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08-23-2019, 03:42 PM
Rangeviper88
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Whooooooo! We got this one beat dudes, one more holiday and we're smooth sailing till Thanksgiving!
So I stopped at the liquor store on the way home and ran into a cute little chubby lady. She was all tatted up which made her even more interesting, and her tats looked pretty good so I asked her where she goes. We talked for a bit cause I'm genuinely looking for a new artist, but she was also hot so it was a good reason to talk anyway. We said our goodbyes but I could tell she wanted more, cause of course who wouldn't want more of Tex. So I went on my way to walmart to pick up my groceries, which by the way online ordering and store pickup is freakin awesome. But guess who I run into, little miss chubby tats! She works at the Wal-Mart I pick up from and she's heartbroken that this big hunk of man is already hitched. Maybe one day Mrs Tex will finally agree to a sister wife situation, then it's off to walmart!
Great story. Well if Mrs. Tex ever does agree you know where to find miss chubby tats.
Itch is going to be heartbroken.
Tex is the new HBK
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