos of wielding the Anti-Life Equation.

Gyrich: My apologies Lord. Thank you for saving me. What may I do to repay your kindness?

Darkseid: Better. You learn quickly Gyrich.

Darkseid: It has been brought to my attention that there is a shift in power on the mudball of a planet you inhabit.
*Gyrich:....ummmm yes

Darkseid: You will tell me all I want to know.

Darkseid: Because if you don't. I will give you to Granny Goodness and allow her to stretch your suffering out over a millennium.
*Gyrich: Wh...What is it you want to know?

Darkseid: We shall begin with who is trying to awaken my wayward son En Sabah Nur
*** NOW ***


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeSaad
Darkseid: Desaad have you determined who is responsible for my BoomTubes being accessible to the earthlings?
Desaad: No my lord.
Darkseid: That answer displeases me Desaad. Have a better response by the time I am done meeting with Granny Goodness and my pathetic son.
Desaad: Yes my lord.


Lashina: Here comes the chosen one.
*Furies: *Snicker* Snicker*
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Kalibak_(Prime_Earth)

Kalibak: Something funny wench?

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Female_Furies_(New_Earth)
Lashina: Oh nothing, Lord Kalibak.
*Stompa: We are graced by your presence Lord.

Kalibak: I will ground you to paste if I feel you harlots are mocking me. Where's your handler wenches?

Voice: I am here Kalibak.

Kalibak: Where were you?

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Granny_Goodness_(New_Earth)
Granny Goodness: Don't take liberties with me Kalibak. Wouldn't want Granny angry.

Granny Goodness: My Furries may humor you and give you some level of respect. You won't get that from me.
*Kalibak: YOU DARE!?

Granny Goodness: Oh I do, my little snicker-doodle. I can do more than dare if you need me to.

Darkseid: Am I interrupting something?

Granny Goodness: Lord Darkseid
Kalibak: Father

Darkseid: All of this conversation. For your sake, it had best yielded some favorable results. Report.

Granny Goodness: I have extracted all the information I believe the one called Gyrich has. It is very little I am afraid. He reports to a General Named Eiling and his directive has been to provide Meta-Human muscle when needed. After intense probing, I can assure you he knows nothing of whos trying to wake your wayward son.
Kalibak: Or perhaps you are incompetent. Give him to me father! I will pry any information from the human!

Darkseid: SILENCE. Granny knows not to fail me. If she says there is no information forthcoming from the human. then there is no information to be had.

Darkseid: Granny put Gyrich back on earth with an optical implant that he is unaware of. I want him monitored.
Granny Goodness: Yes my lord.

Kalibak: If he knows nothing, father. Then who would?

Darkseid: Find Vandal Savage. I wish to have an audience with him.

Uatu: I take you now to an undisclosed location hidden deep in the Valley of the Kings...

Uatu: The man known only as Krake has arrived at the resting place of En Sabah Nur. With no idea of how his role could alter the very fate of the entire planet.

Uatu: His lust for power, rivals that of his adopted father Cobra Commander. He knows his greatness is being stifled by Cobra Commander. He feels in his very soul. This is his chance. At least that is what Ozymandias has told him..

Ozymandias: Your comrades did not follow. ( The Plague took the money and remained behind) Do you not fear they will betray you?
Krake: I anticipated the fact that they would. The way I anticipated Cobra Commander having me covered in a nano-tracker. He will be here soon.
Ozymandias: Do you not fear the repercussions of your actions?
Krake: I fear nothing.

Ozymandias: Nothing? That will be decided sooner than later child.

Ozymandias: Steady yourself Krake.

Guard: اذكر هدفك أو تموت
Ozymandias: أنت تعرف من أنا عبد Guard:نعم. أنت الخائن الملعون

Uatu: What Krake couldn't decipher was Ozymandias wasn't someone welcomed in the temple.

Uatu: The Horsemen named Pythona stepped forward...

Pythona: انت تعرفني العبد
Guard: نعم موت سيدة
Pythona: ثم دعونا نمر. ربنا ينتظر

Pythona: Come mortal. He will not harm you.

Pythona: You have come so far. Don't hesitate now. Take my hand and fulfill your destiny.

Uatu: And with that. Krake took Pythonas hand and entered the belly of the beast...
***NOW***


Ozymandias: You now enter the Temple of hu aladhi yanju. *He who survives*

Krake: How vast is this place?
Ozymandias: Larger than you can fathom.

Krake: How much further?
Ozymandias: Soon young viper. We approach the great door soon.

Ozymandias: What is it you fear young viper?
Krake: You continue to attempt to bait me. It won't work. As I stated before. I fear nothing. I want to get to your master before the Commander arrives.
Ozymandias: Soon to be yours as well.
Krake: Doubtful.
Ozymandias: I once had your arrogance. All of us are humbled in our own time. usually when we least expect it. As far as Cobra Commander interfering.

Ozymandias: That is what Pythona, Nemesis, and Golobulus are by your side for. To protect you. They shall deal with the Commander if you so wish.

Ozymandias: That is what you wish, is it not?
Krake: .....He is like a father to me.
Ozymandias: But are you a son to him? In case you've forgotten. He has an heir.
Krake: ...He is weak.
Ozymandias: But his true son, nonetheless.
Krake: Accidents happen

Ozymandias: We have arrived.

Ozymandias: Beyond this door. You will stand in the presence of a living God.

Krake: I don't believe in God's Ozymandias. I see men, women, and aliens perform God-like feats every day. They all have a weakness and all of them can die.

Krake: Enough of this drivel conversation. It keeps me from my destiny.

Krake: OPEN the door...


Krake: Well?

Ozymandias: Did I mention a blood sacrifice must be made to open the door?
Krake: No. It seems that piece of information slipped your ancient mind. No matter. When Cobra Commander arrives, I will rectify this minor delay. If it's blood your master wants. I will see that is precisely what he gets.
TO BE CONTINUED...

[Itchweed]

Great episode. Even Granny Goodness? Darkseid is killer too. Can’t wait to see what is behind that door.

[Ponygt50]

Love the ‘set’ really epic! And I can’t wait to see what’s behind door number one!! :)

[Flint_rocks]

If Darkseid if going to get involved then this whole thing is about to go to another level!

[Loose Cannon]

We've been waiting for this moment for years. The Darkseid relationship with Apocalypse is something I am dying to see.

[samsson37]

*** LAST TIME ***


Osborne: It's been ages since I stepped through this door.

Deadshot: Love what ya did with the place Osborne
Killer Croc: Gross
Flag: DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.

Boomerang: Is there a reason why we're here?
Killer Frost: This place is as dirty as Boomer's apartment.
Boomerang: HEY!

Deadshot: Can we focus? Waller is going to kill us. Am I the only one worried about that?

Harley: Ooooooooooh
Flag: DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!

Harley: aaaaahhhhh comeooon!!!
Flag: Why are we here Osborne?
Osborn: That's Mr. President.
Flag: Sure. Why are we here? And where is here?

Osborn: It's an asset from my " former" life. We are in one of the many Goblin Lairs I had set up all over the world. You know. Just in case.

Flag: ummm yeah. So again. Why are we here?
Osborn: I need to get us back to the states. I'm securing our transportation and anonymity. Cant have Waller meddling with the team.
Flag: Funny you should say that. You let your whole team go and part of mine as well.

Osborn: My " team" has other places to be. YOUR team needed the fat trimmed. Extra components that weren't needed. The Ninjas, The Man-Ape, and of all people Killmonger. They served no purpose that wasn't already being met.
Flag: I lost Katana.
Osborn: I hadn't noticed. Oh well, I at least brought you, King Shark.

Flag: Yeah THANKS for that. We can all sleep better.
King Shark: King Shark is a shark...
Group: WE KNOW !!!!

Harley: I know I have ADHD...BUT did he ever answer why were here? Did I miss it?
Flag: No you didn't. Well, Osbourne?

Osborn: I told you while we were at the HAND compound. The reason you're here is simple. You're going to help me reclaim the Presidency

Osborn: How you ask? By exposing President Mewitt as a fraud he faked my assassination to gain his seat at the head of the table.

Osborn: Secondly help me topple the COBRA organization that had my son murdered. Why would you? Cause I will activate the neuro-spores you've been breathing in since we walked in. It has no effect on me of course. Did I miss anything?

Slice: This is Agent ORBACARED.

Slice: Does anyone copy?
TV#3334: It's an old code..but it still reads
TV#3335: Patch him through.

TV#3334: Go ahead ORBACARED.
Slice: Get this message to Cobra Commander The Eagle still lives. To send immediate backup to the location I am transmitting from. I will take care of the rest.
TV#3334: Copy that. Standby.

Slice: Soon Osborne. I will make you pay. I'll make you all pay...
**** NOW ****


Captain Boomerang: THIS IS BULLOCKS!!!

Harley Quinn: Nanaue why no matter what channel I turn to keep getting the same cop show?!
King Shark: King Shark is a Shark.

Captain Boomerang: Why am I here holdup in this dump like a sook? *Australian slang for a weak person*

Norman Osborne: As you can see Flag. Since my "death," the free world has been thrown into chaos. Ever since Mewett became the standing president days ago there has been a movement by Military Forces. Borovia, in Eastern Europe; Darklonia, Bulgaria, Serbia.
Ric Flag: Meaning what, exactly?

NO: Meaning while the cats are away the mice will play. We are potentially looking at the start of World War 3. But something needs to happen. Meaning COBRA and whoever they are aligned with must have something big in store to ignite this conflict.
Flag: Why do I feel you know more about this "plan" than you are letting on?
* Editors Note- The Entire plan to have Cobra attack the USA, and the Red Shadows in Europe to appear like "regular terrorist attacks were all orchestrated by Osborne and Cobra to profit using MARS and Extensive Enterprise to finance controlled Wars and get Osborne the Presidency again. He didn't realize Mewett (Col Courage made the same deal with Cobra behind Osborne's back)*

NO: Because you have worked under Waller too long and it's made you paranoid.Understandably so.
Flag: Maybe so. But she had her suspicions of you. She's no walk in the park. But rarely is she wrong.

CB: How much longer ??
Deadshot: Hey Boomer! Shut the fuq up !! I'm trying to nap over here!

CB: That's CAPTAIN Fuq'n BOOMERANG TO YOU YA PIKER!! Just because ya want to sit around like a lil girl waiting for mommy to come to get you doesn't mean I have to be ok with it mate!
Deadshot: I'm not your mate.

Norman O: Will you both be quiet? Your boss and I are trying to figure out the next move and it's becoming more difficult to do so with the likes of you prattling on like children!
Flag: Take a walk, Boomer!

Boomerang: Yeah yeah yeah!! I'm goin go drain the T-Rex!!!

CB: Don't try to follow me, Lawton. I don't need your help holding it !! hahaha hahaha!
Deadshot: Fuq you Owen!!!

Harley: Oh come on!! no sound! one channel! Whats goin on wit this stupid tv!!

Boomerang: Tell me to shut up. I'm Captain Fuq'n Boomerang...

CB: Captain is in my damn name. I should be the Captain of this team.

Harley: OOOOOooooooNow it's getting good there are more people showing up!!

Norman: What did the lunatic just say?
Flag: Harley...What did you just say?


Harley: This cop show, me and Kingy been watching. It was boring. But now all these coppers are showing up and ...
Norman: You idiot this isn't a show. This is the CCTV monitoring
outside!!

Katana: We got here too late.
Storm Shadow: So it appears..

Katana: Plan?
Storm Shadow: Let them kill each other, and the first chance we get, we get Osborne.

CB: I'm a G! A gangsta. That's why everyone hates me. All the greats have a target on their back.

Harley: Oooooh that explains why the building looks so familiar...Oh look there's Boomer taking a peepee!! Hey, guys look at all those cops!!

Flag: Harley...Hunnie..Those arent cops...

CB: I swear. I need some Bundaberg. This Kissui is going right through me!!

Norman: They found us...But how..
Harley: Isn't someone goin ta go warn Boomer they're behind him? I don't want him to die with his weewee out.


Flag: Yeahhhh... But first things first....Croc wakeup..Deadshot, Frost..we have company..
Norman Osborne: I should get my armor.
Flag: Good idea


Norman: I need a few minutes to armor up.
Flag: You better make it quick Osborne. We are about to have a whole lot of company.
Harley: I hope Boomer is ok.

CB: AAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhh!!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...

[Itchweed]

Excellent episode. Love the Harley bits and I wonder how the gang will get out of this one?

[Flint_rocks]

Oh this is going to be good

Suicide Squad = Thunderbolts

[Ponygt50]

Great episode buddy!! Nice tease with the cobra mech’s legs ;)