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02-08-2021, 11:44 PM
Blackacre
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WRT G.I. Joe. Apparently the 6 inch crew has joined the Valaverse Action Force. Turns out they've been under mind control since roughly 1996 when the government expanded upon their LSD mind control initiative and started "blue force tracker" (BFT) out of water towers spread across the country. Those blue comm devices near their heads were developed by a secret group located in San Francisco and they were subliminally programming the Joe team to do awful things.
Frankly, it was dumb luck that snapped them out of it. When they bivouacked in Washington state recently on a training mission the batteries in BFT degraded because the rubber seals protecting the components had failed. While on a take down op that was orchestrated by Sneak Peek, Gung Ho was securing Destro and noticed in the reflection off Destro's head that his tattoo and hat were somehow not right.
It was a perfect storm.
Sneak Peek might have been able to keep control of the team, but when his Covid-19 took him down that night he left his laptop open and logged in. Duke discovered Sneak Peek's latest after action report was up, revealing that this was the 432nd time that they had taken down Cobra and Destro, that the scheduled BFT team reset was go for the next day, and that home base had made the same mistake he (Sneak Peek) had warned about with regard to not supplying the USMC cover to Gung Ho. Duke snapped the team out of the fog, and realized they've been under the control of a mole in the team, Sneak Peek.
That's how the team started to re-form and eventually lead to them forming up in Texas. I'm happy to report that Gung Ho told me the other day that he's got an appointment to get that proto nazi tattoo erased and will be getting the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor tout suite. Bravo Zulu to him.
YoJoe, It's Time for Action.
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