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Psychopaths or Idiots
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12-08-2022, 08:27 PM
Yeet
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Join Date: Feb 2019
Posts: 10,010
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Griff
Hell no! Patrick would be AWESOME to work with.
McDERMOTT: Hey. Allen! Congratulations on the Hisstank account.
ALLEN: Thank you, Baxter.
BRYCE: Listen, Paul. Toy hunt?
ALLEN: Call me.
Hands him a carded Walmart retro Duke
BRYCE: How about Friday?
ALLEN: No can do. Got a res at eight-thirty at Target. Great Python Patrol cobras.
There is a stunned silence as he walks away and sits in a corner of the room, ostentatiously studying figure checklists.
CLOSE-UP on Bateman's face, cold with hatred.
BRYCE (whispering): Jesus. Target? On a Friday night? How'd he swing that?
McDERMOTT (whispering): I think he's lying.
Bateman takes out his wallet and pulls out a carded Retro Collection O-ring Duke
BRYCE (suddenly enthused): What's that, an O-ring?
BATEMAN: New retro figure. What do you think?
McDermott lifts it up and examines the cardback carefully.
McDERMOTT: Whoa. Very nice. Take a look.
He hands it to Van Patten.
BATEMAN: Picked them up from Pulse yesterday.
VAN PATTEN: Good coloring.
BATEMAN: That's vintage styled. And the logo includes A Real America Hero on it.
McDERMOTT (envious): The ARAH tagline?
VAN PATTEN: It is very cool, Bateman. But that's nothing.
[He pulls a carded 1991 Duke out of his wallet and slaps it on the
table.]
VAN PATTEN: Look at this.
They all lean forward to inspect it.
BRYCE: That's really nice.
Bateman clenches his fists beneath the table, trying to control his anxiety.
VAN PATTEN: 8.6 condition with an unpunched hanger.
(Turning to Bateman)
What do you think?
BATEMAN (barely able to breathe, his voice a croak): Nice.
BRYCE (holding the figure up to the light): Jesus. This is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
Bateman stares at his own carded Joe and then enviously at McDermott's.
BATEMAN (V.O.): I can't believe that Price prefers McDermott's card to mine.
Bryce: But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet.
He holds up his own carded Joe.
BRYCE: Spring launcher, desert sand camo...
BATEMAN (choking with anxiety): Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen?s card.
Bryce pulls a carded Joe in a clear case from an inside coat pocket and holds it up for their inspection: "AFA GRADED 9.8 CONDITION 1984 DUKE (v1)." Bateman swallows, speechless. The sound in the room dies down and all we hear is a faint heartbeat as Bateman stares at the magnificent card.
BATEMAN (V.O.): Look at that subtle tan coloring. The tasteful retro design of it. Oh my God, it even has a mail in sticker...
His hand shaking, Bateman lifts up the card and stares at it
until it fills the screen. He lets it fall. The sound returns to normal.
CARRUTHERS: Is something wrong? Patrick...you're sweating.
Last edited by Yeet; 12-08-2022 at
08:31 PM
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