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10-22-2009, 10:23 AM
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Suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome as a result of what happened to him in the first 2 Home Alone Movies the Mac never managed to make it out of Mom and Dad's house and lives there to this day albeit in the basement.
The stress of a 30 something year old son pissing his life away on illegal narcotics, X-Box 360, comic books, cartoons, toys and still living at home to boot has put a tremendous strain on Mom and Dad's relationship. They have reached their breaking point and a romantic getaway may be the only thing that can save their marriage.
"Son, your Mom and I have decided to go on vacation.", says Dad.
"Really, where are we going?", asks the Mac.
"No son, JUST your Mom and I!"
Cue trademark double slaps to cheeks scream and we're away.
The only person the Mac can think of to help him get through the week is his trusted dealer, played by Snoop Dogg who quickly takes over the family home.
"Hey Snoop, what's the umbrella for?"
"Fah-drizzle."
Mom calls the Mac to check up, who conceals the chaos that has erupted at the family homestead for fear it may cut their vacation short and lead to divorce, to which Dad replies; "Get off the phone, we're supposed to be on vacation!"
The Wet Bandits are released from jail after serving their time and go to the house looking for a lead on the Mac so they can exact their revenge only to discover he still lives there.
Will the Mac be able to get his dealer out of the house, fend off an all out attack by the Wet Bandits, and clean up after the big party sequence at the end of the movie during which said attack takes place all before Mom and Dad get home and without raising any suspicions that may jeopardize their vacation?
Find out in Home Alone 4!
Featuring the original cast and a special appearance by the kid from Home Alone 3 as one of Snoop's other customers.
God, LOVE IT!
I will see this movie a dozen times just to see the MAC stung out on a meth-crack combo.
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