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THE INITIATIVE Dio-Story
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03-07-2021, 08:00 AM
samsson37
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*** SUB-SECTION 4 ***
Greenshirt#777: St..st..stay back!
*Custom Andaconda by Dravenheart
https://marvel
. fandom . com/wiki/Blanche_Sitznski_(Earth-616) Andaconda : Or what? Ya gunna pee on me (hahahahahahahaha)
Sgt Slaughter: Ma'am. I am gunna ask you one time to step away from that soldier.
Anaconda: Oh? And whos askin?
Sgt Slaughter: Sgt Slaughter. Drill Instructor and overall butt-kicker for GI. JOE.
Anaconda: I'll deal with you later soldier. Sit tight. Tell me more Sgt?
Anaconda: Tell me MORE about this "butt-kicking" You do. I've done some butt-kickin in my time. You have my attention.
Sgt Slaughter: Listen, lady. And I use that loosely. You have assaulted military personal, trespassed on Top-secret Government property, and your ugly.
Sgt Slaughter: And as much as I'd like to wave this pop gun at-cha and you surrender. I know that ain't gunna happen. So I figure we do it the old fashion way. down and dirty.
Anaconda: I agree. Let's make a bet. You last 5 minutes and I'll let you and the soldier go. I'll leave. But if you don't well ...ya know
Anaconda: To be fair. I'll give you the first shot... Deal?
Sgt Slaughter: errrrrhmmmm...YOU'RE ON!
Sgt Slaughter: One thing. Mama always told me to be a gentleman. So ladies first.
Anaconda: How noble of you.
Greenshirt#777: SARGE WATCHOUT FOR HER...
Sgt Slaughter: Awww sh...
***MEANWHILE***
Dart: This is Dart! Come in ! Does anyone hear me?
*** ELSEWHERE SAME LEVEL ***
Rampart: These guys are everywhere..
Recoil: We need to get to one of the emergency evac locations so we can regroup with other survivors.
Rampart: And we will Recoil. Soon as we trim some of the fat and get some payback for fallen Joes.
*** SAME MOMENT ***
Hydra solider: Gotcha now t*nto !!
Dart: OOOfff.
Hydra Soldier: was zur Hölle?! * German*
Dart: Hi
Hydra Solider: NIEN NIEN !!!
Recoil: What the hell?
Rampart: Don't know, Don't care
Rampart: But I won't look a gift horse in the mouth. Short controlled burst now!!
Recoil: Copy that!
Recoil: CLEAR!!
Rampart: DART!!! WHAT'S THE 411 buddy?
Dart: I've killed 7 of these infiltrators and there seems to be no end in sight. And unless COBRA has a new fashion consultant. Were being attacked by HYDRA forces.
**** MEANWHILE ****
Sgt Slaughter: Stretchy arms.....gross....
Sgt Slaughter: So you got stretchy arms. Got it. I'm dealing with a cheater.
Anaconda: It's not cheating Sgt. We didn't make a rule about not using one's gifts.
Sgt Slaughter: Fair enough.
Sgt Slaughter: We'll file that under "dirty boxing" Hope that wasn't your best. My grandma Petunia hits harder than that and she's 80! Anaconda: I'm sure. Your turn Sgt. tick tock...
Sgt: RIGHT! Let's do this !!!
Anaconda: That was adorable. You're so cute.
Anaconda: If I didn't have to kill you. I might've taken you out for a drink.
Sgt Slaughter: I'm not that easy lady.
Anaconda: Good. I love it when a man plays hard to get...
Anaconda: I believe it's my turn...
TO BE CONTINUED..
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