Cobra Commander Needs Your Help To Build a B.A.T. Army!

Xenomech · 07-30-2008, 10:18 PM

* * * A Message From Cobra Commander! * * *

I need your help...

...to build an army of battle android troopers to bring an end to the troublesome GI Joe team once and for all! There is an unfortunate scarcity of parts to build B.A.T.s in the region. I need YOU to send me battle android troopers!

In return for your loyalty in securing B.A.T.s for Cobra, I am willing to trade the following hostages, each preserved in an individual Cobra stasis-field:

Snake Eyes in Arctic Trooper gear (Canadian)
Roadblock (Canadian)
Flint in Tiger Force attire (Canadian x2)
Spirit Iron Knife (Canadian)
Lady Jaye (US)
Duke (US)

I am also willing to part with some of my less useful agents, if you would rather amuse yourself with them. HAAA hahahahahaha haaaaaaaa!

Python Patrol Officer (Canadian x3)
HISS Tank Driver (US x3, Canadian x2)
Viper (Canadian x8)
Buzzer (US)
Serpentor (US)
Zartan (US x2)
Baroness (Canadian)
Major Bludd (Canadian x2)
Cobra Commander w. Mass Device (Canadian) (An imposter!)

Of course, shipping hostages from my hidden base in the Canadian Shield is not cheap. As a preferred alternative, I am willing to pay a fair price for the securing and shipping of B.A.T.s to me. B.A.T.s. maybe be shipped loose to reduce shipping costs on your end. For the security of Cobra operations in the region, payment must be made to you via Paypal.

There is no time to waste!

Cobraaaaaaaaaa!

Zefram · 07-30-2008, 10:20 PM

Best trade thread EVER!

You get a free bump, my friend.

slowrey · 07-30-2008, 10:21 PM

once i get one for myself i will help u out

The Commander · 07-30-2008, 10:26 PM

Agreed best trade thread, laughed at it the whole time.

But, I don't have extra BATs...well, bump anyways!

mav55mdash · 07-30-2008, 10:37 PM

I wish I had a B.A.T to trade with you, this thread is awesome. bump

Headman · 07-30-2008, 10:42 PM

Is it legal to ship killer robots into Canada?

Monkeywrench · 07-30-2008, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zefram

Best trade thread EVER!

You get a free bump, my friend.

I agree

dgnr82 · 07-30-2008, 10:55 PM

This is without a doubt the best planned and layed out trade thread ever!!!

Cavbeast · 07-30-2008, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headman

Is it legal to ship killer robots into Canada?

I don't know, every time we send a person to ask, they never come back.

GunghosLipHair · 07-30-2008, 11:08 PM

I can say that xeno is an awesome guy and a great trader. He helped me out big time on hiss drivers. I wanted a certain amount for a pdd and over a couple of weeks he got them and we completed the trade. the man is trustworthy and keeps his end of the bargain. if i had any extra bats this is where they would go.

07-30-2008, 10:18 PM	#1
Xenomech Cobra Trooper Join Date: May 2008 Location: Winnipeg, MB Posts: 89	* * * A Message From Cobra Commander! * * * *I need your help...* ...to build an army of battle android troopers to bring an end to the troublesome GI Joe team once and for all! There is an unfortunate scarcity of parts to build B.A.T.s in the region. I need YOU to send me battle android troopers! In return for your loyalty in securing B.A.T.s for Cobra, I am willing to trade the following hostages, each preserved in an individual Cobra stasis-field: Snake Eyes in Arctic Trooper gear (Canadian) Roadblock (Canadian) Flint in Tiger Force attire (Canadian x2) Spirit Iron Knife (Canadian) Lady Jaye (US) Duke (US) I am also willing to part with some of my less useful agents, if you would rather amuse yourself with them. HAAA hahahahahaha haaaaaaaa! Python Patrol Officer (Canadian x3) HISS Tank Driver (US x3, Canadian x2) Viper (Canadian x8) Buzzer (US) Serpentor (US) Zartan (US x2) Baroness (Canadian) Major Bludd (Canadian x2) Cobra Commander w. Mass Device (Canadian) (An imposter!) Of course, shipping hostages from my hidden base in the Canadian Shield is not cheap. As a preferred alternative, I am willing to pay a fair price for the securing and shipping of B.A.T.s to me. B.A.T.s. maybe be shipped loose to reduce shipping costs on your end. For the security of Cobra operations in the region, payment must be made to you via Paypal. There is no time to waste! Cobraaaaaaaaaa! __________________ My Feedback Thread

07-30-2008, 10:21 PM	#3
slowrey kill 1 & 9 billio to go Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: auburn,maine Posts: 602	once i get one for myself i will help u out __________________ feedback http://www.hisstank.com/forum/showth...hlight=slowrey

07-30-2008, 10:26 PM	#4
The Commander The Boss Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 6,745	Agreed best trade thread, laughed at it the whole time. But, I don't have extra BATs...well, bump anyways! __________________ My eBay listings! B/S/T Listing Feedback

07-30-2008, 10:55 PM	#8
dgnr82 Cobra Blue Shirt Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Wakefield, RI Posts: 2,428	This is without a doubt the best planned and layed out trade thread ever!!! __________________ Check out the site for Star Wars, MOTU, Transformers, Video Games, CCG's, and Sportscards too!!!! Trade List :: Feedback :: Exen Coll. on Facebook Quote: Originally Posted by Shin Densetsu Toys R Us: "we hear ya fanboys, we don't want Arctic Destro either, hmmphh!"

07-30-2008, 11:01 PM	#9
Cavbeast Health Educator for ARBCO Join Date: May 2008 Location: Mt Morris, MI Posts: 800	Quote: Originally Posted by Headman Is it legal to ship killer robots into Canada? I don't know, every time we send a person to ask, they never come back. __________________ -------------------------------------------------------- "I wish you were triplets, so I could hit three of you!" Cobra Commander, Pyramid of Darkness, Part 5.

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