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THE INITIATIVE Dio-Story
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09-25-2021, 11:08 PM
samsson37
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Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: baldwinsville new york
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***LAST TIME***
Greenshirt#777: St..st..stay back!
*Custom Anaconda by Dravenheart
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaconda_(character
)
Anaconda : Or what? Ya gunna pee on me (hahahahahahahaha)
Sgt Slaughter: Ma'am. I am gunna ask you one time to step away from that soldier.
Anaconda: Oh? And whos askin?
Sgt Slaughter: Sgt Slaughter. Drill Instructor and overall butt-kicker for GI. JOE.
Anaconda: I'll deal with you later soldier. Sit tight. Tell me more Sgt?
Anaconda: Tell me MORE about this "butt-kicking" You do. I've done some butt-kickin in my time. You have my attention.
Sgt Slaughter: Listen, lady. And I use that loosely. You have assaulted military personal, trespassed on Top-secret Government property, and your ugly.
Sgt Slaughter: And as much as I'd like to wave this pop gun at-cha and you surrender. I know that ain't gunna happen. So I figure we do it the old fashion way. down and dirty.
Anaconda: I agree. Let's make a bet. You last 5 minutes and I'll let you and the soldier go. I'll leave. But if you don't well ...ya know
Anaconda: To be fair. I'll give you the first shot... Deal?
Sgt Slaughter: errrrrhmmmm...YOU'RE ON!
Sgt Slaughter: One thing. Mama always told me to be a gentleman. So ladies first.
Anaconda: How noble of you.
Greenshirt#777: SARGE WATCHOUT FOR HER...
Sgt Slaughter: Awww sh...
Sgt Slaughter: Stretchy arms.....gross....
Sgt Slaughter: So you got stretchy arms. Got it. I'm dealing with a cheater.
Anaconda: It's not cheating Sgt. We didn't make a rule about not using one's gifts.
Sgt Slaughter: Fair enough.
Sgt Slaughter: We'll file that under "dirty boxing" Hope that wasn't your best. My grandma Petunia hits harder than that and she's 80!
Anaconda: I'm sure. Your turn Sgt. tick tock...
Sgt: RIGHT! Let's do this !!!
Anaconda: That was adorable. You're so cute.
Anaconda: If I didn't have to kill you. I might've taken you out for a drink.
Sgt Slaughter: I'm not that easy lady.
Anaconda: Good. I love it when a man plays hard to get...
Anaconda: I believe it's my turn...
Sgt Slaughter:uuuuuugghh
Sgt Slaughter: OOOF !
Sgt Slaughter:Ahhh
Anaconda: Well I'll give credit where credit is due hun. You are tough I'll give you that
Anaconda: Looook at you. Still getting up. I like it.
Sgt Slaughter: I......I can do this all day. Anandacanda: I bet.
Anaconda: As much as I'd like to test your "stamina" I am on the clock
Anaconda: We have to wrap this up.
Sgt Slaughter: Bring it
Anaconda: I do love a man that knows what he wants..
Sgt Slaughter: Well you did imply you like it rough.
Sgt Slaughter: Well I always aim to...
Sgt Slaughter: PLEASE !!!!
Sgt Slaughter: GIVE UP LADY !!!
Anaconda: You're funny too.
Sgt Slaughter: Listen ya freak !!! Just stay down!! GEEEESH!!
Anaconda: I'm sorry babe. no can do. Again this has been fun. I've decided I won't kill you cause you're just soooo cute. BUT
Anaconda: ENOUGH is..
Anaconda: ENOUGH!
Anaconda: OK. NOW I have to hurt ya.
Sgt Slaughter: Like I said I can do this all day.
The Eel: Yeah about that!
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Edward_Lavell_(Earth-616
)
Eel: I know you like playing with your food anaconda. But we need to go. These Joes are putting up resistance and Viper is ordering us, Society members, to regroup at the coordinates I just received.
Anaconda: Fine. I'm taking him with me.
Eel: Whatever...
**Sgt Slaughter was captured after his first-round loss to The Serpent Society. During his fight with Anaconda, Sarge was blindsided by Serpent Society Member The Eel.**
HYDRA Troop#145: Stop dragging your feet!
Sgt Slaughter: Reeeal tough while I'm tied up. huh?
Sgt Slaughter: You guys may have sucker-punched us and I bet you're feeling really big and bad right now huh? It's only a bloody nose Goose-steppers. Wait until round #2
Eel: This guy can't be serious? WHO talks like this in real life? I thought Captain America was cheesy. Let me shock this a$$hole again, please?
Anaconda: Nah. We are on a time schedule cant drag him right now.
HYDRA Troop#144: We are almost at the pickup location. ..
HYDRA Trooper#144: Thought I saw movem...
Sgt Slaughter: HEH...
Anaconda: What's so funny?
Sgt Slaughter: Wait for it...
Eel: WHAT THE HELL !!!???
Sgt Slaughter: Why don't you go lend a hand dirty bag.
Eel: SHUT UP!
Sgt Slaughter: Too late.
Sgt Slaughter: I'd drop the gun and run if I was you fritz.
Eel: Go....go check it out...
Sgt Slaughter: Yeah YOU do that fritz..
HYDRA Troop # 143: SURRENDer....
HYDRA Troop#145: HE'S DEAD!! What's that?
Eel: A football? Someone just killed him with a football?!
Anaconda: Get ready for anything you two.
Sgt Slaughter: Understatement of the year lady...
Eel: What the?! It was rigged*cough* with a *cough* Gas grenade!
HYDRA Troop: I CANT SEE!!! AAAAHHH!!
The Fridge: We gunna do this the easy or hard way? Let my boy go.
Eel: Not gunna happen tough guy.
The Fridge: Hard way it is...
Sgt Slaughter: Your buddy couldn't hit the ocean with a rock
Anaconda: Perhaps. But your friend will soon tire and when he does...
Eel: STAND STILL!!!
The Fridge: UUUhhh...
Fridge: Got ta be quicker than that sparky!!
Anaconda: All it will take is one direct hit and he's a goner.
Sgt Slaughter: Easier said than done lady. That there is the Fridge. It's gunna take a lot more than some static cling to put him down!
Anaconda: It worked on you.
Sgt Slaughter: It was a sneak attack lady
Fridge: Ok you've had your fun...
Fridge: Now it's my turn!
Fridge: Hut hut!!!
Eel: Are you crazy?!
***NOW***
The Eel: HURTS DONT IT BIGBOY? MADE A MISTAKE TOUCHING ME!!!
HEY SARGE! HOPE YOU LIKE EXTRA CRISPY!hahahahahaha
Anaconda: Looks like your rescuer is about to be well done.
Sgt Slaughter: Just the start of the fourth lady. COME'ON FRIDGE!!! GET UP!!!
The Eel: He might be able to hear ya sarge. But I think his eardrums have already ruptured. Too bad. I'll put him out his misery now
Fridge: I'm not done yet!
ArchAngel: Clear.
Cable: That's a plus. Almost to the junction box.
Constantine: Am I the only one that's noticed no one is around? We have been trouncing all around this bloody place and haven't seen a soul.
Cable: Two reasons. One. We entered during a shift change. Two this wing of the Asylum isn't really used. Only a few patients are leftovers here. Mainly to be forgotten.
Nurse Judy: Dr. All patients are relatively calm tonight. The sedative in the drinking water as well as the toothpaste is working wonderfully.
https://en.Wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_Strange
Dr. Hugo Strange: As it should. I had no doubts. LT Smith. What can I do for you?
LT Smith: Dr. I wanted to inform you that we have to silent alarm trips. One in access tunnel #15 and the other in hall wall #250.
DHS: Yes. I am quite aware LT. I'm keeping an eye on hallway #250. Nurse Judy. bring them up on the main screens.
Cable: Where here. I'm tapping into the junction box. This will put a loop of these hallways on their monitors so we can move around undetected.
Constantine: Undet....Why didn't you just have me cast an invisibility spell?
ArcAngel: You can do that?
Constantine: Can I? Of course I can do that. I could have teleported us right to where we needed to be if our noble leader would be privy with that information.
Cable: I would if I fully trusted you, John. And I don't. Besides we're all set.
Dr.Hugo Strange: How humorous. They think they are all set. They think they are overriding our monitors. Judging by body language. Those two don't get along. Fascinating
Constantine: I swear if I get killed on this lil espionage mission. I will without a shadow of a doubt haunt you forever.
ArcAngel: I have to agree with the drunk.
Cable: Cute. Let's go. His cell is this way.
***ELSEWHERE***
The Eel: This last zap will do it.
Mercer: HEY! Step away from The Fridge!
Big Lob: And FREE THE SARGE WHILE YOU AT IT!!
Mercer: Sarge you good!?
Sgt Slaughter: PEACHY!!
The Eel: Why not come a lil closer tough guy.
Mercer: That's ok. I can shoot you in the kneecaps from here.
Anaconda: Careful. or risking hitting your friends.
Mercer: What the hell? What now?
Taurus: Taurus says "shoot now"
The Eel: Reinforcements..you guys are dead now.
Big Lob: Do we shoot?
Mercer: Can't get a clean shot on the big bytch with all these flashing lights. Hold
Rock Python: Took me forever to find you. Playtime is over. Job is done we pulling out. They got bigger plans for this place.
Anandaconda: Prisoners?
Rock Python: They don't want any
Anaconda: *sigh*, Of course, they don't..Well-beloved. Another time and place.
Sgt Slaughter: Go to H..
The Eel: You got lucky soldier boy. If I ever see any of you again...its on.
Mercer: BET ON THAT!!! I'm gunna kill him...
Sgt Slaughter: Yeah payback will be forthcoming.
Taurus: Easy. Be easy Fridge sir. We will get you medical attention.*
Fridge: Jus...just need a minute. I'll be fine.
Fridge: You good sarge?
Sgt Slaughter: I'm good, Thanks to these rawhides showing up. Speaking of. Are you gonna cut me loose?
Mercer: Yeah soon as you explain what all the extra affection was about.
Sgt Slaughter: Not sure what you're getting at Mercer.
Mercer: Let's just say Sarge that was a whole lot of TLC for a P.O.W.
Big Lob: Man..technical foul on the play. Unsportsman likes conduct, Mercer.
Mercer: Yeah. Well, I call it as I see it.
DHS:Hmmmmm. This reminds me of a poem..How does it go? Ah yes... *"Will you walk into my parlor?" said a spider to a fly; " 'Tis the prettiest little parlor that ever you did spy. The way into my parlor is up a winding stair, And I have many pretty things to show when you are there." "Oh no, no!" said the little fly, "to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair can ne'er come down again."
"I'm sure you must be weary, with soaring up so high, Will you rest upon my little bed?" said the spider to the fly. "There are pretty curtains drawn around, the sheets are fine and thin; And if you like to rest awhile, I'll snugly tuck you in." "Oh no, no!" said the little fly, "for I've often heard it said, They never, never wake again, who sleep upon your bed!"
Said the cunning spider to the fly, "Dear friend, what shall I do, To prove the warm affection I've always felt for you? I have, within my pantry, a*good store of all that's nice; I'm sure you're very welcome—will you please to take a slice?" "Oh no, no!" said the little fly, "kind sir, that cannot be," I've heard what's in your pantry, and I do not wish to see."
The spider turned him roundabout*and went into his den, For well he knew, the silly fly would soon come back again: So he wove a subtle web, in a little corner, sly, And set his table ready, to dine upon the fly. Then he went out to his door again, and merrily did sing, "Come hither, hither, pretty fly, with the pearl and silver wing; Your robes are green and purple---there's a crest upon your head; Your eyes are like the diamond bright, but mine are dull as lead."
Alas, alas! how very soon this silly little fly, Hearing his wily, flattering words, came slowly flitting by; With buzzing wings she hung aloft, then near and nearer drew, Thinking only of her brilliant eyes, and green and purple hue:— Thinking only of her crested head, poor foolish thing!—At last Up jumped the cunning Spider, and fiercely held her fast.
He dragged her up his winding stair, into his dismal den, Within his little parlour—but she ne'er came out again! —And now, dear little children, who may this story read, To idle, silly, flattering words, I pray you ne'er give heed: Unto an evil counselor, close heart, and ear, and eye, And take a lesson from this tale, of the Spider and the Fly. — Mary Howitt (1829)
Nurse Judy: That was beautiful
DHS: I agree
LT Smith: Uhhh yeah right. So what do you want me to do with the intruders.
DHS: Nothing yet with these three. I want to hear what they have to say to that special patient. The one in the sewer. Dispose of them.
DHS: I've taken a fancy to this one. I need to learn more. We need a session. Bring me my pretty little fly.
LT Smith: Yes Dr.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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