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10-24-2020, 07:30 PM
samsson37
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***Hello Everyone. This is a Halloween Special.
It will be done in three parts. First being now and then later in the week part two...Hope you enjoy***
The Dreadnoks tired of being in hiding and nursing their wounds decided to visit a bar recommended by one of their newer members Storm Ryder.
Feeling betrayed by Cobra Commander and not knowing the whereabouts of Zartan; Zarana, Zandar, and Zanya formulate a plan on what to do next.
Thrasher: $100 bucks I can hit a bullseye from here.
Gnawgahyde: I'll match that. Do you want in Zan?
Zanzibar: You bet ya a$$ I do
Zarana: This is s*it utter s*it. We've been hiding for days. No word from Zartan and for all accounts and purposes it seems that Cobra wants us dead. I'm tired of laying low. With the country up in arms over all this s*it. I think it's a good time for us to rob a bank and make it to Mexico.
Zandar: I can't say I don't disagree with you sister. But I also want some good ole' fashion payback on COBRA and GI Joe. I do fully agree that with all the chaos around this a fuq'n great time to pad our pockets with a bank heist.
Zanya: AM I THE ONLY ONE AT THIS TABLE that is concerned with MY FATHERS whereabouts? I mean yes we are all aware of how it is when he goes deep cover. But this is bizarre even for him. Not to mention Cobra tried to kill us. Doesn't that mean his life could be in danger also? Shouldn't we warn him? Shouldn't we try to have all of us together if we're trying to get to Mexico?
Zanya: Cobra Commanders' plan is crazy. Look at the news. People blowing up, planes falling from the sky due to explosions, it's the damn end of the world. Cobra Commander very well might have started World War 3.
Zarana: No lie there. But we can't concern ourselves with Zartan or that. We have to concern ourselves with the obvious. We need to get out of the United States
Burnout: You've had enough RoadPig
RoadPig: *hick..hick* I have *hick* not...well maybe. But Donald..Donald wants another drink!!!
Burnout: Well tell Donald I said fuq no
Torch: I tell'ya Ima be glad when we can get back to da swamp! When ya think that maybe Buzza?
Buzzer: I don't know. But I fell the same way. Dis stuff has gotten bigger than us it has.
Monkeywrench: This new guy ain't half bad. He found us this place. the beer those cobra jackoffs had was s*it.
Ripper: Yeah I hope da twins and da brat come up with somethin for us to do soon. Before I start thinkin about killin Thrasher again
Man in suit: Interesting clientele tonight.
Bartender: Yeah. But the fryers down and all my normals are scared to come. With people exploding and all. Need the business. Did you dye the white in your hair?
Man in suit: I get your point. What's this YOU need the business...need I remind you. I mean... Don't you feel weird..well you know? And I'm trying something new. The white streak made me feel old
Bartender: You are old.
Man in suit: Couldn't meet me downtown
Bartender: Ehhh too swanky
Gnaw Hey..the old-timer in the spiffies puttin a move on the bartender.
Thrasher: He don't stand a chance.
Gnaw: And you do?
Thrasher: I could make that tart mine if I wanted. What's that stuffed shirt got that I ain't got Gnaw: Money Thrasher: I got money!
Gnaw: His own. Not daddies money
Thrasher: $50 I'll hav'er beggin for my "Thunda machine"
Gnaw: Deal
Zanzibar: I want in on this
Thrasher: Deal
Gnaw: Go get'er Romeo
Zanzibar: har har har
Man in Suit: So why did ya bring me down to this lowbrow establishment?
Bartender: I wanted to talk to you about what's going on. Don't you feel the disruption? Some kind of evil has been unleashed and frankly, my skin is crawling
Man in Suit: Yes. I have felt it. But I'm not sure what exactly it is. I have my suspicions but without concrete evidence.
Thrasher: Hey baby.
Bartender: Can I help you?
Thrasher: You sure can. What's ya name suga?
Bartender: Nun-ya... What can I get you to drink?
Gnaw: He ain't gonna get in her naughties.
Zanzibar: He ain't neva got in any broads naughties unless his mama given berth counts
Gnaw: hahahahahahahaha
Bartender: let's try this again..what are you drinking?
Thrasher: You're bathwater pretty lady. Do you know how lucky you are?
Bartender: No. But I have a feeling you're going to tell me
Thrasher: Sexy and smart. Just like me. So I was telling my mates how lucky you were that I decided to come to talk to you. I was telling them that there's no way you'd be interested in this geezer standing here
Man in Blue-suit: Excuse me? Old geezer?
Thrasher: Yeah..don't sweat it, gramps. I'm here ta save the day
Thrasher: So like I was saying you are blessed enough to be in the presence of a real desperado. A lone wolf
Bartender: But you're here with an entire gang? You cant be a lone wolf.
Thrasher: As an Alpha in the pack. I stand alone. I'm not with them. They are with me. catch my drift gorgeous.
Thrasher: I'm wanted man-baby. And I don't mean just by the ladies. I mean the law. 50 states including Puerto Rico and in 9 countries.
Bartender: Only 9?
Thrasher: 9? I meant to say 15. Hell, just a few days ago I and my gang made some feds take a dirt nap. I am the real Clyde. Want to be my Bonnie?
Man in Blue-suit: For the LOVE of the Queen would you SHUT-UP you delusional pie hole you vile sod!!!
Thrasher: What the hell did you just say to me? You disrespecting me fool?
Thrasher: Me and my lady here was tryin to have a conversation. But you want to keep interrupting us, Grandpa. Now you want to disrespect me in front of her. I aint lettin that slide. Any last words?
Man in Blue- Suit: Yes actually
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Jason_Blood_(Prime_Earth
)
Jason Blood: “Change! Change, O form of man! Release the might from fleshy mire! Boil the blood in heart of fire!
Jason Blood: Gone! Gone, the form of man!
TO BE CONTINUED....
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