NetworkTFW2005 - TransformersHissTank - GI JoeToyark - Action Figures and Toys  
G.I. Joe T-Shirts The Toyark - Toy News and Discussion

Go Back   HissTank.com > GI Joe News > All G.I. Joe News > G.I. Joe Movie
Home G.I. Joe News Forum Register Members List Social Groups Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

G.I. Joe Rise Of Cobra Movie Cobra Commander Video Review

Posted on 07-02-2009 at 06:02 PM by Shin Densetsu
Credit: xSEANxLONGx of the Hiss Tank Forums!
Views: 843
Reply To Article DISCUSSION: (Jump To This Thread On The Boards)
xSEANxLONGx:
RockinHard:
    Laugh-inducing review. And I know it wasn't intentional.
Cold Slither:
    I just couldn't get through it.
G.I.Eddie:
    damn you guys for making me WANT to watch this...(under breath) stupid RoC, mother @#*%'n, no good, piece of @&*# rak'n frak'n...
G.I.Eddie:
    you guys suck...how bout a warning?!...35 seconds...i couldn't take anymore...lol...

    no offence Sean...
Firefly007:
    Did you happen to see my poll? Enough said....
A.V.A.C.:
    pretty damn funny and entertaining, thanks sean!
xSEANxLONGx:
    Thanks Guys! I am SUPER Excited for the New Movie and I got Destro & New Cobra Commander in this toy line and he's Amazing! So much detail and articulation. This toy line will be better than that the Wolverine and Terminator Salvation toy line put together and behind the ROTF Toy Line. I'm a big GI Joe Fan and it was about time I join this site YO JOE!
erikyurk:
    I will definitely buy this figure before i buy the accelerator suit armor joes. That's not saying much. In Joe 2, if there is a Joe 2, put a hood on the commander and ditch the accelerator suits!
tycondrius:
    that was friggin hilarious. but i like the fact you get to see him outa his box . he does look pretty cool tho i've yet to see anyone remove that mask from the front of his face to show whats underneath .
    he does have some great custom potential to. btw wasn't there a version of CC with pipes on him ? weres that one gone ?
MLos1:
    NO offense...but i could not watch this thing all the way through...his voice and his reading ability were killing me.
Tomahawk:
    i always enjoy watching seans transformers reviews...he does a really good job. thanks for the review dude. yo joe!
tycondrius:
    sweet looking 30/30 man . yes I know off topic.
    for those who didn't watch all the review .thats sad, least the guy tired to add humor to it .

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Tomahawk View Post
    i always enjoy watching seans transformers reviews...he does a really good job. thanks for the review dude. yo joe!
Shin-Gouki:
    Hasbro!

Sgt. Cook:
    This was unbearable. Save the internet from Sean Long! For pennies a day, you can help stop Sean Long from posting toy reviews. No longer will we put up with his horrible jokes. We will never have to hear him call a cobra a python. No longer will we have to see him act out little skits. We won't have to scream "shut up!" at our computer screen when he screams "Cobra". No longer will we have to sit through his ramblings about nothing or pointing out every little useless detail. So help me in my efforts for a safe and Sean Long Free internet.

    I'm Sgt. Cook and I approve this message.
Sho Nuff:
    LOL, I like how you just skipped over the whole huge gaping hole in is forehead.
General Hawk59:
    wow that was an awesome review.. Very funny. I cant wait to get this cobra commander.
Crimson Cobra Commander:
    I love this figure, and I can't wait to get it. Does anyone know if it's coming out on the 4th or if it will be in later waves.
G.I. Shaft:
    Wtf!!!! Does everyone need there 15 minutes of fame nowadays?
topnotch97:
    Spencer Pratt?!?!? is that you?!?!
Lantern_Lad:
    oh...
700block:
    yea funny and good review thanks
MachineGunEtiquette:
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Firefly007 View Post
    Did you happen to see my poll? Enough said....
    Insert horrid joke here.

    bottom line, the toy sucks.
mynameis:
    wow, somebody needs to cut their fingernails

    this figure is pathetic

    great articulation?
    how, when that lame cloak is hanging behind the legs preventing a full range of movement

    it can't be any more articulate then any other modern era CC
JACKOFTRADZE:
    Thanks for the excellent review and the time taken!
    My advice for you if you are going to do this again and show your hands to the world during your review please cut your fingernails. That was really distracting for me. We have this no-no thing in the Toy Industry (If you are a designer you will know this) about the hairy hands/fingernails when you photograph toys be handled/played with. No hairy hands or long fingernails please. It takes away form the toy at hand & scares the kids. Not my kind of humor but nice review otherwise.
JACKOFTRADZE:
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mynameis View Post
    wow, somebody needs to cut their fingernails
    You beat me to it I was writing as you posted that. I could not agree more.
CrimsonGuard101:
    Awful, worst incanration of CC ever...I would prefer an Ecoo warrior version over this...thing...
Shin-Gouki:
    What is it with Hasbro ruining Cobra Commander in Movies?
SNAKE EYES:
    Thanks for the review Sean

    Coooobbbrrraaa!
samantha:
    Great review. I like him. Cobraaaaaaaaa
rob0213:
    lol. It made me chuckle.

    WTF is that hole in his head? Very strange.

    The review was funny. Thanks dude.
RockinHard:
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by JACKOFTRADZE View Post
    Thanks for the excellent review and the time taken!
    My advice for you if you are going to do this again and show your hands to the world during your review please cut your fingernails. That was really distracting for me. We have this no-no thing in the Toy Industry (If you are a designer you will know this) about the hairy hands/fingernails when you photograph toys be handled/played with. No hairy hands or long fingernails please. It takes away form the toy at hand & scares the kids. Not my kind of humor but nice review otherwise.
    That is the gentlemen, and true, reaction to this . . . presentation.
Sigma6_fan85:
    you should see my finger nails *Makes a meow sound* anyways, nice review....boy icant tell cobra commander is gonna be one ugly bastard, i mean what horrors could his disfigured face looks like? as the toon cobra commander once said ''you'll have to have a strong gut to watch me eat destro'' --- anyways i've seen sean long's tf reviews and others--yes--his voice is...odd but once you watch enough of his vids you grow used to it.

    yeah, sean, cool review, i hope i didn't come off as mean when i say you have an odd voice or that you 'get used to get after awhile' not trying to be mean, ahem. unlike some members who seem to be disrespectful....anyways, thanks for posting.
Echo7Solo:
Shin-Gouki:
Sho Nuff:
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by echo7solo View Post
    2nd best laugh of the day. My opinion is still the same but the review did make me laugh. ..


    Then i saw this youtube - batman loves a1 steak sauce!
    wtf
Syn3sthesia:
    Cobra Commanda!
Batmandk02:
    That is 3+ minutes of my life I will never get back again! I think I will stay awy from youtube reviews of ROC figures.
airmax95:
    Those fingernails.....EEEWWWWWW!
Cesium Salami:
    Am I the only one not afraid to say that I have no faith in Hasbro and Paramount's future treatment of the GI Joe Brand? I'm dreading the movie and the toyline, with the exception of the Destro and Barroness figures. I am heartbreakingly disappointed in Cobra Commander and Snake Eye's (my favorite Joe) molded face. GI Joe Resolute was the REAL American Hero movie.

    If knowing is half the battle, then the other half of the battle must be to stab your fans in the back. Right?



    Nice review Sean, though I have to disagree about liking the figure. Where was his "hose" in the review, and can't his clear mask be removed? I seem to remember some pics of it removed showing up somewhere.
CrimsonGuard101:
    It can be removed but with surgical accuracy or you risk ripping the bacon off...
SNAKE_EYES1975:
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by airmax95 View Post
    Those fingernails.....EEEWWWWWW!
    LOL....sorry bro..but thats ALL I could think about..I didnt even look at the fig after I seen those claws...Its like you have 10 coke spoons glued to your fingers..Im laughin out loud right now...
FirstOne:
    I don't need to watch the review, I already know the figure is garbage...
nerdsgetchicks:
    WOW!! Guy was so excited!
    Where are the tubes to the mask?
DaViper:
    Somehow yelling "COBRAAA!!" doesn't seem that cool to me anymore...
Echo7Solo:
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Shin-Gouki View Post
    That is some weird stuff there
    I said the same thing! But for real it was a good laugh.
Gung.Heaux:
    he presents the 360degree rotation of the head, ankles, and wrists as if it gives the figure a more "realistic" range of motion.
    those joints on my body cannot do that.
Draikar:
    Good Video Review of Cobra Commander, I hope to see him in stores soon.
Sigma6_fan85:
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by SNAKE_EYES1975 View Post
    LOL....sorry bro..but thats ALL I could think about..I didnt even look at the fig after I seen those claws...Its like you have 10 coke spoons glued to your fingers..Im laughin out loud right now...
    DUDE! seriously--his nails arent that long compared to mine well shit, every time i cut them they grow damn fast.
Terrorcon Blot:
    Get used to Seanlong. He can't say anything is bad. He's quite consistent that way.

    It just means he hasn't improved at all in the past years, because people think this is quality work.
 

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:41 AM.


Powered by vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2010, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.5.1
Powered by: vBadvanced Dynamics.
Sponsors
G.I. Joe Toys
G.I. Joe Toys
Custom G.I. Joe and Cobra Stickers
G.I. Joe Toys
G.I. Joe on Ebay Now!
Cool Stuff