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05-02-2021, 01:30 PM
Bujo
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You guys are just salty because y'all misunderstood the promotional material. The SABOTAGED Replicator that caused a major explosion, generating ripples of energy so powerful they created a SINGULARITY event in time and space resulting in multiple time breaches within our universe. That's not a sales pitch, that was an actual event in the Lanard factory. Lanard's toys, much like Schrodinger's cat, both exist and don't exist simultaneously until they're observed. Just because Willie didn't manifest in your reality's Walmart doesn't mean they didn't manifest in thousands of other alternate reality Walmart's. Y'all need to understand that Lanard has gone quantum. Why distribute product thru one Australia when they can distribute product thru thousands of Australias?
But fear not my friends, just because Lanard toys didn't manifest in your reality doesn't mean you've lost all purchasing opportunities. Remember, the Sugar Creek Missouri Lanard Warehouse, which has more variety and variations than anything else similar, occupies a singular point thru space and time, and from The Day After Thanksgiving through Christmas eve sales Lanard product to ALL realities. Is this answer going to please everyone or anyone? Probably not, but well....fuck y'all's non-Lanard materializing reality.
Now, there is one other option. Thanks to the advancement of advanced technology, Ollie's is now an exclusive retailer of all of Lanard's interdimentional surplus inventory. So there's a chance you can buy the left over product all the other yous didn't want to buy. So don't feel so glum. There's lots of possible future opportunities to buy or not buy existing or non-existing Lanard product assuming your reality doesn't collapse into a well of infinite gravity.
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