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12-15-2018, 03:14 PM
Itchweed
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Join Date: Oct 2009
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I’m here live with Brian at Bass Pro Shop. Brian is here looking for a camo shirt for his girlfriend. His girlfriend hates the outdoors but Brian hates shopping so she will take what she gets. Brian’s favorite fast food burger is the Big Mac. Brian’s favorite Joe is Outback. Brian hasn’t heard of the Tank or the Crew. He is however familiar with planking. He doesn’t watch YouTube videos but he says when they make a kill they plank on the tailgate holding its head to celebrate. Brian says shopping is for girls but he feels like Bass Pro makes him a man. He is an avid hunter and fisherman. When asked why he is dating a girl that hates what he likes he said he has a fine ass that she loves. I didn’t check to see if he was right but he’s like 5’8” 300 pounds so I doubt his statement. He asked why I had so many weird questions and I told him I was a reporter for The Late Night Crew on the Tank. He then said “ I bet a lot of people want to be interviewed”. I’m not so sure about that either. I asked where his girl was and he said shopping with her friends. He wasn’t invited and said they better not be going to the strip club. I asked if there are any male strip clubs around and he said he didn’t know, but the girls have gone to girl strip clubs before then she gets home and wants to make “sweet lovins”. So he’s afraid his girl likes girls and guys. I said Happy Holidays and good luck with the girl.
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