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08-20-2008, 09:57 PM | #1 |
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I'd forgotten how great the writing on this show could be when it was on its game.
"G.I. Joe" (1985) - Memorable quotes Some of my favs... Mainframe: Beach Head, I wanna talk to you about your deodorant Beachhead: What do you mean? I don't use deodorant! Mainframe: That's what I wanna talk to you about! Serpentor: Know that I am the one you seek! I am the one born to rule, destined to conquer! Let those who fear me follow me. Let those who oppose me die! For I am Serpentor, and this I command! [a polar bear has gone to sleep on board a G.I. Joe boat] Lady Jaye: You're not just gonna let him nap there, are you, Duke? Duke: I have a policy about ten foot bears. Lady, as far as I'm concerned, they can sleep anywhere they want! Buzzer: Say your prayers, Yank! [Gung Ho punches him] Gung Ho: Now I lay YOU down to sleep! Destro: The ion attractor generates forces strong enough to pull down the Aurora Borealis, the ions melt the ice, eventually raising the water level eighty feet around the world. Every coastal city will be flooded! And then with the world in chaos, Cobra strikes! Lady Jaye: Brilliant, Destro! I bet you'd take first prize at the science fair! Destro: Beware, Lady Jaye! With so sharp a tongue you could cut your own throat! Destro: Premature panic is the sign of an immature mind! Gung Ho: [shooting at dinosaur] C'mon, at least ACT like it hurts! Quick Kick: [using clippers to free Lady Jaye from mechanical tenticles; singing] I'm the Barber of Seville! [Talking about Sgt. Slaughter] Cobra Commander: That man has the constitutionality of a vending machine. Lifeline: Hey, Low-Light. Does it ever occur to you there might be an easier way of settling disputes? Low-Light: Yeah, Lifeline. It's called a gun! Man! Some of those would NEVER fly on cartoons these days. |
08-20-2008, 11:41 PM | #2 |
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from the GI joe Movie
Red Dog - "Look what dropped in fellas 170lbs of air pollution"
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08-21-2008, 10:36 PM | #3 |
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great thread.. very memorable quotes.. Ima try to think up a couple..
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08-21-2008, 10:38 PM | #4 |
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Sgt. Slaughter: When I'm through, scuzzbucket, they're gonna scrape you off the walls with a squeegee!
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08-21-2008, 10:47 PM | #5 |
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Leatherneck to Wet Suit: "We got a saying in the Marine Corps-'The most dangerous thing in the world is a green lietenant in the woods at night with a book of matches'."
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08-21-2008, 10:59 PM | #6 |
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Probably not memorable, but some of my favs.
(Lights! Camera! Cobra!) Cobra Commander "You saved me!" Destro "I saved a CUSTOMER." (The Movie) Monkeywrench "Hello, hello, hello." Law "Adios, adios, adios." BAM! (Cobra's Creatures) Flint "Sure. The canine corps chute is guaranteed to open wide at fifteen hundred feet." Mutt "Will he get his money back if it doesn't?" (The Funhouse) Bazooka "Darn. I swallowed my gum." Sab |
08-21-2008, 11:00 PM | #7 |
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[Law's dog, Order, goes to find a bomb]
Beachhead: This is supposed to be your test, Law! Law: Hey, Law and Order is a team. He finds the bombs, I drive the car. We tried it the other way but it didn't work! |
08-21-2008, 11:03 PM | #8 |
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(From MASS Device)
Duke (after nearly getting hit by plane): I'm gonna kick the mustard out of that crazy hotdog! |
08-21-2008, 11:07 PM | #9 |
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How about the classic:
"I am the viper, I came to vipe your vindows." And from the movie: Beach-head: You six rawhides, you're gonna learn soldiering, and - hey, there's only five of you. Where is that gold-plated goof-off, 'Lt. Falcon'? Jinx: Terrific question! Big Lob: Man said he has some errands to do. Go to the tailor, wallpaper his footlocker... weird stuff. Tunnel Rat: I think he had a date or something.
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08-21-2008, 11:09 PM | #10 |
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And where was this one from? Dreadnoks sitting in a cell: Torch "Four aces. I win!" Buzzer "I've got one too!" Ripper "So do I, you bloomin' cheater!" Sab Last edited by Saboteur; 08-21-2008 at 11:13 PM.. |
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